Guest guest Posted April 25, 2003 Report Share Posted April 25, 2003 gg, Hi, yeah tailor those excuses! Got to get some good out of having these fibroids. I think I'll try the ice, I'm in such pain and still bleeding. Hubby asked me when my next appointment in Louisville was and I replied Wednesday. Then he asked if I could call and talk with the doc and maybe the doc could do " something " . I asked " like do surgery over the phone " . (Psychic surgery by phone for fibroids-now this is a new treatment option). Hubby said no, do the surgery in the doc's office on Wednesday, it would take just a couple of snips, he's tired of the inconveience. I said sure and if I can't talk the doc into the office surgery when I call her, I'll just strip from my waist down and lay on top of her desk spread eagle and say please doc, it's just a couple of snips and my hubby feels inconvenienced. Do you think she'll mind if I bleed to death on her desk? Might make a big mess. No need for anitheshia, you can hit me in the head with a rock. I told my hubby that just thinking about how concerned he is about my health just makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over. Then I tore into him. Saying that I'm the one bleeding, in a great deal of pain, researching fibroids, finding docs, how is it that he's the one being inconveieced? Wake my hubby up and tell him I'm bleeding badly, I'd get " I got to go to work tomorrow, I'm tired from working all week, or wake me up if it gets worse. If I did the last, he'd ask me how did I know that it was worse, did I measure? " So, you see what I'm dealing with. <laughing> After thinking it all over, I pick having my surgery in the hospital. No psychic phone or in office surgery for me. I want drugs and not the rock. You can all call me chicken. Even though I'm sure your chinese teacher politly called you " cranky " . I'm willing to trade you him for my hubby. You can be as loud (YES!), fearless, out there, joking, assertive and strong with him as you like. He can be your practice dummy to hone your new skills. Just remember your excuses, " Must have been the lack of blood getting oxygen to my brain " , " I don't remember doing that " (blood loss brain excuse again) or " I'd never do anything like that " . You'll have lots of fun practicing your YANG on him. Your teacher will be a nice change for me. I'm willing to return your class money too with this deal. How bout it, gg? Deal? After telling my hubby offChinesed him thapolitely going to give his email address to this group and if he thought one " cranky " woman was bad, he'd soon have hundreds. <smiling> He begged me not too. He said he wouldn't answer his email, I told him I'd tell where he lived. He's been much nicer lately. Called and asked me how I was feeling today. Hummmmmm.... woder why? Make the trade, gg! Geraldine Schaumburg wrote: Hey Kukukukula! That's so great! I never even thought of tailoring my excuses around my condition! You have opened up an entire vista for me! " Sorry, all the blood from my brain is in my belly. ;-)! " I like it! Yeah, my teacher and I are total opposites. He is totally yin....passive, gentle, vulnerable, scholarly...I am totally yang....fearless, out there, loud, joking, strong physically (except for " the CONDITION!!!!. " hahaha). Now I'm getting the hang of it.... The very oddest thing happened to me today! I tried my friend Katy's folk remedy for stopping her hemmorhaging and it seems to have worked, at least for the past 11 hours! I could not have predicted it! It might be a fluke but it did stop my pain and bleeding. It did give me a belly rash because I was allergic to the plastic that the ice gel was in....but, SO WHAT! It seems to have worked at least for a bit! Wow!!!! Remember that she ices her lower abdomen for 15 minutes, pure ice torture.... GAWD!!!! My doc still has not called me back even though I know she got my frantic message on Sunday and then Monday night. I have decided to fire her. Four days as of tomorrow....unbelievable! I will ice tomorrow before class....then report....cheers and g'night to all! ;-)! gg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 26, 2003 Report Share Posted April 26, 2003 Kukalaka, LOL. I just had my morning laugh. The way you write is great. And I'm glad your hubby straightened out. I hope it holds out. W Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 26, 2003 Report Share Posted April 26, 2003 Kukalaka, LOL. I just had my morning laugh. The way you write is great. And I'm glad your hubby straightened out. I hope it holds out. W Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 26, 2003 Report Share Posted April 26, 2003 Kukalaka, LOL. I just had my morning laugh. The way you write is great. And I'm glad your hubby straightened out. I hope it holds out. W Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 26, 2003 Report Share Posted April 26, 2003 hahaha...we'll make the trade!....I can vouch for my teacher without even asking because he is so YIN! hahaha. Now, psychic surgery for fibroids strikes my California funny bone! I already know that for $29.95 you can order an exorcism. on the Net....but I love the idea of flooding an office with cranky women's EMail's...now who can we pick...Hager the Horrible? Better yet...just order the exorcism for him! Oddly enough the ice worked. Bleeding can be a imbalance of heat, liver, wood...in Chinese medicine....that's why I think my Chinese teacher made those oh so subtle remarks my way! hahaha. For him, the Yin meister, that was prob the evuivalent of your hubby bellowing in Yangness....for whatever reason the ice worked. perhaps a fluke, perhaps not. I go with whatever works. cheers! gg kukalaka wrote: > gg, Hi, yeah tailor those excuses! Got to get some good out of having these fibroids. I think I'll try the ice, I'm in such pain and still bleeding. Hubby asked me when my next appointment in Louisville was and I replied Wednesday. Then he asked if I could call and