Know any good fibroid jokes?

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In a message dated 6/5/2003 6:54:37 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

cecile572001@... writes:

> So, I thought perhaps I could come up with some good fibroid/bleeding

> related jokes for the staff to enjoy during this time. I think that

> I will go into the archives and copy the " womb raiders " discussion -

> that was hilarious. So give me your best one (or two) liners.

>

> Thanks

>

> Terri

>

Terri:

Be forewarned.....

I am the world's WORST teller of jokes. And no, I'm not even capable of

repeating any *GOOD* jokes......

But that doesn't stop me from giving some thought .....to the possibility of

passing on some fibroid " humor. " ( I use that term " humor " very loosely) for

YOU to share---(Just don't tell anyone you got 'em from ME!!!!....)

Ok.......let's start with............

Q:What kind of sports activity do most fibroids prefer?

A: Intramural

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Gyno to his patient: Did you know that

excessive uterine bleeding is hereditary?

Patient: Why, no.......

Gyno: Yes, it runs in your genes.

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A gorgeous looking young woman goes to her gyno for a diagnosis for her

pelvic pain.

" So what do you think, Doctor??? " she asks him, after the examination.

I think.......you have..... acute endometriosis. "

Thank you, Doctor I'm sure I do!...but what's WRONG with me???? "

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" Doctor! Doctor! I'm worried about my wife! I think she has uterine

fibroids! "

" That's impossible!' responds the gyno. " She had a hysterectomy last year!

Ever hear of a woman having a second uterus?!!! "

" Errrr, well, have you ever heard of anyone having a second wife? "

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What's the difference between my gyno and God?

God doesn't think he's my gyno!

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Woman walks in to the gyno's office to find the results of her pelvic

ultrasound.

" I believe you have uterine fibroids. " he tells her.

The woman is distraught. " Doctor--that's terrible. I want, I need..... a

second opinion! "

" Okay, " agrees the doctor. ......... " You're ugly, too! "

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Terri, if the above doesn't have them in stitches.....well, I just don't know

what will!!!! ;-)

-Roma,

(who is planning on keeping her day job!)