Guest guest Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 Ahhhhhh, isn't she just so cute!!!! , I'll bet that having a picture of your very own, one and only,genuine, original & untouched, Purple Bootstrap Fairy, will help youbelieve. So here she is, BSF Reneness!! "I believe that friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 , I'll bet that having a picture of your very own, one and only, genuine, original & untouched, Purple Bootstrap Fairy, will help you believe. So here she is, BSF Reneness!! Re: feeling like crapola , I am sooooooooooooo very sorry I've been so self absorbed and not sending out boot straps and fairy dust. Consider it coming your way in semi truck loads. No. Make it Huge Cargo Planes, and it will be dropped from the air in especially large quantities the day and night before the wedding (to give you good rest) and then I'll get some special energy glitter to explode secretly in waves across the path you'll be taking just before you walk by -- to get you through getting ready all the way through to the last toast of the evening. This will be one of the best weeks of you life, starting <ping> this very second. Oh. And I've also talked to a few satyr friends of mine (don't ask--I had a wild youth) and I've also ordered an invisible blimp full of anti-asshole gas. It also should explode over your home at your mental command. Believe me, this stuff works wonders! I tried a little out on my hubby. Not only did he whisk me out of our bedroom and set up a temporary gimp headquarters here in my living room so he could finally do the painting he promised he'd do a year and a half ago after he painted the room my mother moved into and I fell in love with the color combination,but he also suprised me by buying the white wooden levelor blinds ( 2 inch cut to order) AND he bought a swivel television cart, both about which I talked about exactly ONCE! So, see! The Satyr Gas is Glorious! If you are convinced that it's just pure ickly blind assholeness, then let the lovetide for your son be your armor (sp?) and refuse to let anything upset you from this second until the second you get home after the last toast. I love you, sweet . Have a lovely Wedding, Mother of the Groom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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