Re: Ooooooooooo boy!

April 30, 2001

Oh LINDA!!!!!!!

Will we NEVER learn?? LOL My stomach turned just reading what you ate.. ACK.

Stick with protein today to help your recovery. Oh my. I got married before

surgery so when I did the taste testing I didn't have any issues. Oh well.

Live and Learn.

Hope you feel better....I am dumping in sympathy for ya.

I raise my glass of Pro Score 100 and Water to ya.

Hugs

Rita

O wrote:

> I have survived the dumping episode from hell! I personally tasted each

and every pillow mint as well as 3 types of chocolate hearts, champagne bubbles

(candy), conversation hearts, french mints, 8 types of jordon almonds and 8

flavors of chocolate coffee spoons! Seriously, I HAD to taste each one to

determine if they passed the " seal of approval " test...afterall if I think

it tastes like cardboard do you think I want my guests to have them? I don't

want our wedding to be remembered as the wedding that had the yucky wedding

favors.

>

> O

>

April 30, 2001

I also spent last evening on the ouch with dogs & cats fighting over my inert &

groaning body. I think the very worst part of dumping is knowing that I KNEW

when it was the last bite. I mean, I can taste, but if it gets into full

portions, let us do not be foolish. Pain, nausea, heart....... but of course,

no follow-up, typically. Sigh. I had to sleep it off in a painful fog for 2

hours. Then I felt like a wet mop, ruined for the rest of the evening. Last

thing I remember was lying down in my coat and telling Don to keep the motor

running.

Today I am black & blue from the beating I have given myself for this nonsense.

The least you coulda done is call me and remind me how utterly ruined my speck

of time would be if I got foolish. A real friend would take my coupon book away

from me. Sheesh.

Well, I guess we just got a whole lot smarter, didn't we?

Thanks,

www.vitalady.com

https://secure.paypal.com/affil/pal=vitalady%40bigfoot.com

Ooooooooooo boy!

> I have survived the dumping episode from hell! May 3rd will be my 2 year

anniversary after Doc W (what I affectionately call Dr. Wittgrove) and I had a

'lap' dance in OR...I still dump!

>

> I've never had a dumping episode as bad or as scary as this one...perhaps

because I know my limit so occasionally I'll tease it at that 12 gm of sugar

level. Oooooooo but Sunday was a different story!

>

> I wasn't watching the sugar gm count because I was not out to 'tease' my sugar

tolerance or lack of. No, instead I was on a mission on Sunday to select the

best wedding favors for my wedding. Did you know there are over 23

manufacturers of pillow mints???? I personally tasted each and every pillow

mint as well as 3 types of chocolate hearts, champagne bubbles (candy),

conversation hearts, french mints, 8 types of jordon almonds and 8 flavors of

chocolate coffee spoons! Seriously, I HAD to taste each one to determine if

they passed the " seal of approval " test...afterall if I think it tastes

like cardboard do you think I want my guests to have them? I don't want our

wedding to be remembered as the wedding that had the yucky wedding favors.

>

> OMG, I have never been so sick in my life! I was diaphoretic, cold clammy

skin to touch, heart was in the Indy 500 and the stomach pain? Ooooooo the

stomach pain was not crampy pain, it was like knives coming in at me at all

different directions. Rough jagged knives w/ serrated edges! That pain went

on for about 30 or so minutes w/ me in fetal position fighting off Bill who is

trying to pick me up to take me to the ER cuz he didn't know what was goin on

(that and he didn't know I took it upon myself to be wedding favor taste

tester!). and Felicia know I'm pretty hard headed so of course I won

the battle between Bill and myself but not before my running flight to the

bathroom where I lived for about another 30 minutes. I've never dumped so bad

that I had to visit the bathroom, in the past, all I needed was to lay down for

an hour and go nappy time and I would wake up feelin' fine but word to the wise

that have not dumped this bad...DON'T DO IT! I thought the pain in fetal

position was bad.....ooooooooooo no, the stabbing abdominal pain had me moaning

and in tears in a sitting position if ya know what I mean. Even after my body

went into overdrive to eliminate the sugars.....I was lethargic for a good

portion of the day.

