Guest guest Posted December 16, 2003 Report Share Posted December 16, 2003 Saying from kids 1. "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said the teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Do you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young boy confidently. "It means carrying child." 2. A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back,! " said one youngster. "No," said another, "he's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant." 3. ny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he said. "To make myself beautiful,"said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked ny, "Giving up?" .. ____________________________________________________ IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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