Re: Re: Dr. Moments(ROTFLMAO)

[Guest guest]

Well, at least we know it won't kill you! But the

Meyer Weiner singer was hilarious!

--- Mike wrote:

>

> #6 got me to laugh the most. TASTY!

>

>

>

> >

> >

> > 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, " My wife's

> going to have her

> baby in the cab! " I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to

> the cab, lifted

> the lady's dress, and began to take off her

> underwear. Suddenly I

> noticed that there were several cabs-and I was in

> the wrong one.

> >

> > Submitted by Dr. Mark Mac, San , TX

> .

> >

> > 2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a

> stethoscope on an

> elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior

> chest wall. " Big

> breaths, " I instructed. " Yes, they used to be, "

> replied the patient.

> >

> > Submitted by Dr. Byrnes, Seattle , WA

> >

> > 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when

> I told a wife

> that her husband had died of a massive myocardial

> infarct. Not more

> than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to

> the rest of the

> family t hat he had died of a " massive internal

> fart. "

> > Submitted by Dr. Steinberg , Manitoba ,

> Canada

> >

> > 4. During a patient's two week follow-up

> appointment with his

> cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he

> was having trouble

> with one of his medications. " Which one? " I asked.

> " The patch, the

> nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours

> and now I'm running

> out of places to put it! " I had him quickly undress

> and discovered

> what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over

> fifty patches on

> his body!

> > Now, the instructions include removal of the old

> patch before

> applying a new one.

> > Submitted by Dr. St.Clair, Norfolk , VA

> >

> > 5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly

> patient, I

> asked, " How long have you been bedridden? " After a

> look of complete

> confusion she answered... " Why, not for about twenty

> years -- when my

> husband was alive. "

> > Submitted by Dr. Swanson, Corvallis , OR

> >

> > 6. I was caring for a woman and asked, " So how's

> your b reakfast

> this morning? " " It's very good, except for the

> Kentucky Jelly. I

> can't seem to get used to the taste " the patient

> replied. I then

> asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil

> packet

> labeled " KY Jelly. "

> > Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit , MI

> >

> > 7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when

> a young woman

> with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk,

> sporting a variety

> of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered.

> It was quickly

> determined that the patient had acute appendicitis,

> so she was

> scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was

> completely disrobed on

> the operating table, the staff noticed that her

> pubic hair had been

> dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that

> read, " Keep off the

> grass. "

> >

> > Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote

> a short note on

> the patient's dressing, which said, " Sorry, had to

> mow the lawn. "

> > Submitted by RN no name

> >

> > AND FINALLY!!!................

> >

> > 8. As a new, young MD do ing his residency in OB ,

> I was quite

> embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To

> cover my

> embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of

> whistling softly.

> The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this

> exam suddenly

> burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I

> looked up from my

> work and sheepishly said, " I'm sorry. Was I tickling

> you? " She

> replied, " No doctor, but the song you were whistling

> was, " I wish I

> was an Meyer Wiener. "

> >

> > Dr. wouldn't submit his name..................

> >

> >

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[Guest guest]

# 7 had me ROFLOL .

Mike wrote:

#6 got me to laugh the most. TASTY!

>

>

> 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, " My wife's going to have her

baby in the cab! " I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted

the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I

noticed that there were several cabs-and I was in the wrong one.

>

> Submitted by Dr. Mark Mac, San , TX .

>

> 2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an

elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. " Big

breaths, " I instructed. " Yes, they used to be, " replied the patient.

>

> Submitted by Dr. Byrnes, Seattle , WA

>

> 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife

that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more

than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the

family t hat he had died of a " massive internal fart. "

> Submitted by Dr. Steinberg , Manitoba , Canada

>

> 4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his

cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble

with one of his medications. " Which one? " I asked. " The patch, the

nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running

out of places to put it! " I had him quickly undress and discovered

what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on

his body!

> Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before

applying a new one.

> Submitted by Dr. St.Clair, Norfolk , VA

>

> 5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I

asked, " How long have you been bedridden? " After a look of complete

confusion she answered... " Why, not for about twenty years -- when my

husband was alive. "

> Submitted by Dr. Swanson, Corvallis , OR

>

> 6. I was caring for a woman and asked, " So how's your b reakfast

this morning? " " It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I

can't seem to get used to the taste " the patient replied. I then

asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet

labeled " KY Jelly. "

> Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit , MI

>

> 7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman

with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety

of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly

determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was

scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on

the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been

dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, " Keep off the

grass. "

>

> Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on

the patient's dressing, which said, " Sorry, had to mow the lawn. "

> Submitted by RN no name

>

> AND FINALLY!!!................

>

> 8. As a new, young MD do ing his residency in OB , I was quite

embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my

embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly

burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my

work and sheepishly said, " I'm sorry. Was I tickling you? " She

replied, " No doctor, but the song you were whistling was, " I wish I

was an Meyer Wiener. "

>

> Dr. wouldn't submit his name..................

>

>

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> Talk is cheap. Use Yahoo! Messenger to make PC-to-Phone calls.

Great rates starting at 1 & cent;/min.

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