>

> All I know is this better be my last wedding! Good thing I flew out 2 weeks

ago and 'tested' a version of our wedding cake in Vegas...I can't imagine

fondant icing on top of all that stuff yesterday!

>

> O

>

April 30, 2001

Silly! You knew better than that! At two years out you have no

excuse.

I can't wait to verbally give you a little beat down at your wedding.

For those of you who don't know, I am going to be at 's wedding

next month. Should be a hoot. Rumor has it that Elvis is even going

to be the preacher <snicker>.

Felicia

> I have survived the dumping episode from hell! May 3rd will be my

2 year anniversary after Doc W (what I affectionately call Dr.

Wittgrove) and I had a 'lap' dance in OR...I still dump!

>

> I've never had a dumping episode as bad or as scary as this

one...perhaps because I know my limit so occasionally I'll tease it

at that 12 gm of sugar level. Oooooooo but Sunday was a different

story!

>

> I wasn't watching the sugar gm count because I was not out

to 'tease' my sugar tolerance or lack of. No, instead I was on a

mission on Sunday to select the best wedding favors for my wedding.

Did you know there are over 23 manufacturers of pillow mints???? I

personally tasted each and every pillow mint as well as 3 types of

chocolate hearts, champagne bubbles (candy), conversation hearts,

french mints, 8 types of jordon almonds and 8 flavors of chocolate

coffee spoons! Seriously, I HAD to taste each one to determine if

they passed the " seal of approval " test...afterall if I think

it tastes like cardboard do you think I want my guests to have

them? I don't want our wedding to be remembered as the wedding

that had the yucky wedding favors.

>

> OMG, I have never been so sick in my life! I was diaphoretic,

cold clammy skin to touch, heart was in the Indy 500 and the stomach

pain? Ooooooo the stomach pain was not crampy pain, it was like

knives coming in at me at all different directions. Rough jagged

knives w/ serrated edges! That pain went on for about 30 or so

minutes w/ me in fetal position fighting off Bill who is trying to

pick me up to take me to the ER cuz he didn't know what was goin on

(that and he didn't know I took it upon myself to be wedding favor

taste tester!). and Felicia know I'm pretty hard headed so

of course I won the battle between Bill and myself but not before my

running flight to the bathroom where I lived for about another 30

minutes. I've never dumped so bad that I had to visit the bathroom,

in the past, all I needed was to lay down for an hour and go nappy

time and I would wake up feelin' fine but word to the wise that have

not dumped this bad...DON'T DO IT! I thought the pain in fetal

position was bad.....ooooooooooo no, the stabbing abdominal pain had

me moaning and in tears in a sitting position if ya know what I

mean. Even after my body went into overdrive to eliminate the

sugars.....I was lethargic for a good portion of the day.

>

> All I know is this better be my last wedding! Good thing I flew

out 2 weeks ago and 'tested' a version of our wedding cake in

Vegas...I can't imagine fondant icing on top of all that stuff

yesterday!

>

> O

>

April 30, 2001

If she should know better at 2 yrs, what does that make me at 6.5? I'll tell

you. Stupid.

Thanks,

www.vitalady.com

https://secure.paypal.com/affil/pal=vitalady%40bigfoot.com

Re: Ooooooooooo boy!

> Silly! You knew better than that! At two years out you have no

> excuse.

>

> I can't wait to verbally give you a little beat down at your wedding.

>

> For those of you who don't know, I am going to be at 's wedding

> next month. Should be a hoot. Rumor has it that Elvis is even going

> to be the preacher <snicker>.

>

> Felicia

>

> > I have survived the dumping episode from hell! May 3rd will be my

> 2 year anniversary after Doc W (what I affectionately call Dr.

> Wittgrove) and I had a 'lap' dance in OR...I still dump!

> >

> > I've never had a dumping episode as bad or as scary as this

> one...perhaps because I know my limit so occasionally I'll tease it

> at that 12 gm of sugar level. Oooooooo but Sunday was a different

> story!

> >

> > I wasn't watching the sugar gm count because I was not out

> to 'tease' my sugar tolerance or lack of. No, instead I was on a

> mission on Sunday to select the best wedding favors for my wedding.

