new 12 step fellowship forming, all invited.

[Guest guest]

I am addicted to tea. I drink at least 5 cups a day. I will be

starting a new fellowship of my fellows who are similarly powerless

over tea.

It will be called TA, this should be no suprise. I have plans to

infiltrate several tea rooms in Boston, in a secret recruitment

drive. In the meantime, until I reach step 12 and true enlightenment,

consider me unaccountable for any rude or inappropriate behavior. In

TA we will not be telling you to get along and play nice. We will

simply insist that the way you are, is just fundamentally flawed. We

offer no solution, just a new group of people that will pass

judgement on those individuals who happen to like tea. You will never

succeed until you learn to disagree with us. But if you disagree with

us , you are insane. Actually if you like tea, maybe you should think

about it. Would you have read this far if you felt nothing about tea?

Here is the " Serene-T Prayer "

Dear Lord up in Heaven, where the Righteous reside,

Let me win approval from the Sponsor at my side.

From the Big Book of AA i have much to learn,

For tea and alcohol are just different forms of the same germ.

Our first meeting will be held in a lecture hall at Tel Aviv

University in Tel Aviv, Israel, due to the large amount of sick and

suffering insane tea drinkers in the former British colony. Those

unable to attend may contact our General World Service Office located

in Birzeit University in Ramallah, Palestine for minutes from that

meeting, available in French Arabic Hebrew or English. eMail of the

World Service Office forthcoming. North American and European meeting

times and locations are also available from our MidEast Office.

Notice: In TA, we are not affiliated with any outside sect,

demonimations or politics nor do we wish to engage in any

controversy.

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This list has helped me alot. I confronted my sponsor yesterday about

some stuff. I thank you , Pete, coolguy, Bjorn, Dave, Ken,

wally, holly, douglas_houston, royflanigan, and also others on the

list.

if I heard that bit from Cheech and Chong, I was stoned so I

don't rememeber it. It bothers me that I might have made an ass of

myself on this list. But if I did, I trust that being free of

recovery group disorder, you will simply think I am an idiot, and

carry on, and not let it ruin your day.

Wishing all the best .

HAPPY THANKSGIVING and HAPPY MID NOVEMBER