15 Things PMS Stands For (lol)

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> 15 Things PMS Stands For

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> 1.) Pass My Shotgun

> 2.) Psychotic Mood Shift

> 3.) Perpetual Munching Spree

> 4.) Puffy Mid-Section

> 5.) People Make me Sick

> 6.) Provide Me with Sweets

> 7.) Pardon My Sobbing

> 8.) Pimples May Surface

> 9.) Pass My Sweatpants

> 10.) Pissy Mood Syndrome

> 11.) Plainly, Men Suck

> 12.) Pack My Stuff

> 13.) Permanent Menstrual Syndrome

> 14.) Poor me syndrome

> 15.) Potential Murder Suspect

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miracle. The other is though everything is a miracle.

--Albert Einstein