> Did you know there are over 23 manufacturers of pillow mints???? I

> personally tasted each and every pillow mint as well as 3 types of

> chocolate hearts, champagne bubbles (candy), conversation hearts,

> french mints, 8 types of jordon almonds and 8 flavors of chocolate

> coffee spoons! Seriously, I HAD to taste each one to determine if

> they passed the " seal of approval " test...afterall if I think

> it tastes like cardboard do you think I want my guests to have

> them? I don't want our wedding to be remembered as the wedding

> that had the yucky wedding favors.

> >

> > OMG, I have never been so sick in my life! I was diaphoretic,

> cold clammy skin to touch, heart was in the Indy 500 and the stomach

> pain? Ooooooo the stomach pain was not crampy pain, it was like

> knives coming in at me at all different directions. Rough jagged

> knives w/ serrated edges! That pain went on for about 30 or so

> minutes w/ me in fetal position fighting off Bill who is trying to

> pick me up to take me to the ER cuz he didn't know what was goin on

> (that and he didn't know I took it upon myself to be wedding favor

> taste tester!). and Felicia know I'm pretty hard headed so

> of course I won the battle between Bill and myself but not before my

> running flight to the bathroom where I lived for about another 30

> minutes. I've never dumped so bad that I had to visit the bathroom,

> in the past, all I needed was to lay down for an hour and go nappy

> time and I would wake up feelin' fine but word to the wise that have

> not dumped this bad...DON'T DO IT! I thought the pain in fetal

> position was bad.....ooooooooooo no, the stabbing abdominal pain had

> me moaning and in tears in a sitting position if ya know what I

> mean. Even after my body went into overdrive to eliminate the

> sugars.....I was lethargic for a good portion of the day.

> >

> > All I know is this better be my last wedding! Good thing I flew

> out 2 weeks ago and 'tested' a version of our wedding cake in

> Vegas...I can't imagine fondant icing on top of all that stuff

> yesterday!

> >

> > O

> >

April 30, 2001

And y'all call me crazy for cliff jumping?!?!?

As for you, ...you will be so radiant that the wedding favors wouldn't

make the items of conversation list even if they were made of rubber.

Kim in Hotlanta.

Ooooooooooo boy!

> I have survived the dumping episode from hell! May 3rd will be my 2 year

anniversary after Doc W (what I affectionately call Dr. Wittgrove) and I had

a 'lap' dance in OR...I still dump!

>

> I've never had a dumping episode as bad or as scary as this one...perhaps

because I know my limit so occasionally I'll tease it at that 12 gm of sugar

level. Oooooooo but Sunday was a different story!

>

> I wasn't watching the sugar gm count because I was not out to 'tease' my

sugar tolerance or lack of. No, instead I was on a mission on Sunday to

select the best wedding favors for my wedding. Did you know there are over

23 manufacturers of pillow mints???? I personally tasted each and every

pillow mint as well as 3 types of chocolate hearts, champagne bubbles

(candy), conversation hearts, french mints, 8 types of jordon almonds and 8

flavors of chocolate coffee spoons! Seriously, I HAD to taste each one to

determine if they passed the " seal of approval " test...afterall if I

think it tastes like cardboard do you think I want my guests to have them?

I don't want our wedding to be remembered as the wedding that had the yucky

wedding favors.

>

> OMG, I have never been so sick in my life! I was diaphoretic, cold

clammy skin to touch, heart was in the Indy 500 and the stomach pain?

Ooooooo the stomach pain was not crampy pain, it was like knives coming in

at me at all different directions. Rough jagged knives w/ serrated edges!

That pain went on for about 30 or so minutes w/ me in fetal position

fighting off Bill who is trying to pick me up to take me to the ER cuz he

didn't know what was goin on (that and he didn't know I took it upon myself

to be wedding favor taste tester!). and Felicia know I'm pretty

hard headed so of course I won the battle between Bill and myself but not

before my running flight to the bathroom where I lived for about another 30

minutes. I've never dumped so bad that I had to visit the bathroom, in the

past, all I needed was to lay down for an hour and go nappy time and I would

wake up feelin' fine but word to the wise that have not dumped this

bad...DON'T DO IT! I thought the pain in fetal position was

bad.....ooooooooooo no, the stabbing abdominal pain had me moaning and in

tears in a sitting position if ya know what I mean. Even after my body went

into overdrive to eliminate the sugars.....I was lethargic for a good

portion of the day.

