Guest guest Posted July 28, 2004 Report Share Posted July 28, 2004 yeah for the man...................what about us???? It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. So Congress funded a grant for this study. Now after "original and proprietary" research they are proud to present the results. REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent.................................12 Calories Without her consent...........................2187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands................................8 Calories With one hand..................................12 Calories With your teeth................................485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection..................................6 Calories Without an erection............................3315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary........................................12 Calories 69 lying down...................................78 Calories 69 standing up..................................812 Calories Wheelbarrow...................................216 Calories Doggy Style.....................................326 Calories Italian chandelier............................2912 Calories ORGASMS: Real......................................112 Calories Fake...........................................1315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging...........................18 Calories Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years....................................36 Calories 30-39 years....................................80 Calories 40-49 years....................................124 Calories 50-59 years...................................1972 Calories 60-69 years...................................7916 Calories 70 and over...................................Results are still pending DRESSING AFTERWARDS: Calmly....................................................32 Calories In a hurry.....................................................98 Calories With her father knocking at the door...........5218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door............13,521 Calories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 29, 2004 Report Share Posted July 29, 2004 TOO CUTE! Elodia - -- In Neurosarcoidosis , tiodaat@a... wrote: > yeah for the man...................what about us???? > > It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, > but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content > of different sexual activities. So Congress funded a grant for this > study. Now after " original and proprietary " research they are > proud to present the results. > REMOVING HER CLOTHES: > With her consent.................................12 Calories > Without her consent...........................2187 Calories > OPENING HER BRA: > With both hands................................8 Calories > With one hand..................................12 Calories > With your teeth................................485 Calories > PUTTING ON A CONDOM: > With an erection..................................6 Calories > Without an erection............................3315 Calories > POSITIONS: > Missionary........................................12 Calories > 69 lying down...................................78 Calories > 69 standing up..................................812 Calories > Wheelbarrow...................................216 Calories > Doggy Style.....................................326 Calories > Italian chandelier............................2912 Calories > ORGASMS: > Real......................................112 Calories > Fake...........................................1315 Calories > POST ORGASM: > Lying in bed hugging...........................18 Calories > Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories > Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories > GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: > 20-29 years....................................36 Calories > 30-39 years....................................80 Calories > 40-49 years....................................124 Calories > 50-59 years...................................1972 Calories > 60-69 years...................................7916 Calories > 70 and over...................................Results are still pending > DRESSING AFTERWARDS: > Calmly....................................................32 Calories > In a hurry.....................................................98 Calories > With her father knocking at the door...........5218 Calories > With your wife knocking at the door............13,521 Calories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 29, 2004 Report Share Posted July 29, 2004 TOO CUTE! Elodia - -- In Neurosarcoidosis , tiodaat@a... wrote: > yeah for the man...................what about us???? > > It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, > but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content > of different sexual activities. So Congress funded a grant for this > study. Now after " original and proprietary " research they are > proud to present the results. > REMOVING HER CLOTHES: > With her consent.................................12 Calories > Without her consent...........................2187 Calories > OPENING HER BRA: > With both hands................................8 Calories > With one hand..................................12 Calories > With your teeth................................485 Calories > PUTTING ON A CONDOM: > With an erection..................................6 Calories > Without an erection............................3315 Calories > POSITIONS: > Missionary........................................12 Calories > 69 lying down...................................78 Calories > 69 standing up..................................812 Calories > Wheelbarrow...................................216 Calories > Doggy Style.....................................326 Calories > Italian chandelier............................2912 Calories > ORGASMS: > Real......................................112 Calories > Fake...........................................1315 Calories > POST ORGASM: > Lying in bed hugging...........................18 Calories > Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories > Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories > GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: > 20-29 years....................................36 Calories > 30-39 years....................................80 Calories > 40-49 years....................................124 Calories > 50-59 years...................................1972 Calories > 60-69 years...................................7916 Calories > 70 and over...................................Results are still pending > DRESSING AFTERWARDS: > Calmly....................................................32 Calories > In a hurry.....................................................98 Calories > With her father knocking at the door...........5218 Calories > With your wife knocking at the door............13,521 Calories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 29, 2004 Report Share Posted July 29, 2004 TOO CUTE! Elodia - -- In Neurosarcoidosis , tiodaat@a... wrote: > yeah for the man...................what about us???? > > It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, > but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content > of different sexual activities. So Congress funded a grant for this > study. Now after " original and proprietary " research they are > proud to present the results. > REMOVING HER CLOTHES: > With her consent.................................12 Calories > Without her consent...........................2187 Calories > OPENING HER BRA: > With both hands................................8 Calories > With one hand..................................12 Calories > With your teeth................................485 Calories > PUTTING ON A CONDOM: > With an erection..................................6 Calories > Without an erection............................3315 Calories > POSITIONS: > Missionary........................................12 Calories > 69 lying down...................................78 Calories > 69 standing up..................................812 Calories > Wheelbarrow...................................216 Calories > Doggy Style.....................................326 Calories > Italian chandelier............................2912 Calories > ORGASMS: > Real......................................112 Calories > Fake...........................................1315 Calories > POST ORGASM: > Lying in bed hugging...........................18 Calories > Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories > Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories > GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: > 20-29 years....................................36 Calories > 30-39 years....................................80 Calories > 40-49 years....................................124 Calories > 50-59 years...................................1972 Calories > 60-69 years...................................7916 Calories > 70 and over...................................Results are still pending > DRESSING AFTERWARDS: > Calmly....................................................32 Calories > In a hurry.....................................................98 Calories > With her father knocking at the door...........5218 Calories > With your wife knocking at the door............13,521 Calories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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