Guest guest Posted December 23, 2003 Report Share Posted December 23, 2003 Hee Hee ! So cute eh what? Love Ardie Southern Humor > > > YOU GOTTA LOVE THE SOUTH > > > > > > >How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel? > > > > > > > >When you call the front desk and say " I've got a leak in my sink, " and > > the > > > >person at the front desk says, " Go ahead. " > > > > > > > >********************************************************* > > > > > > > >An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to > > the > > > >driver, " Got any ID? " > > > > > > > >The driver says, " 'Bout what? " > > > > > > > >********************************************************* > > > > > > > >Two Mississippians are walking toward each other, and one is carrying a > > > >sack. > > > > > > > >When they meet, one says, " Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th' bag? " > > > > > > > > " Jes' some chickens. " > > > > > > > > " If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one? " > > > > > > > > " Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of 'em! " > > > > > > > > " OK. Ummmmm...five? " > > > > > > > >********************************************************* > > > > > > > >An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire. He rushed next > door, > > > >telephoned the fire department and shouted, " Hurry over here - muh > house > > is > > > >on fahr! " > > > > > > > > " OK, " replied the fireman, " how do we get there? " > > > > > > > > " Shucks, don't you fellers still have those big red trucks? " > > > > > > > >********************************************************** > > > > > > > >Why do folks in Kentucky go to R-rated movies in groups of 18 or more? > > > > > > > >Because they heard 17 and under aren't admitted. > > > > > > > >********************************************************** > > > > > > > > Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon when Bob tells > > > >Lester, > > > > > > > > " Ya know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm > > gonna > > > >do > > > > > > > >it a little different. The last few years, I took your suggestions as > to > > > >where > > > > > > > >to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and > > Betty > > > >Sue got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, > > and > > > >Betty Sue got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned > > if > > > >Betty Sue didn't get pregnant again. " > > > > > > > >Lester asks Bob, " So, what you gonna do this year that's > > different? " > > > > > > > > Bob says, " This year I'm taking Betty Sue WITH me. " > > > > > > > >********************************************************** > > > > > > > >Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. > > > > > > > >The 911-operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. > > > > > > > > " Where do you live? " asked the operator. > > > > > > > >Bubba replied, " At the end of Eucalyptus Drive. " > > > > > > > >The operator asked, " Can you spell that for me? " > > > > > > > >After a long pause, Bubba said, " How 'bout I drag her over to Oak > Street > > > >and > > > >you pick her up there? " > > > > > > > >********************************************************** > > > > > > > > >Know why they raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32? > > > > > > > >They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools. > > > > > > > >********************************************************** > > > > > > > >What do they call reruns of " Hee Haw " in Mississippi? > > > > > > > >Documentaries. > > > > > > > >*********************************************************** > > > > > > > >Where was the toothbrush invented? > > > > > > > >Arkansas. If it were invented anywhere else, it would have been called > a > > > >teethbrush. > > > > > > > >*********************************************************** > > > > > > > >Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery? The winner > > gets > > > >$3 a year for a million years. > > > > > > > >************************************************************ > > > > > > > >A new law was recently passed in North Carolina so that when a couple > > gets > > > >divorced, they're still brother and sister. > > > > > > > >********************************************************* > > > > > > > >What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in > > > >Florida > > > >have in common? > > > > > > > >No matter what, somebody's fixin' to lose a trailer. > > And here is another shorty not from the south: > > Foot Note: > One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: " If we don't get some support > soon, people will think we're nuts. " > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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