Guest guest Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 That story is just fabulous!!! I've been studying all day again, and really needed that laugh!!Feel lots better now. I'm sure I should show some sympathy, BUT.....it's just too cute. Thanks for sharing, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 I'm sorry to see your post today! We leave for Fulton, MO momentarily with who is constipated beyond belief. We have 30-45 minutes of small highway without any place to stop. Even at her age (and she's been toilet trained since age 3), we've had 2 " accidents " on the road in her 21 years. Hey, Pam, maybe I've figured out my panic on this short drive. Back tomorrow. Martha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Oh, joys! Thanks for the midday chuckle! Michele W Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 > > I thought I would share a bm story from the road. when Tim was 3 or so, still in diapers, and keegan was 18 mos. still in diapers I drove to kansas with them from nj by myself. I still think I went through a period of insanity there. anyway I'm traveling down interstate 70 in the fast lane of a 4 lane hiway past the indy airport going about 75mph look back and there is tim covered head to toe with-- pardon my french---SHIT!!!! I don't think I ever got over 4 lanes and to the shoulder so fast!!! this from a child with sensory issues!!! I got him out of the truck and of course he wasn't walking yet and couldn't stand alone w/o holding on to something--and there was nothing I wanted him to hold onto. all I can say is thank > God for wipes and plastic bags. he had it on the carseat-- everywhere!! > > hope you got a laugh from that, I can laugh now, but at the time I was not happy. > maria mom to timmy 10 ChARGE, keegan 7, liam 5 > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 OMG!! LOL! I am surprised you made it threw that trip. Crystal > > I thought I would share a bm story from the road. when Tim was 3 or so, still in diapers, and keegan was 18 mos. still in diapers I drove to kansas with them from nj by myself. I still think I went through a period of insanity there. anyway I'm traveling down interstate 70 in the fast lane of a 4 lane hiway past the indy airport going about 75mph look back and there is tim covered head to toe with-- pardon my french---SHIT!!!! I don't think I ever got over 4 lanes and to the shoulder so fast!!! this from a child with sensory issues!!! I got him out of the truck and of course he wasn't walking yet and couldn't stand alone w/o holding on to something--and there was nothing I wanted him to hold onto. all I can say is thank > God for wipes and plastic bags. he had it on the carseat-- everywhere!! > > hope you got a laugh from that, I can laugh now, but at the time I was not happy. > maria mom to timmy 10 ChARGE, keegan 7, liam 5 > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 LOL im bored coz all my friends went to resptie with otu me booooooooooooohhhhhhhhhoooooo well my two favourite ones ddi the oens that allways talk to me on msn yum yum oh well they r back tonight or tomorrwo yay im just obsessed witht hem and this and my comp and i dont know lol off to do something constructive like get rid of my old school clothes cya lata > > OMG!! LOL! I am surprised you made it threw that trip. > > Crystal > > > > > > I thought I would share a bm story from the road. when Tim was 3 > or so, still in diapers, and keegan was 18 mos. still in diapers I > drove to kansas with them from nj by myself. I still think I went > through a period of insanity there. anyway I'm traveling down > interstate 70 in the fast lane of a 4 lane hiway past the indy > airport going about 75mph look back and there is tim covered head to > toe with-- pardon my french---SHIT!!!! I don't think I ever got > over 4 lanes and to the shoulder so fast!!! this from a child with > sensory issues!!! I got him out of the truck and of course he > wasn't walking yet and couldn't stand alone w/o holding on to > something--and there was nothing I wanted him to hold onto. all I > can say is thank > > God for wipes and plastic bags. he had it on the carseat-- > everywhere!! > > > > hope you got a laugh from that, I can laugh now, but at the time I > was not happy. > > maria mom to timmy 10 ChARGE, keegan 7, liam 5 > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 sorry, it was meant to give you a laugh , not make it worse. Re: bm story > I'm sorry to see your post today! We leave for Fulton, MO momentarily > with > who is constipated beyond belief. We have 30-45 minutes of small > highway without any place to stop. Even at her age (and she's been toilet > trained since age 3), we've had 2 " accidents " on the road in her 21 years. > Hey, Pam, maybe I've figured out my panic on this short drive. > Back tomorrow. > Martha > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Martha, hahaha, this would make me panic!! I am not ignoring you, quite the contrary--you are on my mind, just waiting for a few moments to totatally devote to you!! More later when I come up from under. Pam (the one from Boston tee hee. now that we have two pams...) > ---------- > From: CHARGE on behalf of lewcap@... > Reply To: CHARGE > Sent: Wednesday, January 4, 2006 4:01 PM > To: CHARGE > Subject: Re: bm story > > I'm sorry to see your post today! We leave for Fulton, MO momentarily with > who is constipated beyond belief. We have 30-45 minutes of small > highway without any place to stop. Even at her age (and she's been toilet > trained since age 3), we've had 2 " accidents " on the road in her 21 years. > Hey, Pam, maybe I've figured out my panic on this short drive. > Back tomorrow. > Martha > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Must share a bit of our trek back to Fulton with . As usual for us, we left late and hit the little highway after dark. still very constipated. And that's how we sat for at least 45 minutes because of a god-awful car truck accident - as I tried to figure out how to make a roadside potty for a 21 year old. It never came to that, but oh the thoughts that can cross our tired brains. Just thought I'd send a light note --- more later. Martha Pam: good to hear from you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Martha- I'm glad to hear you made it thru the travels without having to potty. Of course, for 's sake, I hope you had to find a potty immediately upon arrival! Michele W Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Not only did you make me laugh, you're the first people who ever let me know that others have experienced this sort of thing. This list is grand even for the smallest things! Thanks. Martha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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