>

> All I know is this better be my last wedding! Good thing I flew out 2

weeks ago and 'tested' a version of our wedding cake in Vegas...I can't

imagine fondant icing on top of all that stuff yesterday!

>

> O

>

April 30, 2001

Nah...just human. And we like you that way (human that is, not in the fetal

position).

Kim in Hotlanta

Re: Ooooooooooo boy!

>

> > Silly! You knew better than that! At two years out you have no

> > excuse.

> >

> > I can't wait to verbally give you a little beat down at your wedding.

> >

> > For those of you who don't know, I am going to be at 's wedding

> > next month. Should be a hoot. Rumor has it that Elvis is even going

> > to be the preacher <snicker>.

> >

> > Felicia

> >

> > > I have survived the dumping episode from hell! May 3rd will be my

> > 2 year anniversary after Doc W (what I affectionately call Dr.

> > Wittgrove) and I had a 'lap' dance in OR...I still dump!

> > >

> > > I've never had a dumping episode as bad or as scary as this

> > one...perhaps because I know my limit so occasionally I'll tease it

> > at that 12 gm of sugar level. Oooooooo but Sunday was a different

> > story!

> > >

> > > I wasn't watching the sugar gm count because I was not out

> > to 'tease' my sugar tolerance or lack of. No, instead I was on a

> > mission on Sunday to select the best wedding favors for my wedding.

> > Did you know there are over 23 manufacturers of pillow mints???? I

> > personally tasted each and every pillow mint as well as 3 types of

> > chocolate hearts, champagne bubbles (candy), conversation hearts,

> > french mints, 8 types of jordon almonds and 8 flavors of chocolate

> > coffee spoons! Seriously, I HAD to taste each one to determine if

> > they passed the " seal of approval " test...afterall if I think

> > it tastes like cardboard do you think I want my guests to have

> > them? I don't want our wedding to be remembered as the wedding

> > that had the yucky wedding favors.

> > >

> > > OMG, I have never been so sick in my life! I was diaphoretic,

> > cold clammy skin to touch, heart was in the Indy 500 and the stomach

> > pain? Ooooooo the stomach pain was not crampy pain, it was like

> > knives coming in at me at all different directions. Rough jagged

> > knives w/ serrated edges! That pain went on for about 30 or so

> > minutes w/ me in fetal position fighting off Bill who is trying to

> > pick me up to take me to the ER cuz he didn't know what was goin on

> > (that and he didn't know I took it upon myself to be wedding favor

> > taste tester!). and Felicia know I'm pretty hard headed so

> > of course I won the battle between Bill and myself but not before my

> > running flight to the bathroom where I lived for about another 30

> > minutes. I've never dumped so bad that I had to visit the bathroom,

> > in the past, all I needed was to lay down for an hour and go nappy

> > time and I would wake up feelin' fine but word to the wise that have

> > not dumped this bad...DON'T DO IT! I thought the pain in fetal

> > position was bad.....ooooooooooo no, the stabbing abdominal pain had

> > me moaning and in tears in a sitting position if ya know what I

> > mean. Even after my body went into overdrive to eliminate the

> > sugars.....I was lethargic for a good portion of the day.

> > >

> > > All I know is this better be my last wedding! Good thing I flew

> > out 2 weeks ago and 'tested' a version of our wedding cake in

> > Vegas...I can't imagine fondant icing on top of all that stuff

> > yesterday!

> > >

> > > O

> > >

April 30, 2001

Felicia can give all of you a report on the wedding favors then ... er, wait a

minute - unlike me, Felicia thinks about what she's putting into her mouth.

Hmmm ... I know, her husband will tell her and she can tell all of you!

You heard that rumor too eh Felicia? *weg* Well rumor has it that everyone

here will be able to view it since it's being streamed live on the internet as

well as being archived. Elvis as the preacher and streamed on the internet?

Geez what will we think of next?! lol

O