talk with the doc and maybe the doc could do " something " . I asked " like do surgery over the phone " . (Psychic surgery by phone for fibroids-now this is a new treatment option). Hubby said no, do the surgery in the doc's office on Wednesday, it would take just a couple of snips, he's tired of the inconveience. I said sure and if I can't talk the doc into the office surgery when I call her, I'll just strip from my waist down and lay on top of her desk spread eagle and say please doc, it's just a couple of snips and my hubby feels inconvenienced. Do you think she'll mind if I bleed to death on her desk? Might make a big mess. No need for anitheshia, you can hit me in the head with a rock. I told my hubby that just thinking about how concerned he is about my health just makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over. Then I tore into him. Saying that I'm the one bleeding, in a great deal of pain, researching fibroids, finding docs, how is it that he's the one being inconveieced? Wake my hubby up and tell him I'm bleeding badly, I'd get " I got to go to work tomorrow, I'm tired from working all week, or wake me up if it gets worse. If I did the last, he'd ask me how did I know that it was worse, did I measure? " So, you see what I'm dealing with. <laughing> After thinking it all over, I pick having my surgery in the hospital. No psychic phone or in office surgery for me. I want drugs and not the rock. You can all call me chicken. Even though I'm sure your chinese teacher politly called you " cranky " . I'm willing to trade you him for my hubby. You can be as loud (YES!), fearless, out there, joking, assertive and strong with him as you like. He can be your practice dummy to hone your new skills. Just remember your excuses, " Must have been the lack of blood getting oxygen to my brain " , " I don't remember doing that " (blood loss brain excuse again) or " I'd never do anything like that " . You'll have lots of fun practicing your YANG on him. Your teacher will be a nice change for me. I'm willing to return your class money too with this deal. How bout it, gg? Deal? After telling my hubby offChinesed him thapolitely going to give his email address to this group and if he thought one " cranky " woman was bad, he'd soon have hundreds. <smiling> He begged me not too. He said he wouldn't answer his email, I told him I'd tell where he lived. He's been much nicer lately. Called and asked me how I was feeling today. Hummmmmm.... woder why? Make the trade, gg! > > Geraldine Schaumburg wrote: Hey Kukukukula! > That's so great! I never even thought of tailoring my excuses around my condition! You have opened up an entire vista for me! " Sorry, all the blood from my brain is in my belly. ;-)! " I like it! > Yeah, my teacher and I are total opposites. He is totally yin....passive, gentle, vulnerable, scholarly...I am totally yang....fearless, out there, loud, joking, strong physically (except for " the CONDITION!!!!. " hahaha). Now I'm getting the hang of it.... > The very oddest thing happened to me today! I tried my friend Katy's folk remedy for stopping her hemmorhaging and it seems to have worked, at least for the past 11 hours! I could not have predicted it! It might be a fluke but it did stop my pain and bleeding. It did give me a belly rash because I was allergic to the plastic that the ice gel was in....but, SO WHAT! > It seems to have worked at least for a bit! Wow!!!! Remember that she ices her lower abdomen for 15 minutes, pure ice torture.... > GAWD!!!! My doc still has not called me back even though I know she got my frantic message on Sunday and then Monday night. I have decided to fire her. Four days as of tomorrow....unbelievable! I will ice tomorrow before class....then report....cheers and g'night to all! ;-)! gg > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 26, 2003 Report Share Posted April 26, 2003 hahaha...we'll make the trade!....I can vouch for my teacher without even asking because he is so YIN! hahaha. Now, psychic surgery for fibroids strikes my California funny bone! I already know that for $29.95 you can order an exorcism. on the Net....but I love the idea of flooding an office with cranky women's EMail's...now who can we pick...Hager the Horrible? Better yet...just order the exorcism for him! Oddly enough the ice worked. Bleeding can be a imbalance of heat, liver, wood...in Chinese medicine....that's why I think my Chinese teacher made those oh so subtle remarks my way! hahaha. For him, the Yin meister, that was prob the evuivalent of your hubby bellowing in Yangness....for whatever reason the ice worked. perhaps a fluke, perhaps not. I go with whatever works. cheers! gg kukalaka wrote: > gg, Hi, yeah tailor those excuses! Got to get some good out of having these fibroids. I think I'll try the ice, I'm in such pain and still bleeding. Hubby asked me when my next appointment in Louisville was and I replied Wednesday. Then he asked if I could call and talk with the doc and maybe the doc could do " something " . I asked " like do surgery over the phone " . (Psychic surgery by phone for fibroids-now this is a new treatment option). Hubby said no, do the surgery in the doc's office on Wednesday, it would take just a couple of snips, he's tired of the inconveience. I said sure and if I can't talk the doc into the office surgery when I call her, I'll just strip from my waist down and lay on top of her desk spread eagle and say please doc, it's just a couple of snips and my hubby feels inconvenienced. Do you think she'll mind if I bleed to death on her desk? Might make a big mess. No need for anitheshia, you can hit me in the head with a rock. I told my hubby that just thinking about how concerned he is about my health just makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over. Then I tore into him. Saying that I'm the one bleeding, in a great deal of pain, researching fibroids, finding docs, how is it that he's the one being inconveieced? Wake my hubby