Guest guest Posted September 29, 2004 Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 Lin , You make me chuckle! Laurie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 29, 2004 Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 So serious here.....I need to respond to your loss of emails to offer a little levity. Do you have a green mouse in your computer that is chewing them up before they can arrive at the proper destination. My washer does that with my socks. Barbara Hey guys I found him, the sock gremlin. here is what mine looks like. But remember I am on the west coast yours may look a little different, good hunting. Lin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 29, 2004 Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 Laurie, I am glad that I made you chuckle. Here is another one that should make you chuckle again. The Best Cat Joke You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one... A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night-light, turned the answering machine on, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house. The don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs up stairs, the man in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" The cabdriver hit a parked car..... hope you all enjoy, Lin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 29, 2004 Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 Mine looks the same, Lin. It just has a different accent. wrote: So serious here.....I need to respond to your loss of emails to offer a little levity. Do you have a green mouse in your computer that is chewing them up before they can arrive at the proper destination. My washer does that with my socks. Barbara Hey guys I found him, the sock gremlin. here is what mine looks like. But remember I am on the west coast yours may look a little different, good hunting. Lin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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