Who's the oldest??

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Sorry, Sharon, I'll try to remember it. Hey, I'm always too excited to answer. LOL Scared I'll forget what I wanted to say. Old age!!While we're on the subject of old age. You ladies are trying to boast of who's the oldest?? Well, I think I beat you in the category fair and square. I live in South Africa remember, the place where anything's possible. Here is my story, and it's true. All of it.When I got my own Television license they wanted to know my ID number, etc. But living in South Africa, we have these incredible computers, that does everything by itself. No humans are necessary to put in any data or information. Computer can do it all by itself. So I got my Television license and was very proud of myself. A couple of months later, I got another one. This time the TV people wasn't impress

with me, because I didn't pay it. Now I was born in 1972, my TV license was paid in full, because I even got a card to prove it. But the second TV license said I was born in 1912. Hey, n, I even beat you with a few years. LOL I tried to explain it to the dear TV people, but no one could understand anything. Finally, after years of getting a letter of how wonderful payer I am, and then the next month, how bad payer I am and they're going to throw me in jail and who knows what else; they finally got the message. I got a letter from them, they weren't too sorry about it (wasn't their mistake remember), actually they sounded very upset with me. Told me they canceled the other license. Now in the first place it was their fault, but the computers never lie.In South Africa there were a few people who couldn't receive their social grants anymore, because the computer said they're dead. When the computer said you're dead, that means you better be dead.

No breathing allowed. LOLI hope it brings a smile to some of you. At least there's never a dull moment in this country. Somewhere, somebody is in big trouble, because the computer said so. So my dear friends, we don't have to fight who's the oldest anymore, we know now that I am. Hey, now don't I look damn good for 97 years. I can't believe I can work with a computer. Now in my days, those things weren't available.Your silly friend.To: Group <mserslife >Sent: Thu, October 22, 2009 6:19:37 PMSubject: Please change subjects on posts!

Can we all work at changing the subject lines on our posts? The subject should reflect what we are writing about. You can just add a subject to the front of the current subject if you wish. I want the group to be easy for everyone to read!SharonThis email is a natural hand made product. The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects.