Guest guest Posted June 15, 2004 Report Share Posted June 15, 2004 > > >A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one > house > > >it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his > > >repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote > > > " Revelation 3:20 " on the back of it and stuck it in the door. > > > > > >When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that > his > > >card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, > " Genesis > > >3:10. " > > > > > >Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in > gales > > >of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins " Behold, I stand at the door and > > >knock. " Genesis 3:10 reads, " I heard your voice in the garden and I > was > > >afraid for I was naked. > > > > > >Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are! > " A > > >cheerful heart is good medicine " (Prov. 17:22a) > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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