up and tell him I'm bleeding badly, I'd get " I got to go to work tomorrow, I'm tired from working all week, or wake me up if it gets worse. If I did the last, he'd ask me how did I know that it was worse, did I measure? " So, you see what I'm dealing with. <laughing> After thinking it all over, I pick having my surgery in the hospital. No psychic phone or in office surgery for me. I want drugs and not the rock. You can all call me chicken. Even though I'm sure your chinese teacher politly called you " cranky " . I'm willing to trade you him for my hubby. You can be as loud (YES!), fearless, out there, joking, assertive and strong with him as you like. He can be your practice dummy to hone your new skills. Just remember your excuses, " Must have been the lack of blood getting oxygen to my brain " , " I don't remember doing that " (blood loss brain excuse again) or " I'd never do anything like that " . You'll have lots of fun practicing your YANG on him. Your teacher will be a nice change for me. I'm willing to return your class money too with this deal. How bout it, gg? Deal? After telling my hubby offChinesed him thapolitely going to give his email address to this group and if he thought one " cranky " woman was bad, he'd soon have hundreds. <smiling> He begged me not too. He said he wouldn't answer his email, I told him I'd tell where he lived. He's been much nicer lately. Called and asked me how I was feeling today. Hummmmmm.... woder why? Make the trade, gg! > > Geraldine Schaumburg wrote: Hey Kukukukula! > That's so great! I never even thought of tailoring my excuses around my condition! You have opened up an entire vista for me! " Sorry, all the blood from my brain is in my belly. ;-)! " I like it! > Yeah, my teacher and I are total opposites. He is totally yin....passive, gentle, vulnerable, scholarly...I am totally yang....fearless, out there, loud, joking, strong physically (except for " the CONDITION!!!!. " hahaha). Now I'm getting the hang of it.... > The very oddest thing happened to me today! I tried my friend Katy's folk remedy for stopping her hemmorhaging and it seems to have worked, at least for the past 11 hours! I could not have predicted it! It might be a fluke but it did stop my pain and bleeding. It did give me a belly rash because I was allergic to the plastic that the ice gel was in....but, SO WHAT! > It seems to have worked at least for a bit! Wow!!!! Remember that she ices her lower abdomen for 15 minutes, pure ice torture.... > GAWD!!!! My doc still has not called me back even though I know she got my frantic message on Sunday and then Monday night. I have decided to fire her. Four days as of tomorrow....unbelievable! I will ice tomorrow before class....then report....cheers and g'night to all! ;-)! gg > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 26, 2003 Report Share Posted April 26, 2003 hahaha...we'll make the trade!....I can vouch for my teacher without even asking because he is so YIN! hahaha. Now, psychic surgery for fibroids strikes my California funny bone! I already know that for $29.95 you can order an exorcism. on the Net....but I love the idea of flooding an office with cranky women's EMail's...now who can we pick...Hager the Horrible? Better yet...just order the exorcism for him! Oddly enough the ice worked. Bleeding can be a imbalance of heat, liver, wood...in Chinese medicine....that's why I think my Chinese teacher made those oh so subtle remarks my way! hahaha. For him, the Yin meister, that was prob the evuivalent of your hubby bellowing in Yangness....for whatever reason the ice worked. perhaps a fluke, perhaps not. I go with whatever works. cheers! gg kukalaka wrote: > gg, Hi, yeah tailor those excuses! Got to get some good out of having these fibroids. I think I'll try the ice, I'm in such pain and still bleeding. Hubby asked me when my next appointment in Louisville was and I replied Wednesday. Then he asked if I could call and talk with the doc and maybe the doc could do " something " . I asked " like do surgery over the phone " . (Psychic surgery by phone for fibroids-now this is a new treatment option). Hubby said no, do the surgery in the doc's office on Wednesday, it would take just a couple of snips, he's tired of the inconveience. I said sure and if I can't talk the doc into the office surgery when I call her, I'll just strip from my waist down and lay on top of her desk spread eagle and say please doc, it's just a couple of snips and my hubby feels inconvenienced. Do you think she'll mind if I bleed to death on her desk? Might make a big mess. No need for anitheshia, you can hit me in the head with a rock. I told my hubby that just thinking about how concerned he is about my health just makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over. Then I tore into him. Saying that I'm the one bleeding, in a great deal of pain, researching fibroids, finding docs, how is it that he's the one being inconveieced? Wake my hubby up and tell him I'm bleeding badly, I'd get " I got to go to work tomorrow, I'm tired from working all week, or wake me up if it gets worse. If I did the last, he'd ask me how did I know that it was worse, did I measure? " So, you see what I'm dealing with. <laughing> After thinking it all over, I pick having my surgery in the hospital. No psychic phone or in office surgery for me. I want drugs and not the rock. You can all call me chicken. Even though I'm sure your chinese teacher politly called you " cranky " . I'm willing to trade you him for my hubby. You can be as loud (YES!), fearless, out there, joking, assertive and strong with him as you like. He can be your practice dummy to hone your new skills. Just remember your excuses, " Must have been the lack of blood getting oxygen to my brain " , " I don't remember doing that " (blood loss brain excuse again) or " I'd never do anything like that " . You'll have lots of fun practicing your YANG on him. Your teacher will be a nice change for me. I'm willing