Guest guest Posted November 16, 2000 Report Share Posted November 16, 2000 Church RequirementsA young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastortold them, "We have special requirements for newparishioners. You must abstain from having sex for twoweeks." The couple agreed and came back at the end of twoweeks.The pastor asked them, "Well, were you able to get throughthe two weeks without being intimate?""Pastor, I'm afraid we were not able to go without sex forthe two weeks," the young man replied."What happened?" inquired the pastor."My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelfand dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I wasover come with lust and took advantage of her right there.""You understand, of course, that this means you will not bewelcome in our church," stated the pastor."That's okay," said the young man. "We're not welcome atthe grocery store anymore either." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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