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Fw: Fw: Fwd: [Fwd: Fw: Fwd: You know your> from Rural Minnesota when...............lol this> You Know You're From Rural Minnesota When...> 1. You never meet any celebrities except The> "BODY".> > 2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting> to pass a> tractor on the highway.> > 3. "Vacation" means going to the Twin Cities.> > 4. You've seen all the biggest bands ten years> after they were> popular in the Twin Cities.> > 5. You measure distance in hours.> > 6. You know several people who have hit deer more> than once.> > 7. Your classes were cancelled because of cold.> > 8. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the> same day.> "A/C" probably means opening the windows, even the> one with the> torn screen.> > > 9. You use a down comforter in the summer.> > 10. Your grandparents drive at 70 miles per hour> through 13> feet of snow and raging blizzard - without> flinching.> > 11. You plan your financial future around bingo.> 12. You see people wear hunting clothes at social> events.> > 13. You install security lights on your house and> garage and> leave both unlocked.> > 14. You think of the major three food groups as> deer meat,> beer, fish.> > 15. You carry jumper cables in your car and your> girlfriend> knows how to use them.> > 16. There are always 4 empty cars running in the> parking lot at> the beer store at any given time.> > 17. You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and> ketchup.> > 18. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit> over a> snowsuit.> > 19. Driving is better in the winter because the> potholes are> filled with snow.> > 20. You think everyone from a bigger city has an> accent.> > 21. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and> flannel pajamas> > 22. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.> > 23. You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter,> Still Winter, and> Construction.> > 24. It takes 3 hours to go! to th! ! ! e ! mall> for one item even when you're> in a rush because you! have to stop and talk to> everyone in town.> > 25. You actually understand these jokes and> forward them to all> your friends from Minnesota.> > > > > > >------------------------------------------------------------------------------>