Re: Hollywood Hysterectomy

[Guest guest]

Hi Roma,

Geez, who knows? She probably has fibroids but you'd think she'd have better

docs than the rest of us and would get superior treatment. Then again, she

does have a new series and if her reps said she had a serious disease (cancer)

it

could throw a wrench in her future negotiations.

I think that if her condition is indeed " non-threatening " , she has lousy

luck. Just goes to show you, rich people also get stuck with dumb doctors and

really that's the truth - money always doesn't guarantee you get the best

medical

attention. Look at that guy from the BeeGees - he really got screwed over

during his routine surgery - and he died!

Rhonda

[Guest guest]

I was thinking the same thing. If it's not life threatening, why is

she having a hyst? I'll bet she has fibroids.

Colleen

> Dear LOL:

> Just read in my morning paper that celebrity Roseanne Barr will

undergo a

> hysterectomy next week (Wednesday, August 20).

>

> According to Roseanne's assistant, " It's not life-threatening or

anything. "

> The paper reports " After tests earlier this week, doctors told the

> actress-comedian she should undergo the operation. "

>

> Well, uh.............

>

> Inquiring minds want to know. . . . WHY a hysterectomy for

Roseanne if " it's

> not life-threatening? " WHY has Roseanne has suddenly become so

compliant that

> she schedules major life-altering surgery within days of

having " tests " that

> reveal an apparently non-life-threatening condition--because her

doctors " say

> she should. "

>

> Yeah, I can just hear those doctors: " And, Ms. Barr, you've had

all the

> children you want...so you won't be needing your uterus

anyway....... "

>

> Hmmmmm...I head Roseanne interviewed on " The Tonight Show "

recently. After an

> uninspiring sexless existence post-divorce, she told Jay Leno that

she found

> a new lover with whom she is having " the best sex of her life. "

>

> And now, a hysterectomy.

>

> Roseanne, what ever happened to " look before you leap? "

>

> What do you all think?

>

> -Roma

[Guest guest]

I say we kidnap her in the middle of the night and

have her de-programmed. Go get the van Roma :-)

How do we find out WHY she is having a hysterectomy?

I'm still searching for what kind of cancer killed

Hines at 56. Anyone know?

BT

--- ARomaWithAView@... wrote:

> Just read in my morning paper that celebrity

> Roseanne Barr will undergo a hysterectomy next week (Wednesday, August 20).

[Guest guest]

I'll bet the conversation with her doctor went like this:

" Well Ms. Barr, we could just take out the fibroids, but

a. they would probably grow back

b. could be cancer

c. would leave your uterus looking like swiss cheese

d. there would be too much bleeding

(choose one or more options)

and I would have to do another surgery later. Can you afford to

take that much time off work? The uterus is just a baby carriage

after all. Losing it won't impact your sex life at all. All my

patients say it's the best thing they have ever done. And while I'm

there I might as well take your ovaries and cervix out - you don't

want to have to worry about cancer after all. We can just put you

on HRT. No it's not dangerous at all. All those studies showing

the risks of HRT have been blown out of proportion. "

> Dear LOL:

> Just read in my morning paper that celebrity Roseanne Barr will

undergo a

> hysterectomy next week (Wednesday, August 20).

>

> According to Roseanne's assistant, " It's not life-threatening or

anything. "

> The paper reports " After tests earlier this week, doctors told the

> actress-comedian she should undergo the operation. "

>

> Well, uh.............

>

> Inquiring minds want to know. . . . WHY a hysterectomy for

Roseanne if " it's

> not life-threatening? " WHY has Roseanne has suddenly become so

compliant that

> she schedules major life-altering surgery within days of

having " tests " that

> reveal an apparently non-life-threatening condition--because her

doctors " say

> she should. "

>

> Yeah, I can just hear those doctors: " And, Ms. Barr, you've had

all the

> children you want...so you won't be needing your uterus

anyway....... "

>

> Hmmmmm...I head Roseanne interviewed on " The Tonight Show "

recently. After an

> uninspiring sexless existence post-divorce, she told Jay Leno that

she found

> a new lover with whom she is having " the best sex of her life. "

>

> And now, a hysterectomy.

>

> Roseanne, what ever happened to " look before you leap? "

>

> What do you all think?

>

> -Roma

[Guest guest]

How true you guys,

I looked for nne Barrs e-mails address. Can't find it!!! Too bad for

her. Someone needs to warn her, don't

ya think!!

I saw a show of her last week. She was looking for a

producer for her new show in real life. She had her

Rabbi come in and help. He looked at all the videos

of applicants, and said he could tell what kind of person and producer they

would be by the size of their lips,

by size of their nose, how their mouth moved, etc... Crazy!!! Folks this

was in real life to. It wasn't staged!! Her boyfriend finally talked her

into disregarding everything the Rabbi said, she was really believing it!!!

She was so miserable, swearing every 2 minutes. She has new her new

boyfriend. She says she wonders why she marries every man she hates.

