Guest guest Posted February 22, 2002 Report Share Posted February 22, 2002 Jane! And here I thought I had a weird sense of humor. Pee bag humor. Jeffro! Welcome Back Yes, Welcome back . The ten advantages of a pee bag: 1) Don't have to rush to the bathroom 2) Can sleep through the night 3) Won't miss any commercials on T.V. 4) Your bed will stay dry 5) The babes will think you have a muscular leg 6) If someone tries to attack you can use it in self-defense 7) Can see if what you drank really did stop to change colors 9) Instead of a piggy bank you have a pee bank. 10) Don't have to report the interest in your pee bank account to the IRS. Well, here's hoping hearing these 10 advantages will make your time with pee bag most memorable. Love, Jane (who has never worn a pee bag) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 23, 2002 Report Share Posted February 23, 2002 Well, Jeffro, it is nice to have company. I always like to look for the bright side of th situation. Jeffro, I hope your boss is treating you weith kindness at work. love and prayers, Jane Welcome Back Yes, Welcome back . The ten advantages of a pee bag: 1) Don't have to rush to the bathroom 2) Can sleep through the night 3) Won't miss any commercials on T.V. 4) Your bed will stay dry 5) The babes will think you have a muscular leg 6) If someone tries to attack you can use it in self-defense 7) Can see if what you drank really did stop to change colors 9) Instead of a piggy bank you have a pee bank. 10) Don't have to report the interest in your pee bank account to the IRS. Well, here's hoping hearing these 10 advantages will make your time with pee bag most memorable. Love, Jane (who has never worn a pee bag) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 23, 2002 Report Share Posted February 23, 2002 My spelling is not really this bad - my vision is still recuperating! jane Welcome Back Yes, Welcome back . The ten advantages of a pee bag: 1) Don't have to rush to the bathroom 2) Can sleep through the night 3) Won't miss any commercials on T.V. 4) Your bed will stay dry 5) The babes will think you have a muscular leg 6) If someone tries to attack you can use it in self-defense 7) Can see if what you drank really did stop to change colors 9) Instead of a piggy bank you have a pee bank. 10) Don't have to report the interest in your pee bank account to the IRS. Well, here's hoping hearing these 10 advantages will make your time with pee bag most memorable. Love, Jane (who has never worn a pee bag) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 23, 2002 Report Share Posted February 23, 2002 Advantage #5 could be misinterpreted. Welcome Back Yes, Welcome back . The ten advantages of a pee bag: 1) Don't have to rush to the bathroom 2) Can sleep through the night 3) Won't miss any commercials on T.V. 4) Your bed will stay dry 5) The babes will think you have a muscular leg 6) If someone tries to attack you can use it in self-defense 7) Can see if what you drank really did stop to change colors 9) Instead of a piggy bank you have a pee bank. 10) Don't have to report the interest in your pee bank account to the IRS. Well, here's hoping hearing these 10 advantages will make your time with pee bag most memorable. Love, Jane (who has never worn a pee bag) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 23, 2002 Report Share Posted February 23, 2002 Thanks, . I needed a man to point that out. It is hard being female you know! Jane (with a big grin on her face) Re: Welcome Back Advantage #5 could be misinterpreted. Welcome Back Yes, Welcome back . The ten advantages of a pee bag: 1) Don't have to rush to the bathroom 2) Can sleep through the night 3) Won't miss any commercials on T.V. 4) Your bed will stay dry 5) The babes will think you have a muscular leg 6) If someone tries to attack you can use it in self-defense 7) Can see if what you drank really did stop to change colors 9) Instead of a piggy bank you have a pee bank. 10) Don't have to report the interest in your pee bank account to the IRS. Well, here's hoping hearing these 10 advantages will make your time with pee bag most memorable. Love, Jane (who has never worn a pee bag) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 23, 2002 Report Share Posted February 23, 2002 No Problem Jane. Glad to be of help though - it's a manly thing so I thought I'd sorta out any confusion that may arise. Welcome Back Yes, Welcome back . The ten advantages of a pee bag: 1) Don't have to rush to the bathroom 2) Can sleep through the night 3) Won't miss any commercials on T.V. 4) Your bed will stay dry 5) The babes will think you have a muscular leg 6) If someone tries to attack you can use it in self-defense 7) Can see if what you drank really did stop to change colors 9) Instead of a