Guest guest Posted November 15, 2003 Report Share Posted November 15, 2003 Dueling Woodpeckers: > >A Texas woodpecker and a North Carolina woodpecker were arguing >about which >state had the toughest trees. > >The Texas woodpecker said that they had a tree that no >woodpecker could peck. > >The North Carolina woodpecker challenged him and >promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. > >The Texas woodpecker was in awe. > >The North Carolina woodpecker then challenged the >Texas woodpecker to peck a tree in North Carolina that was >absolutely >un-peckable. > >The Texas woodpecker expressed confidence that he >could do it and accepted the challenge. > >After flying to North Carolina, the Texas woodpecker >successfully pecked the tree with no problem. > >The two woodpeckers were now confused. > >How is it, that the North Carolina woodpecker was >able to peck the Texas tree, and the Texas woodpecker >was able to peck the North Carolina tree, when neither >one was able to peck the tree in their own state? > >After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to >the same conclusion: > >Your pecker is always harder when you're away from >home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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