to return your class money too with this deal. How bout it, gg? Deal? After telling my hubby offChinesed him thapolitely going to give his email address to this group and if he thought one " cranky " woman was bad, he'd soon have hundreds. <smiling> He begged me not too. He said he wouldn't answer his email, I told him I'd tell where he lived. He's been much nicer lately. Called and asked me how I was feeling today. Hummmmmm.... woder why? Make the trade, gg! > > Geraldine Schaumburg wrote: Hey Kukukukula! > That's so great! I never even thought of tailoring my excuses around my condition! You have opened up an entire vista for me! " Sorry, all the blood from my brain is in my belly. ;-)! " I like it! > Yeah, my teacher and I are total opposites. He is totally yin....passive, gentle, vulnerable, scholarly...I am totally yang....fearless, out there, loud, joking, strong physically (except for " the CONDITION!!!!. " hahaha). Now I'm getting the hang of it.... > The very oddest thing happened to me today! I tried my friend Katy's folk remedy for stopping her hemmorhaging and it seems to have worked, at least for the past 11 hours! I could not have predicted it! It might be a fluke but it did stop my pain and bleeding. It did give me a belly rash because I was allergic to the plastic that the ice gel was in....but, SO WHAT! > It seems to have worked at least for a bit! Wow!!!! Remember that she ices her lower abdomen for 15 minutes, pure ice torture.... > GAWD!!!! My doc still has not called me back even though I know she got my frantic message on Sunday and then Monday night. I have decided to fire her. Four days as of tomorrow....unbelievable! I will ice tomorrow before class....then report....cheers and g'night to all! ;-)! gg > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 26, 2003 Report Share Posted April 26, 2003 Hahaha...Great! It's lets make a deal and the trade is on! YEPPIE! I've got to be up front with you gg, my hubby pulled another boner today. For some reason with all this bleeding my food is not staying down so good. I was choking today and knocked on the window to get his attention and made the chocking sign. He rolled his eyes and just waved me off! I was throwing up and turning blue inbetween. He's not a lot of help especially in an emergency. Last night he brought up the " office surgery " ideal again. I said no, I'm going to a hospital for my surgery. He doesn't understand why. He said men get vesectomies in the docs' offices. I replied when he gets a testicle yanked out in the office, then we can talk. I'll bring a rock. I did tell him about the trade this morning. I told him his new master's name was gg (if she accepted) and I was getting a nice little Chineese guy. I told him I offered to pay you your class money back since I was taking the teacher and shortening you in the deal. I had to sweeten my pot to make it fair. He asked what this teacher had that was so good and I told him a lot of yin and he politly called women cranky. I told him not to be saying nothing about my new guy in the negative. I reminded him about what Dr Phil says, " the house is a woman's nest, don't mess with her nest " and " if Mama's happy then everyone is happy " . I told him if he'd remember this he'd get along better with women. See gg, I'm trying. His hobbies are watching TV and eating. I can't say he's too handy, he likes kids but runs from them. He's not pretty. He does whine, he was still going on about his toe today. He is a good worker. People who don't live with him seem to like him. I hope this doesn't discorage you from the trade. You may want to keep that exorcism number handy. You would get his mother too and I've already told him that when she dies that he needs to have her body shaved and searched for the numbers 666. So keep that number, sounds like a deal to me. You can manage her. I am preparing him. He asked me about flowers in the yard and I told him not to worry about it, I'd do that with my new guy. I told him best he'd start worrying about packing his bags. He thinks CA is pretty so that's a plus. Thank you gg, I need a break and your teacher sounds real nice. He might help me be less yang and more yin like I used to be. Yes, I say get all us " cranky " women together in emailing campaigns and we could put fear into any guy. Power in numbers. I think we can take Hager the Horrible on, bring him to his knees and make him say a prayer. We can make a list. Good thinking GG! I'm trying the ice thing. My bleeding has finely slowed today but It sounds like a good ideal. Bye, gg Geraldine Schaumburg wrote:hahaha...we'll make the trade!....I can vouch for my teacher without even asking because he is so YIN! hahaha. Now, psychic surgery for fibroids strikes my California funny bone! I already know that for $29.95 you can order an exorcism. on the Net....but I love the idea of flooding an office with cranky women's EMail's...now who can we pick...Hager the Horrible? Better yet...just order the exorcism for him! Oddly enough the ice worked. Bleeding can be a imbalance of heat, liver, wood...in Chinese medicine....that's why I think my Chinese teacher made those oh so subtle remarks my way! hahaha. For him, the Yin meister, that was prob the evuivalent of your hubby bellowing in Yangness....for whatever reason the ice worked. perhaps a fluke, perhaps not. I go with whatever works. cheers! gg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 26, 2003 Report Share Posted April 26, 2003 Hahaha...Great! It's lets make a deal and the trade is on! YEPPIE! I've got to be up front with you gg, my hubby pulled another boner today. For some reason with all this bleeding my food is not staying down so good. I was choking today and knocked on the window to get his attention and made the chocking sign. He rolled his eyes and just waved me off! I was throwing up and turning blue inbetween. He's not a lot of help especially in an emergency. Last night he brought up the " office surgery " ideal again. I said no, I'm going to a hospital for my surgery. He doesn't understand why. He said men get vesectomies in the docs' offices. I replied when he gets a testicle yanked out in the office, then we can talk. I'll bring a rock. I did tell him about the trade this morning. I told him his new master's name was gg (if she accepted) and I was getting a nice little Chineese guy. I told him I offered to pay you your class money back since I was taking the teacher and shortening you in the deal. I had to sweeten my pot to make it fair. He asked what this teacher had that was so good and I told him a lot of yin and he politly called women cranky. I told him not to be saying nothing about my new guy in the negative. I reminded him about what Dr Phil says, " the house is a woman's nest, don't mess with her nest " and " if Mama's happy then everyone is happy " . I told him if he'd remember this he'd get along better with women. See gg, I'm trying. His hobbies are watching TV and eating. I can't say he's too handy, he likes kids but runs from them. He's not pretty. He does whine, he was still going on about his toe today. He is a good worker. People who don't live with him seem to like him. I hope this doesn't discorage you from the trade. You may want to keep that exorcism number handy. You would get his mother too and I've already told him that when she dies that he needs to have her body shaved and searched for the numbers 666. So keep that number, sounds like a deal to me. You can manage her. I am preparing him. He asked me about flowers in the yard and I told him not to worry about it, I'd do that with my new guy. I told him best he'd start worrying about packing his bags. He thinks CA is pretty so that's a plus. Thank you gg, I need a break and your teacher sounds real nice. He might help me be less yang and more yin like I used to be. Yes, I say get all us " cranky " women together in emailing campaigns and we could put fear into any guy. Power in numbers. I think we can take Hager the Horrible on, bring him to his knees and make him say a prayer. We can make a list. Good thinking GG! I'm trying the ice thing. My bleeding has finely slowed today but It sounds like a good ideal. Bye, gg Geraldine Schaumburg wrote:hahaha...we'll make the trade!....I can vouch for my teacher without even asking because he is so YIN! hahaha. Now, psychic surgery for fibroids strikes my California funny bone! I already know that for $29.95 you can order an exorcism. on the Net....but I love the idea of flooding an office with cranky women's EMail's...now who can we pick...Hager the Horrible? Better yet...just order the exorcism for him! Oddly enough the ice worked. Bleeding can be a imbalance of heat, liver, wood...in Chinese medicine....that's why I think my Chinese teacher made those oh so subtle remarks my way! hahaha. For him, the Yin meister, that was prob the evuivalent of your hubby bellowing in Yangness....for whatever reason the ice worked. perhaps a fluke, perhaps not. I go with whatever works. cheers! gg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 26, 2003 Report Share Posted April 26, 2003 Hahaha...Great! It's lets make a deal and the trade is on! YEPPIE! I've got to be up front with you gg, my hubby pulled another boner today. For some reason with all this bleeding my food is not staying down so good. I was choking today and knocked on the window to get his attention and made the chocking sign. He rolled his eyes and just waved me off! I was throwing up and turning blue inbetween. He's not a lot of help especially in an emergency. Last night he brought up the " office surgery " ideal again. I said no, I'm going to a hospital for my surgery. He doesn't understand why. He said men get vesectomies in the docs' offices. I replied when he gets a testicle yanked out in the office, then we can talk. I'll bring a rock. I did tell him about the trade this morning. I told him his new master's name was gg (if she accepted) and I was getting a nice little Chineese guy. I told him I offered to pay you your class money back since I was taking the teacher and shortening you in the deal. I had to sweeten my pot to make it fair. He asked what this teacher had that was so good and I told him a lot of yin and he politly called women cranky. I told him not to be saying nothing about my new guy in the negative. I reminded him about what Dr Phil says, " the house is a woman's nest, don't mess with her nest " and " if Mama's happy then everyone is happy " . I told him if he'd remember this he'd get along better with women. See gg, I'm trying. His hobbies are watching TV and eating. I can't say he's too handy, he likes kids but runs from them. He's not pretty. He does whine, he was still going on about his toe today. He is a good worker. People who don't live with him seem to like him. I hope this doesn't discorage you from the trade. You may want to keep that exorcism number handy. You would get his mother too and I've already told him that when she dies that he needs to have her body shaved and searched for the numbers 666. So keep that number, sounds like a deal to me. You can manage her. I am preparing him. He asked me about flowers in the yard and I told him not to worry about it, I'd do that with my new guy. I told him best he'd start worrying about packing his bags. He thinks CA is pretty so that's a plus. Thank you gg, I need a break and your teacher sounds real nice. He might help me be less yang and more yin like I used to be. Yes, I say get all us " cranky " women together in emailing campaigns and we could put fear into any guy. Power in numbers. I think we can take Hager the Horrible on, bring him to his knees and make him say a prayer. We can make a list. Good thinking GG! I'm trying the ice thing. My bleeding has finely slowed today but It sounds like a good ideal. Bye, gg Geraldine Schaumburg wrote:hahaha...we'll make the trade!....I can vouch for my teacher without even asking because he is