Guest guest Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 Martha in my defence I live in a world of farting. At work it is done over the phone system or delivered in person. However I don't fart (outloud) in the presence of a lady, unless she hits me first It's not age, it's respect. I respect everyones rights until such time that there actions are such that the gloves come off. Oh & Martha you continue to crack me up and make me smile. Thanks Ron"M. Silverspring" wrote: Ron,I can't BELIEVE this!! You mean you don't fart in the presence ofwomen!? Well, you must (1) be 100 years old, and were brought up in another era; (2)have never belonged to a fraternity, never hung around with otherguys, were raised on a desert island; or (3) be from another planet. Don't you know that ALL men-- rich, poor, all ethnicities, gay, bi, orstraight, all levels of intelligence-- like to gross us out as often aspossible!? I know only 2 'normal' American males who don't fart in front of me: Mysweetheart, and my best friend-- who is a female-to-male transgenderedperson, and knows what it's like to be on the receiving end, so tospeak.MarthaOn Fri, 19 Nov 2004 16:10:01 -0800 (PST), "Ron "said:> LMAO, Thanks, it's not like I have a choice. I rode home with my buddies> wife and I have great respect for her as a friend and a person. She said> the same thing but I just could not bring myself to break wind in front> of her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 OMG Martha, you KILL me! I am so totally laughing like a hyena, I’m sure my family think I’m crazy. You have the BEST sense of humor!!!! - Lesa - Re: Re: Ron! Ron, I can't BELIEVE this!! You mean you don't fart in the presence of women!? Well, you must (1) be 100 years old, and were brought up in another era; (2)have never belonged to a fraternity, never hung around with other guys, were raised on a desert island; or (3) be from another planet. Don't you know that ALL men-- rich, poor, all ethnicities, gay, bi, or straight, all levels of intelligence-- like to gross us out as often as possible!? I know only 2 'normal' American males who don't fart in front of me: My sweetheart, and my best friend-- who is a female-to-male transgendered person, and knows what it's like to be on the receiving end, so to speak. Martha On Fri, 19 Nov 2004 16:10:01 -0800 (PST), " Ron " said: > LMAO, Thanks, it's not like I have a choice. I rode home with my buddies > wife and I have great respect for her as a friend and a person. She said > the same thing but I just could not bring myself to break wind in front > of her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Keep up the great work Ron, glad that you are recoverying just fine. 14 more pounds to my 10% loss goal. Wish me luck. --- bl z wrote: > I am glad you are progressing so nicely. > > I tape everything for multiple reasons. I do not > have the time to sit and watch tv so if it is taped > I can zap thru the boring parts AND the > commercials. > > I do not see them at all! > maybe that will help...you can tape your fav > programs while you go for a walk and then come back > and watch the tapes after? > > gl! > bee > > Ron wrote: > " Boys will be boys " > I am the oldest in the office but it is a bunch of > guys just having fun. We do have a lovely young > admin. assistant that works in our offices thus the > use of the phone system to keep it private. It's all > the bosses fault, he's the instigator in fact it was > his wife that brought me home. You must remember > guys will be guys when the opportunity is there. > If we can we wouldn't grow up & some of us more than > others. > > Here's my update. > 5 days post op and I feel very good. I'm walking a > lot, in fact more than before surgery. No pain what > so ever. Gas has diminished but a bit of dumping > continues. The way I feel if I didn't have my > drainage bottle in I would be back at work. I can't > stand just staying home. I dying to hop in my Jeep > and take a ride but I won't till next Wednesday when > I go for my follow up with Dr. Tanaka. > The one thing that is bothering me the most is all > the food commercials on TV. I guess I never noticed > them that much before but they are difficult. > Every ting about recovery so far is much easier than > I expected. I firmly believe that preparation made > all the difference in the world. The vitamins, the > protein drinks I've been drinking for the last 5 > months, the exercising and the deep breathing has > all helped in what is a smooth recovery so far. When > i was in the hospital the other people who had > surgery the same week as I were not recovering as > well. Some who had the operation done lap the same > day as I did were struggling to get up and move > around where I was all over the place exploring. I > know everyones case is different but I believe that > doing the prep payed off. Losing the weight before > surgery made it much easier and we all need it to be > as easy as possible. > All you pre-ops out there listen up. Do the prep > work, it really pays off. > > Oh and by the way to any of you who may have or had > Dr. Tanaka i did see some humor come out in our > conversation at check out. > Ron > > bl z wrote: > omg do you work with adults or? > OMG i am jess cracking up....pmp lol so hard > bee > > Ron wrote: > Martha in my defence I live in a world of farting. > At work it is done over the phone system or > delivered in person. However I don't fart (outloud) > in the presence of a lady, unless she hits me first > It's not age, it's respect. I respect everyones > rights until such time that there actions are such > that the gloves come off. Oh & Martha you continue > to crack me up and make me smile. Thanks > Ron > > " M. Silverspring " wrote: > > Ron, > > I can't BELIEVE this!! You mean you don't fart in > the presence of > women!? Well, you must > (1) be 100 years old, and were brought up in another > era; > (2)have never belonged to a fraternity, never hung > around with other > guys, were raised on a desert island; or > (3) be from another planet. > > Don't you know that ALL men-- rich, poor, all > ethnicities, gay, bi, or > straight, all levels of intelligence-- like to gross > us out as often as > possible!? > > I know only 2 'normal' American males who don't fart > in front of me: My > sweetheart, and my best friend-- who is a > female-to-male transgendered > person, and knows what it's like to be on the > receiving end, so to > speak. > > Martha > > On Fri, 19 Nov 2004 16:10:01 -0800 (PST), " Ron > " > said: > > LMAO, Thanks, it's not like I have a choice. I > rode home with my buddies > > wife and I have great respect for her as a friend > and a person. She said > > the same thing but I just could not bring myself > to break wind in front > > of her... > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 22, 2004 Report Share Posted November 22, 2004 Good luck to you Pam, 14 Lbs is a small feet compared to the benefits to come.Pamela A Marsh wrote: Keep up the great work Ron, glad that you arerecoverying just fine. 14 more pounds to my 10% lossgoal. Wish me luck.--- bl z wrote:> I am glad you are progressing so nicely.> > I tape everything for multiple reasons. I do not> have the time to sit and watch tv so if it is taped> I can zap thru the boring parts AND the> commercials.> > I do not see them at all!> maybe that will help...you can tape your fav> programs while you go for a walk and then come back> and watch the tapes after?> > gl!> bee> > Ron wrote:> "Boys will be boys"> I am the oldest in the office but it is a bunch of> guys just having fun. We do have a lovely young> admin. assistant that works in our offices thus the> use of the phone system to keep it private. It's all> the bosses fault, he's the instigator in fact it was> his wife that brought me home. You must remember> guys will be guys when the opportunity is there.> If we can we wouldn't grow up & some of us more than> others.> > Here's my update.> 5 days post op and I feel very good. I'm walking a> lot, in fact more than before surgery. No pain what> so ever. Gas has diminished but a bit of dumping> continues. The way I feel if I didn't have my> drainage bottle in I would be back at work. I can't> stand just staying home. I dying to hop in my Jeep> and take a ride but I won't till next Wednesday when> I go for my follow up with Dr. Tanaka.> The one thing that is bothering me the most is all> the food commercials on TV. I guess I never noticed> them that much before but they are difficult.> Every ting about recovery so far is much easier than> I expected. I firmly believe that preparation made> all the difference in the world. The vitamins, the> protein drinks I've been drinking for the last 5> months, the exercising and the deep breathing has> all helped in what is a smooth recovery so far. When> i was in the hospital the other people who had> surgery the same week as I were not recovering as> well. Some who had the operation done lap the same> day as I did were struggling to get up and move> around where I was all over the place exploring. I> know everyones case is different but I believe that> doing the prep payed off. Losing the weight before> surgery made it much easier and we all need it to be> as easy as possible.> All you pre-ops out there listen up. Do the prep> work, it really pays off. > > Oh and by the way to any of you who may have or had> Dr. Tanaka i did see some humor come out in our> conversation at check out.> Ron> > bl z wrote:> omg do you work with adults or?> OMG i am jess cracking up....pmp lol so hard> bee> > Ron wrote:> Martha in my defence I live in a world of farting.> At work it is done over the phone system or> delivered in person. However I don't fart (outloud)> in the presence of a lady, unless she hits me first > It's not age, it's respect. I respect everyones> rights until such time that there actions are such> that the gloves come off. Oh & Martha you continue> to crack me up and make me smile. Thanks> Ron> > "M. Silverspring" wrote:> > Ron,> > I can't BELIEVE this!! You mean you don't fart in> the presence of> women!? Well, you must > (1) be 100 years old, and were brought up in another> era; > (2)have never belonged to a fraternity, never hung> around with other> guys, were raised on a desert island; or > (3) be from another planet. > > Don't you know that ALL men-- rich, poor, all> ethnicities, gay, bi, or> straight, all levels of intelligence-- like to gross> us out as often as> possible!? > > I know only 2 'normal' American males who don't fart> in front of me: My> sweetheart, and my best friend-- who is a> female-to-male transgendered> person, and knows what it's like to be on the> receiving end, so to> speak.> > Martha> > On Fri, 19 Nov 2004 16:10:01 -0800 (PST), "Ron> "> said:> > LMAO, Thanks, it's not like I have a choice. I> rode home with my buddies> > wife and I have great respect for her as a friend> and a person. She said> > the same thing but I just could not bring myself> to break wind in front> > of her...> > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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