Guest guest Posted February 21, 2000 Report Share Posted February 21, 2000 Thought you guys might enjoy this! Surprise on the street > > > > Are friends and family saying you're harder to get in touch > > with these days? If you like browsing the Internet, but > > have only 1 telephone line, then you're probably missing important > > calls while you're on-line. > > > > The solution is Pagoo Call Catcher! With Pagoo you get all > > your messages while you're on-line. > > And you save over $200 a year compared to the cost of a second phone line. > > > > When someone calls you and you're on-line, Pagoo Call Catcher > > " catches " the call and records your caller's message - just like > > voicemail, only better. With Pagoo you can instantly play back > > the message right on your computer screen! > > > > Surf the Internet worry free because Pagoo tells you instantly who > > called and why. > > > > Click the link below to try Pagoo for 30 days FREE! > > http://www.pagoo.com/asp/isp/linkto.asp?RefID=247 & SubID=02 > > > > ----------------------------- > > > > One day the good Sister Wolfgang was sitting by her > > window reading her mail. > > > > Opening a letter from her parents, she found that they'd > > enclosed a $20 bill. Holding it close and thinking how > > much she loved her family, she wondered what she > > should do with their gift. > > > > Just then, she noticed a shabbily dressed man on the > > sidewalk beneath her window. He was leaning on the > > lamppost, and she thought he looked lonely. > > > > She quickly tore off the blank part of the last page of the > > letter, and on it she wrote, " Take heart! Sister Wolfgang. " > > > > Folding the currency inside the scrap of paper, she opened > > the window, called to the man, and dropped her message > > to him. Then she quickly closed the window and withdrew. > > > > The next day she was called to her Mother Superior's > > office, where the director introduced her to the man > > she'd spoken to. > > > > " Sister, " said the older woman, " Did you give this man > > a note that said " Take heart! " on it? > > > > " Yes, Mother, " she replied meekly. > > > > " Well, " said her director, smiling, " It seems you have > > just outdone the weekly bingo game. Some horse by that > > name has just paid off handsomely. " > > > > > > > > > > > > Come on! You know who'd enjoy this joke! Feel free to forward > > it: Just be sure to include the entire message (including the > > copyright notice and the subscription information that follows.) > > > > Check out all the Big Network Newsletters at the Daily Post: > > http://www.bignetwork.com/dp/ > > > > ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ > > Copyright © 1998 by The Big Network. All rights reserved. > > ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ > > If you want to visit the joke archives, or subscribe to > > Joke-a-Day, visit: http://www.bignetwork.com/dp/ja > > ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ > > To subscribe, visit: > > http://www.bignetwork.com/dp/ja or send an email to: > > joke-a-day@... and put the word SUBSCRIBE in the > > subject line. > > ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ > > To unsubscribe, visit: > > http://www.bignetwork.com/dp/ja > > Or send an e-mail to: joke-a-day@... > > with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line. > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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