so YIN! hahaha. Now, psychic surgery for fibroids strikes my California funny bone! I already know that for $29.95 you can order an exorcism. on the Net....but I love the idea of flooding an office with cranky women's EMail's...now who can we pick...Hager the Horrible? Better yet...just order the exorcism for him! Oddly enough the ice worked. Bleeding can be a imbalance of heat, liver, wood...in Chinese medicine....that's why I think my Chinese teacher made those oh so subtle remarks my way! hahaha. For him, the Yin meister, that was prob the evuivalent of your hubby bellowing in Yangness....for whatever reason the ice worked. perhaps a fluke, perhaps not. I go with whatever works. cheers! gg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 27, 2003 Report Share Posted April 27, 2003 To Roma: (Off topic but Important!) The trade is on! Great! I shall inform my teacher! When you overdose on yin you can send him back. I will take your hubby, but not the mo in law. At least he will be able to move things. Mos in law I airdrop with tiny parachutes into carefully selected uninhabited islands. Men are practical, re: your hubby's ideas of office surgery. Simplify,Simplify, simplify! Maybe, if you are sending your mo in law so I can relocate her into said islands, I might consider sending my 17 year old with Tourettes...the one who blurts out entire sentences of what he is thinking? Last night at dinner he mentioned, after his first date, that he was considering never dating again and instead he was going to join a bunch of Swinger's clubs because he was too lazy to date. Ahhhhhh....!!!! As I said, imminently practical and horrorfrying. Tell your hubby he is being shipped to the Essence of YANG!!!! After a week with me he will be hiring Dr. Phil as a private coach and beating down your door with his yin! ;-)! We also might be able to use some of that duck tape we stocked up on to protect ourselves from chemicals. Simplify, simplify, simplify! cheers. gigi! kukalaka wrote: > Hahaha...Great! It's lets make a deal and the trade is on! YEPPIE! I've got to be up front with you gg, my hubby pulled another boner today. For some reason with all this bleeding my food is not staying down so good. I was choking today and knocked on the window to get his attention and made the chocking sign. He rolled his eyes and just waved me off! I was throwing up and turning blue inbetween. He's not a lot of help especially in an emergency. Last night he brought up the " office surgery " ideal again. I said no, I'm going to a hospital for my surgery. He doesn't understand why. He said men get vesectomies in the docs' offices. I replied when he gets a testicle yanked out in the office, then we can talk. I'll bring a rock. I did tell him about the trade this morning. I told him his new master's name was gg (if she accepted) and I was getting a nice little Chineese guy. I told him I offered to pay you your class money back since I was taking the teacher and shortening you in the deal. I had to sweeten my pot to make it fair. He asked what this teacher had that was so good and I told him a lot of yin and he politly called women cranky. I told him not to be saying nothing about my new guy in the negative. I reminded him about what Dr Phil says, " the house is a woman's nest, don't mess with her nest " and " if Mama's happy then everyone is happy " . I told him if he'd remember this he'd get along better with women. See gg, I'm trying. His hobbies are watching TV and eating. I can't say he's too handy, he likes kids but runs from them. He's not pretty. He does whine, he was still going on about his toe today. He is a good worker. People who don't live with him seem to like him. I hope this doesn't discorage you from the trade. You may want to keep that exorcism number handy. You would get his mother too and I've already told him that when she dies that he needs to have her body shaved and searched for the numbers 666. So keep that number, sounds like a deal to me. You can manage her. I am preparing him. He asked me about flowers in the yard and I told him not to worry about it, I'd do that with my new guy. I told him best he'd start worrying about packing his bags. He thinks CA is pretty so that's a plus. Thank you gg, I need a break and your teacher sounds real nice. He might help me be less yang and more yin like I used to be. Yes, I say get all us " cranky " women together in emailing campaigns and we could put fear into any guy. Power in numbers. I think we can take Hager the Horrible on, bring him to his knees and make him say a prayer. We can make a list. Good thinking GG! I'm trying the ice thing. My bleeding has finely slowed today but It sounds like a good ideal. Bye, gg > > Geraldine Schaumburg wrote:hahaha...we'll make the trade!....I can vouch for my teacher without even asking because he is so YIN! hahaha. Now, psychic surgery for fibroids strikes my California funny bone! I already know that for $29.95 you can order an exorcism. on the Net....but I love the idea of flooding an office with cranky women's EMail's...now who can we pick...Hager the Horrible? Better yet...just order the exorcism for him! > Oddly enough the ice worked. Bleeding can be a imbalance of heat, liver, wood...in Chinese medicine....that's why I think my Chinese teacher made those oh so subtle remarks my way! hahaha. For him, the Yin meister, that was prob the evuivalent of your hubby bellowing in Yangness....for whatever reason the ice worked. perhaps a fluke, perhaps not. I go with whatever works. cheers! > gg > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 27, 2003 Report Share Posted April 27, 2003 To Roma: (Off topic but Important!) The trade is on! Great! I shall inform my teacher! When you overdose on yin you can send him back. I will take your hubby, but not the mo in law. At least he will be able to move things. Mos in law I airdrop with tiny parachutes into carefully selected uninhabited islands. Men are practical, re: your