Fw: SOMEBODY SAID-

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I thought some Mothers might need a pick me up. Happy Valentine's Day.

love,

SOMEBODY SAID- - - - -

Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to

normal after you've had a baby . . .somebody doesn't

know that once you're a mother, normal is history.

Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct . . .somebody never

took a three-year-old shopping.

Somebody said being a mother is boring . . . somebody never rode in a car

driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.

Somebody said if you're a " good " mother, your child will " turn out

good " ...somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.

Somebody said " good " mothers never raise their voices . . .somebody never

came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the

neighbor's kitchen window.

Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother . . . somebody never

helped a fourth grader with his math.

Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first. .

..somebody doesn't have five children.

Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing

questions in the books . . .somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose.

Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery . .

..somebody never watched her " baby " get on the bus for the first day of

kindergarten.

Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied

behind her back . . . somebody never organized seven giggling Brownies to

sell cookies.

Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets

married...somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law

to a mother's heartstrings.

Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves

home...somebody never had grandchildren.

Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her

.. . . somebody isn't a mother.

Pass this along to all the " mothers " in your life!!!