Another three pounds and my run in with the steel devil...

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In a message dated 12/23/2003 7:57:17 AM Central Standard Time,

AmeriCurl@... writes:

Congrats on your weightloss Wolfie! Keep at it girlfriend!!

Amy

Well group as a matter of fact I got up this morning and have lost another

three pounds. I am down to 260 and steadily descending. I truly love this. I did

get my bicycle today and mind you I havent rode a bicycle since I was a kid

so I get on that thing cause all I ever heard forever is... " Its like riding a

bike...you never forget! " well pooh pooh to that analogy. Here I go in my nice

clothes and some of my dressier shoes and I take off. Nadda. The BIKE TOOK

OFF. It was horrible like it had a mind of its own. I was quickly reminded of

that scarey car and soon realized my life was truly in danger as I saw

it pass before my eyes! FAST TO I MIGHT ADD! Well I crashed and was so hoping

none of the neighbors saw me. I would be mortified if they had. And don't know

that they didn't. I am telling you now that gravity truly sucked at that

moment in time. And to make it worse my fiancee is yelling , don't let the bike

fall, don't let the bike fall! If I could have wrapped that wondrous shining

spoked two wheeled reign of terror around his neck I believe I would have. I

said

da** the bike get my a** up off these rainsoaked road. Guess what he picked

up first? The dadgum bike! I just simply don't remember riding bicycles being

like that. I think he is also psychic to by the way. He bought me a bath spa

matt for the tub and I felt that since I had been tore the He** out of that I

deserved this little bit of wonderful. Ya know...I think he was loving that I

fell. The hysterical laughter emitted from his lungs was a dead giveaway. I just

don't trust him now, lol. Oh well...I just hope I can bust this two wheeled

steel bronco!

Wolfie

Leeds, Alabama

" Keep It Real & Off the Top "

Lap Rny & Choly

Dr. Lee Schmitt

Medical Center East

August 27,2003

349Pre-Op/336/260/200