[Fwd: Fw: Oklahoma ... keeping things honest! Funny]

[Guest guest]

An

Oklahoma State Trooper was

patrolling late at night off the main highway. He sees a couple in a

car, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches

the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the

wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young

woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this

surprising situation, the trooper walks to the car and gently raps on

the driver's window. The young man lowers his window. 'Uh, yes,

Officer?' The trooper asks: 'What are you doing?' The young man says: 'Well,

Officer, I'm reading a magazine... Pointing towards the young woman in

the back seat the trooper says: 'And her, what is she doing?' The young

man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's filing her

fingernails.' Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young

couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane .... and nothing

obscene is happening! The trooper asks: 'What's your age, young man?'

The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir.' The

trooper asks: 'And her .... what's her age?' The young man looks at his

watch and replies: 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes..'