Guest guest Posted June 30, 2000 Report Share Posted June 30, 2000 > > > Top 10 ways you know that Martha has been in > > your barnyard > > > > 10. There is a potpourri pomander hanging from each halter. > > > > 9. The horse's hooves have been cut with pinking shears. > > > > 8. The horse treats are all stored in McCoy crocks. > > > > 7. The manure fork has been decorated with raffia. > > > > 6. That telltale lemon slice in each new silver water bucket. > > > > 5. You find carrot & apple treats stamped out with copper cookie cutters > > and decorated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip. > > > > 4. Mane & tail hair has been collected and put into wire baskets for > nesting > > material for the birds. > > > > 3. A seasonally appropriate grapevine wreath adorns the front of each > stall. > > > > 2. Your horse goes outside naked and comes in wearing a thyme colored > > virgin wool hand knitted blanket with matching leg wraps. > > > > 1. The manure pile has been sculpted into swans. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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