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Guest guest Posted September 11, 2003 Report Share Posted September 11, 2003 << > As you all know, the stock market has not been in the greatest > shape lately. It seems that, because of current economic conditions, many > companies are contemplating mergers and acquisitions. Here are a >few mergers to keep an eye on: > > > 1. Xerox and Wurlitzer > (They're going to make reproductive organs.) > > 2. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers > (The new company will be called Fairwell Honeychild) > > 3. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler > (The new company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker) > > 4. W.R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Kay Cosmetics, and Hale > Business Systems > (The new company will be called Hale,, Fuller, Grace) > > 5. The 3M and Goodyear > (The new company will be called MMM Good) > > 6. Deere and Abitibi-Price > (The new company will be called Deere Abi) > > 7. Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil > (The new company will be called Honey, I'm Home) > > 8. Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining > (The new company will be called Mine All Mine) > > 9. Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants > (The new company will be called Poupon Pants) > > 10. Knott's Berry Farm and the National Organization for Women > (The new company will be called Knott NOW) > > 11. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining > (The new company will be called Zip Audi Do-Da) > > 12. Motorola and Enron > (The new company will be called MORON > > >> NEW EMAIL ADDRESS bonnieh4455@... please change from: bheint@... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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