hubby's ideas of office surgery. Simplify,Simplify, simplify! Maybe, if you are sending your mo in law so I can relocate her into said islands, I might consider sending my 17 year old with Tourettes...the one who blurts out entire sentences of what he is thinking? Last night at dinner he mentioned, after his first date, that he was considering never dating again and instead he was going to join a bunch of Swinger's clubs because he was too lazy to date. Ahhhhhh....!!!! As I said, imminently practical and horrorfrying. Tell your hubby he is being shipped to the Essence of YANG!!!! After a week with me he will be hiring Dr. Phil as a private coach and beating down your door with his yin! ;-)! We also might be able to use some of that duck tape we stocked up on to protect ourselves from chemicals. Simplify, simplify, simplify! cheers. gigi! kukalaka wrote: > Hahaha...Great! It's lets make a deal and the trade is on! YEPPIE! I've got to be up front with you gg, my hubby pulled another boner today. For some reason with all this bleeding my food is not staying down so good. I was choking today and knocked on the window to get his attention and made the chocking sign. He rolled his eyes and just waved me off! I was throwing up and turning blue inbetween. He's not a lot of help especially in an emergency. Last night he brought up the " office surgery " ideal again. I said no, I'm going to a hospital for my surgery. He doesn't understand why. He said men get vesectomies in the docs' offices. I replied when he gets a testicle yanked out in the office, then we can talk. I'll bring a rock. I did tell him about the trade this morning. I told him his new master's name was gg (if she accepted) and I was getting a nice little Chineese guy. I told him I offered to pay you your class money back since I was taking the teacher and shortening you in the deal. I had to sweeten my pot to make it fair. He asked what this teacher had that was so good and I told him a lot of yin and he politly called women cranky. I told him not to be saying nothing about my new guy in the negative. I reminded him about what Dr Phil says, " the house is a woman's nest, don't mess with her nest " and " if Mama's happy then everyone is happy " . I told him if he'd remember this he'd get along better with women. See gg, I'm trying. His hobbies are watching TV and eating. I can't say he's too handy, he likes kids but runs from them. He's not pretty. He does whine, he was still going on about his toe today. He is a good worker. People who don't live with him seem to like him. I hope this doesn't discorage you from the trade. You may want to keep that exorcism number handy. You would get his mother too and I've already told him that when she dies that he needs to have her body shaved and searched for the numbers 666. So keep that number, sounds like a deal to me. You can manage her. I am preparing him. He asked me about flowers in the yard and I told him not to worry about it, I'd do that with my new guy. I told him best he'd start worrying about packing his bags. He thinks CA is pretty so that's a plus. Thank you gg, I need a break and your teacher sounds real nice. He might help me be less yang and more yin like I used to be. Yes, I say get all us " cranky " women together in emailing campaigns and we could put fear into any guy. Power in numbers. I think we can take Hager the Horrible on, bring him to his knees and make him say a prayer. We can make a list. Good thinking GG! I'm trying the ice thing. My bleeding has finely slowed today but It sounds like a good ideal. Bye, gg > > Geraldine Schaumburg wrote:hahaha...we'll make the trade!....I can vouch for my teacher without even asking because he is so YIN! hahaha. Now, psychic surgery for fibroids strikes my California funny bone! I already know that for $29.95 you can order an exorcism. on the Net....but I love the idea of flooding an office with cranky women's EMail's...now who can we pick...Hager the Horrible? Better yet...just order the exorcism for him! > Oddly enough the ice worked. Bleeding can be a imbalance of heat, liver, wood...in Chinese medicine....that's why I think my Chinese teacher made those oh so subtle remarks my way! hahaha. For him, the Yin meister, that was prob the evuivalent of your hubby bellowing in Yangness....for whatever reason the ice worked. perhaps a fluke, perhaps not. I go with whatever works. cheers! > gg > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 27, 2003 Report Share Posted April 27, 2003 woops. I almost sent my teacher to Roma... sorry, Roma!!!! kukalaka wrote: > Hahaha...Great! It's lets make a deal and the trade is on! YEPPIE! I've got to be up front with you gg, my hubby pulled another boner today. For some reason with all this bleeding my food is not staying down so good. I was choking today and knocked on the window to get his attention and made the chocking sign. He rolled his eyes and just waved me off! I was throwing up and turning blue inbetween. He's not a lot of help especially in an emergency. Last night he brought up the " office surgery " ideal again. I said no, I'm going to a hospital for my surgery. He doesn't understand why. He said men get vesectomies in the docs' offices. I replied when he gets a testicle yanked out in the office, then we can talk. I'll bring a rock. I did tell him about the trade this morning. I told him his new master's name was gg (if she accepted) and I was getting a nice little Chineese guy. I told him I offered to pay you your class money back since I was taking the teacher and shortening you in the deal. I had to sweeten my pot to make it fair. He asked what this teacher had that was so good and I told him a lot of yin and he politly called women cranky. I told him not to be saying nothing about my new guy in the negative. I reminded him about what Dr Phil says, " the house is a woman's nest, don't mess with her nest " and " if Mama's happy then everyone is happy " . I told him if he'd remember