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<< > As you all know, the stock market has not been in the greatest

> shape lately. It seems that, because of current economic conditions, many

> companies are contemplating mergers and acquisitions. Here are a

>few mergers to keep an eye on:

>

>

> 1. Xerox and Wurlitzer

> (They're going to make reproductive organs.)

>

> 2. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers

> (The new company will be called Fairwell Honeychild)

>

> 3. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler

> (The new company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker)

>

> 4. W.R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Kay Cosmetics, and Hale

> Business Systems

> (The new company will be called Hale,, Fuller, Grace)

>

> 5. The 3M and Goodyear

> (The new company will be called MMM Good)

>

> 6. Deere and Abitibi-Price

> (The new company will be called Deere Abi)

>

> 7. Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil

> (The new company will be called Honey, I'm Home)

>

> 8. Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining

> (The new company will be called Mine All Mine)

>

> 9. Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants

> (The new company will be called Poupon Pants)

>

> 10. Knott's Berry Farm and the National Organization for Women

> (The new company will be called Knott NOW)

>

> 11. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining

> (The new company will be called Zip Audi Do-Da)

>

> 12. Motorola and Enron

> (The new company will be called MORON

>

>

>>

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