Roseann is a very

mixed up and angry woman.

She wasn't always like that though!!

Sent with Love, Tani

-- Re: Hollywood Hysterectomy

I'll bet the conversation with her doctor went like this:

" Well Ms. Barr, we could just take out the fibroids, but

a. they would probably grow back

b. could be cancer

c. would leave your uterus looking like swiss cheese

d. there would be too much bleeding

(choose one or more options)

and I would have to do another surgery later. Can you afford to

take that much time off work? The uterus is just a baby carriage

after all. Losing it won't impact your sex life at all. All my

patients say it's the best thing they have ever done. And while I'm

there I might as well take your ovaries and cervix out - you don't

want to have to worry about cancer after all. We can just put you

on HRT. No it's not dangerous at all. All those studies showing

the risks of HRT have been blown out of proportion. "

[Guest guest]

I think she can do anything she wants and there's nothing we can do about it.

~Loly

Re: Hollywood Hysterectomy

I'll bet the conversation with her doctor went like this:

" Well Ms. Barr, we could just take out the fibroids, but

a. they would probably grow back

b. could be cancer

c. would leave your uterus looking like swiss cheese

d. there would be too much bleeding

(choose one or more options)

[Guest guest]

sometimes I wonder if it isn't the ultimate subconscious, mysogynistic

endgame?

cynical gg

cecile572001 wrote:

>I'll bet the conversation with her doctor went like this:

>

> " Well Ms. Barr, we could just take out the fibroids, but

>a. they would probably grow back

>b. could be cancer

>c. would leave your uterus looking like swiss cheese

>d. there would be too much bleeding

>(choose one or more options)

>and I would have to do another surgery later. Can you afford to

>take that much time off work? The uterus is just a baby carriage

>after all. Losing it won't impact your sex life at all. All my

>patients say it's the best thing they have ever done. And while I'm

>there I might as well take your ovaries and cervix out - you don't

>want to have to worry about cancer after all. We can just put you

>on HRT. No it's not dangerous at all. All those studies showing

>the risks of HRT have been blown out of proportion. "

>

>

>

>

>

>>Dear LOL:

>>Just read in my morning paper that celebrity Roseanne Barr will

>>

>>

>undergo a

>

>

>>hysterectomy next week (Wednesday, August 20).

>>

>>According to Roseanne's assistant, " It's not life-threatening or

>>

>>

>anything. "

>

>

>>The paper reports " After tests earlier this week, doctors told the

>>actress-comedian she should undergo the operation. "

>>

>>Well, uh.............

>>

>>Inquiring minds want to know. . . . WHY a hysterectomy for

>>

>>

>Roseanne if " it's

>

>

>>not life-threatening? " WHY has Roseanne has suddenly become so

>>

>>

>compliant that

>

>

>>she schedules major life-altering surgery within days of

>>

>>

>having " tests " that

>

>

>>reveal an apparently non-life-threatening condition--because her

>>

>>

>doctors " say

>

>

>>she should. "

>>

>>Yeah, I can just hear those doctors: " And, Ms. Barr, you've had

>>

>>

>all the

>

>

>>children you want...so you won't be needing your uterus

>>

>>

>anyway....... "

>

>

>>Hmmmmm...I head Roseanne interviewed on " The Tonight Show "

>>

>>

>recently. After an

>

>

>>uninspiring sexless existence post-divorce, she told Jay Leno that

>>

>>

>she found

>

>

>>a new lover with whom she is having " the best sex of her life. "

>>

>>And now, a hysterectomy.

>>

>>Roseanne, what ever happened to " look before you leap? "

>>

>>What do you all think?

>>

>>-Roma

>>

>>

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

--- bleacher toss wrote:

> I'm still searching for what kind of cancer killed

> Hines at 56. Anyone know?

I read on another e-mail list that I am on that Hines died of liver

cancer. Apparently,

he didn't tell his friends or family about it. Sorry, I don't have a URL handy.

B.

[Guest guest]

sorry. ;-)!

gg

ferromohn wrote:

>here, here gg

>

>Noelene

> Re: Re: Hollywood Hysterectomy

>

>

> sometimes I wonder if it isn't the ultimate subconscious, mysogynistic

> endgame?

> cynical gg

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

eeeccckkk!!! I said the ess word! dang.

bbusa

ferromohn wrote:

>Sorry?????????????????????

>

>Your post was great!!!!!!!!! I was totally agreeing with you, you wonderful

woman!!!!!!!

> Re: Re: Hollywood Hysterectomy

>

>

> sorry. ;-)!

> gg

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

here, here gg

Noelene

Re: Re: Hollywood Hysterectomy

sometimes I wonder if it isn't the ultimate subconscious, mysogynistic

endgame?

cynical gg

[Guest guest]

Sorry?????????????????????

Your post was great!!!!!!!!! I was totally agreeing with you, you wonderful

woman!!!!!!!

Re: Re: Hollywood Hysterectomy

sorry. ;-)!

gg