piggy bank you have a pee bank. 10) Don't have to report the interest in your pee bank account to the IRS. Well, here's hoping hearing these 10 advantages will make your time with pee bag most memorable. Love, Jane (who has never worn a pee bag) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 23, 2002 Report Share Posted February 23, 2002 Funny Jane:)Actually two new uses,youd be surprised how nice it is to have a warm bag of pee in your trousers ,when it is 20 degrees out.Kinda like having a hot water bottle in your pants.Also,it's great to scare Maury.When he comes beggibg for food,I just giggle my leg.The swooshie noise scares him to death,He runs away and wont return for atleast a half hour. Jimmy Welcome Back Yes, Welcome back . The ten advantages of a pee bag: 1) Don't have to rush to the bathroom 2) Can sleep through the night 3) Won't miss any commercials on T.V. 4) Your bed will stay dry 5) The babes will think you have a muscular leg 6) If someone tries to attack you can use it in self-defense 7) Can see if what you drank really did stop to change colors 9) Instead of a piggy bank you have a pee bank. 10) Don't have to report the interest in your pee bank account to the IRS. Well, here's hoping hearing these 10 advantages will make your time with pee bag most memorable. Love, Jane (who has never worn a pee bag) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 23, 2002 Report Share Posted February 23, 2002 Funny Jane:)Actually two new uses,youd be surprised how nice it is to have a warm bag of pee in your trousers ,when it is 20 degrees out.Kinda like having a hot water bottle in your pants.Also,it's great to scare Maury.When he comes beggibg for food,I just giggle my leg.The swooshie noise scares him to death,He runs away and wont return for atleast a half hour. Jimmy Welcome Back Yes, Welcome back . The ten advantages of a pee bag: 1) Don't have to rush to the bathroom 2) Can sleep through the night 3) Won't miss any commercials on T.V. 4) Your bed will stay dry 5) The babes will think you have a muscular leg 6) If someone tries to attack you can use it in self-defense 7) Can see if what you drank really did stop to change colors 9) Instead of a piggy bank you have a pee bank. 10) Don't have to report the interest in your pee bank account to the IRS. Well, here's hoping hearing these 10 advantages will make your time with pee bag most memorable. Love, Jane (who has never worn a pee bag) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 24, 2002 Report Share Posted February 24, 2002 JIMMY - I AM HAVING A LOT OF FUN WITH YOUR PEE BAG! I WOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD ONE TO WORK WITH " PATCH " ADAMS HUH? JANE Re: Welcome Back Funny Jane:)Actually two new uses,youd be surprised how nice it is to have a warm bag of pee in your trousers ,when it is 20 degrees out.Kinda like having a hot water bottle in your pants.Also,it's great to scare Maury.When he comes beggibg for food,I just giggle my leg.The swooshie noise scares him to death,He runs away and wont return for atleast a half hour. Jimmy Welcome Back Yes, Welcome back . The ten advantages of a pee bag: 1) Don't have to rush to the bathroom 2) Can sleep through the night 3) Won't miss any commercials on T.V. 4) Your bed will stay dry 5) The babes will think you have a muscular leg 6) If someone tries to attack you can use it in self-defense 7) Can see if what you drank really did stop to change colors 9) Instead of a piggy bank you have a pee bank. 10) Don't have to report the interest in your pee bank account to the IRS. Well, here's hoping hearing these 10 advantages will make your time with pee bag most memorable. Love, Jane (who has never worn a pee bag) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 24, 2002 Report Share Posted February 24, 2002 Jimmie, You are too much making fun of your pee-pee bag. Keep up the spirit. I am thinking and praying for you. Vicki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 24, 2002 Report Share Posted February 24, 2002 Jimmie, You are too much making fun of your pee-pee bag. Keep up the spirit. I am thinking and praying for you. Vicki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 24, 2002 Report Share Posted February 24, 2002 Jimmie, You are too much making fun of your pee-pee bag. Keep up the spirit. I am thinking and praying for you. Vicki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 3, 2003 Report Share Posted June 3, 2003 Dear , We'll be glad to have you for as long or as little or as infrequent as you can stay :-) You just do what you feel up to, we aren't going anywhere. Glad you could join us again! Hugs, B. HEDS, New Jersey, USA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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