this he'd get along better with women. See gg, I'm trying. His hobbies are watching TV and eating. I can't say he's too handy, he likes kids but runs from them. He's not pretty. He does whine, he was still going on about his toe today. He is a good worker. People who don't live with him seem to like him. I hope this doesn't discorage you from the trade. You may want to keep that exorcism number handy. You would get his mother too and I've already told him that when she dies that he needs to have her body shaved and searched for the numbers 666. So keep that number, sounds like a deal to me. You can manage her. I am preparing him. He asked me about flowers in the yard and I told him not to worry about it, I'd do that with my new guy. I told him best he'd start worrying about packing his bags. He thinks CA is pretty so that's a plus. Thank you gg, I need a break and your teacher sounds real nice. He might help me be less yang and more yin like I used to be. Yes, I say get all us " cranky " women together in emailing campaigns and we could put fear into any guy. Power in numbers. I think we can take Hager the Horrible on, bring him to his knees and make him say a prayer. We can make a list. Good thinking GG! I'm trying the ice thing. My bleeding has finely slowed today but It sounds like a good ideal. Bye, gg > > Geraldine Schaumburg wrote:hahaha...we'll make the trade!....I can vouch for my teacher without even asking because he is so YIN! hahaha. Now, psychic surgery for fibroids strikes my California funny bone! I already know that for $29.95 you can order an exorcism. on the Net....but I love the idea of flooding an office with cranky women's EMail's...now who can we pick...Hager the Horrible? Better yet...just order the exorcism for him! > Oddly enough the ice worked. Bleeding can be a imbalance of heat, liver, wood...in Chinese medicine....that's why I think my Chinese teacher made those oh so subtle remarks my way! hahaha. For him, the Yin meister, that was prob the evuivalent of your hubby bellowing in Yangness....for whatever reason the ice worked. perhaps a fluke, perhaps not. I go with whatever works. cheers! > gg > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 27, 2003 Report Share Posted April 27, 2003 woops. I almost sent my teacher to Roma... sorry, Roma!!!! kukalaka wrote: > Hahaha...Great! It's lets make a deal and the trade is on! YEPPIE! I've got to be up front with you gg, my hubby pulled another boner today. For some reason with all this bleeding my food is not staying down so good. I was choking today and knocked on the window to get his attention and made the chocking sign. He rolled his eyes and just waved me off! I was throwing up and turning blue inbetween. He's not a lot of help especially in an emergency. Last night he brought up the " office surgery " ideal again. I said no, I'm going to a hospital for my surgery. He doesn't understand why. He said men get vesectomies in the docs' offices. I replied when he gets a testicle yanked out in the office, then we can talk. I'll bring a rock. I did tell him about the trade this morning. I told him his new master's name was gg (if she accepted) and I was getting a nice little Chineese guy. I told him I offered to pay you your class money back since I was taking the teacher and shortening you in the deal. I had to sweeten my pot to make it fair. He asked what this teacher had that was so good and I told him a lot of yin and he politly called women cranky. I told him not to be saying nothing about my new guy in the negative. I reminded him about what Dr Phil says, " the house is a woman's nest, don't mess with her nest " and " if Mama's happy then everyone is happy " . I told him if he'd remember this he'd get along better with women. See gg, I'm trying. His hobbies are watching TV and eating. I can't say he's too handy, he likes kids but runs from them. He's not pretty. He does whine, he was still going on about his toe today. He is a good worker. People who don't live with him seem to like him. I hope this doesn't discorage you from the trade. You may want to keep that exorcism number handy. You would get his mother too and I've already told him that when she dies that he needs to have her body shaved and searched for the numbers 666. So keep that number, sounds like a deal to me. You can manage her. I am preparing him. He asked me about flowers in the yard and I told him not to worry about it, I'd do that with my new guy. I told him best he'd start worrying about packing his bags. He thinks CA is pretty so that's a plus. Thank you gg, I need a break and your teacher sounds real nice. He might help me be less yang and more yin like I used to be. Yes, I say get all us " cranky " women together in emailing campaigns and we could put fear into any guy. Power in numbers. I think we can take Hager the Horrible on, bring him to his knees and make him say a prayer. We can make a list. Good thinking GG! I'm trying the ice thing. My bleeding has finely slowed today but It sounds like a good ideal. Bye, gg > > Geraldine Schaumburg wrote:hahaha...we'll make the trade!....I can vouch for my teacher without even asking because he is so YIN! hahaha. Now, psychic surgery for fibroids strikes my California funny bone! I already know that for $29.95 you can order an exorcism. on the Net....but I love the idea of flooding an office with cranky women's EMail's...now who can we pick...Hager the Horrible? Better yet...just order the exorcism for him! > Oddly enough the ice worked. Bleeding can be a imbalance of heat, liver, wood...in Chinese medicine....that's why I think my Chinese teacher made those oh so subtle remarks my way! hahaha. For him, the Yin meister, that was prob the evuivalent of your hubby bellowing in Yangness....for whatever reason the ice worked. perhaps a fluke, perhaps not. I go with whatever works. cheers! > gg > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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