A little medical humor for you all

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Not exactly about the diet. But I thought it might raise a smile or two.

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Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on the economic

stimulus package...

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to

make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.

The Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, " Over my dead body! " to which the Pediatricians

replied, " Oh, Grow up! "

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was insane.

The Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons said, " This puts a whole new face on the matter. "

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.

The Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.

The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the

as**oles in Washington.

[Guest guest]

THANK YOU for the good joke...We all need it...

Subject: A little medical humor for you allTo: BTVC-SCD Date: Thursday, April 23, 2009, 11:49 AM

Not exactly about the diet. But I thought it might raise a smile or two.nApparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on the economicstimulus package...The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not tomake any rash moves.The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.The Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" to which the Pediatriciansreplied, "Oh, Grow up!"The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was insane. The Radiologists could see right through it.Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.The Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face

on the matter."The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.The Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas. The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to theas**oles in Washington.

[Guest guest]

THANK YOU for the good joke...We all need it...

Subject: A little medical humor for you allTo: BTVC-SCD Date: Thursday, April 23, 2009, 11:49 AM

Not exactly about the diet. But I thought it might raise a smile or two.nApparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on the economicstimulus package...The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not tomake any rash moves.The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.The Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" to which the Pediatriciansreplied, "Oh, Grow up!"The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was insane. The Radiologists could see right through it.Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.The Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face

on the matter."The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.The Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas. The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to theas**oles in Washington.