Guest guest Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 Lin, Absolutely LOVED this!!! I am going to save it for my mom and her friends, they will get a huge kick out of it!!! I am glad everyone is showing there humerous sides, I know it makes me feel better. I will write to you later. Take Care Dawn L. Schlosser wrote: I think I should try number 12 :-) Older Folks>>Many of us "Older Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50 or hovering near>60, or WAY over 60, hovering near 70) are quite confused about how we>should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are>projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to be nice and>conform to the fashions that the designers in NYC, California, and/or>Paris inflict upon the world.>>So I made a sincere study of the situation and here are the results. I>don't want to burst your bubble, but despite what you may have seen on>the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and thus>should be avoided:>>1. A nose ring and bifocals.>2. Spiked hair and bald spots.>3. A pierced tongue and dentures.>4. Miniskirts and support hose.>5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads.>6. Speedos and cellulite.>7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder>surgery scar.>8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.>9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge.>10. Bikinis and liver spots.>11. Short shorts and varicose veins.>12. In-line skates and a walker.>And the ultimate "Bad Taste" in fashion for the>Older Folks".....................>13. Pierced Nipples that hang below the waist.>>Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in>your mind when you shop.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 Lin, Absolutely LOVED this!!! I am going to save it for my mom and her friends, they will get a huge kick out of it!!! I am glad everyone is showing there humerous sides, I know it makes me feel better. I will write to you later. Take Care Dawn L. Schlosser wrote: I think I should try number 12 :-) Older Folks>>Many of us "Older Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50 or hovering near>60, or WAY over 60, hovering near 70) are quite confused about how we>should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are>projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to be nice and>conform to the fashions that the designers in NYC, California, and/or>Paris inflict upon the world.>>So I made a sincere study of the situation and here are the results. I>don't want to burst your bubble, but despite what you may have seen on>the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and thus>should be avoided:>>1. A nose ring and bifocals.>2. Spiked hair and bald spots.>3. A pierced tongue and dentures.>4. Miniskirts and support hose.>5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads.>6. Speedos and cellulite.>7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder>surgery scar.>8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.>9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge.>10. Bikinis and liver spots.>11. Short shorts and varicose veins.>12. In-line skates and a walker.>And the ultimate "Bad Taste" in fashion for the>Older Folks".....................>13. Pierced Nipples that hang below the waist.>>Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in>your mind when you shop.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 Now have to know, did you think all these up yourself or did you read this because if thought them up yourself you need to just make a bundle of money writing from home for comedy shows, or cartoons, etc. Just think how famous and rich you could be. Really do think you do great job. Take care my friend. s momma JoAnn Schlosser wrote: I think I should try number 12 :-) Older Folks>>Many of us "Older Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50 or hovering near>60, or WAY over 60, hovering near 70) are quite confused about how we>should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are>projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to be nice and>conform to the fashions that the designers in NYC, California, and/or>Paris inflict upon the world.>>So I made a sincere study of the situation and here are the results. I>don't want to burst your bubble, but despite what you may have seen on>the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and thus>should be avoided:>>1. A nose ring and bifocals.>2. Spiked hair and bald spots.>3. A pierced tongue and dentures.>4. Miniskirts and support hose.>5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads.>6. Speedos and cellulite.>7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder>surgery scar.>8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.>9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge.>10. Bikinis and liver spots.>11. Short shorts and varicose veins.>12. In-line skates and a walker.>And the ultimate "Bad Taste" in fashion for the>Older Folks".....................>13. Pierced Nipples that hang below the waist.>>Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in>your mind when you shop.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 JoAnn, Unfortunatley I was sent this by a friend. But I am glad that you enjoyed them. Lin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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