Guest guest Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Some of you have felt this way. This was sent to me by my dad, I thought it was worth passing along. -med. A woman brought a very limp duck in to a veterinary surgeon. Asshe lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your duck has passed away."The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?""Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied."How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven'tdone any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a comaor something."The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, andreturned a few moments later with a black Labrador retriever. As theduck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hindlegs, put his front paws on the examination table, and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes andshook his head.The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a fewmoments later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, and strolled out of theroom.The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said,this is most definitely, 100 percent certifiably, a dead duck."Then the vet turned to hiscomputer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150?",she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!"The vet shrugged."I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been$20, but with the Lab report and the Cat scan, it's now $150." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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