Guest guest Posted November 17, 2000 Report Share Posted November 17, 2000 Cluadia, That was a good one!ROFLOL I loved it! Still smiling! Lots of Love Glenda __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 18, 2000 Report Share Posted November 18, 2000 Judee, thanks for always making my day!!!! I just love yu to pieces.LOL Hugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 18, 2000 Report Share Posted November 18, 2000 > A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden > he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for > the source. > > He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave > with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827. > > Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is > being played backward! > > Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return > with him. By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has > changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous > piece, it is being played backward. > > Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. > > When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, > again backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are being > played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, > then the 7th, then the 5th. > > By the next day the word has spread and a throng has gathered around > the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being > played backward. > > Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone > in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation for the music. > > " Don't you get it? " the caretaker says incredulously, " He's > decomposing! " > > > > -------------------- > <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC " -//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN " > > <HEAD> > <META content= " text/html; charset=iso-8859-1 > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 18, 2000 Report Share Posted November 18, 2000 Hi! Sorry I haven't attached name to email moniker -- is it Judee? I just wanted to tell you how much I appreciate all the tidbit you've sent our way. In one of my earlier emails I'd talked about how my life's changed/changing since I signed on and one of the things I said was it has a lot more laughter in it. Well, of course, a lot of THAT is due to you and your efforts for us. I don't know where you find all these but there's been a number of times when the little snippets you send along have made my day, or If I'm doing really badly, my hour or minute; but hey, every little bit helps and we know for a fact that one's outlook really affects one's physical health. So thank you again for all the effort and time you must spend doing this for us. Love (and giggles) to you Carolyn Fw: joke > > > > A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden > > he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for > > the source. > > > > He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave > > with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827. > > > > Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is > > being played backward! > > > > Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return > > with him. By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has > > changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous > > piece, it is being played backward. > > > > Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. > > > > When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, > > again backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are being > > played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, > > then the 7th, then the 5th. > > > > By the next day the word has spread and a throng has gathered around > > the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being > > played backward. > > > > Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone > > in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation for the music. > > > > " Don't you get it? " the caretaker says incredulously, " He's > > decomposing! " > > > > > > > > -------------------- > > <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC " -//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN " > > > <HEAD> > > <META content= " text/html; charset=iso-8859-1 > > > > > > > DISCLAIMER!! > WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 18, 2000 Report Share Posted November 18, 2000 Judee, I love you!LOL Lots of Love Glenda __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 24, 2000 Report Share Posted November 24, 2000 In a message dated 11/24/00 4:08:37 AM Pacific Standard Time, chiariegroups writes: << You Know You Overdid Thanksgiving When.... Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy. The " Gravy Boat " your wife set out was a real 12' boat! You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail. Friday you set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog. Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy. A guest quotes a Biblical passage from " The Feeding of the 5000. " That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn. Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice. You consider gluttony your patriotic duty. Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this. ________________________________________________________________________ >> Help section: /help/ NOTE: NCC refers to posts with No Chiari Content Unsubscribe Yourself: chiari-unsubscribeegroups WACMA Home: www.pressenter.com/~wacma WACMA List: www.eGroups.com/group/chiari ------------------------------------------------------------------------ There are 23 messages in this issue. Topics in this digest: 1. Happy Thanksgiving 2. WACMA [NCC] happy turkey day 3. Re: surgery w/little or no herniation 4. Heart & Breathing Ques./Weingart appt.-long 5. Thanksgiving 6. Re: Heart & Breathing Ques./Weingart appt.-long 7. HAPPY GOBBLE GOBBLE DAY ALL- 8. NCC/Please use 9. Re: NCC 10. This is my first time posting anything From: sgood@... 11. support for parent 12. Recommended by: Angeline Hayner 13. Ncc Re: Chiari Patient and a Turkey.. 14. it has realy really just hit me 15. STRONG FEELING(BAD0 16. Sudden Bad Bad Neck pain 17. Re: Chiari Patient and a Turkey....a comparison 18. NCC/Re: Sudden Bad Bad Neck pain 19. wrong name -in group 20. NCC Twas the night before Thanksgiving... From: AJisbak123@... 21. NCC You Know You Overdid Thanksgiving When.... From: AJisbak123@... 22. How do I change mine from ellis b to chrisburks 23. I woke up oh so weak and tired and unbalanced ________________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________________ Message: 1 Date: Thu, 23 Nov 2000 08:36:19 -0600 Subject: Happy Thanksgiving Good Morning Everyone, It is a beautiful white morning here in Newfield, NY This chiari monster has taken alot out of me and my family this year but I still have my life. I still have alot to offer people and that is what I am most thankful for. I am also very thankful for you folks. You have been my rock when things have been bad because of you I have been able to get this far. I am sending all of you lots of love and hugs. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving! Love, Colleen in NY, , http://msnmember.msn.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 1, 2000 Report Share Posted December 1, 2000 --- IdahoJudee wrote: > > > > Do you know what would have happened > > > If it had been Three Wise Women > > > Instead of Three Wise Men? > > > > > > They would have asked directions, > > > Arrived on time, > > > Helped deliver the baby, > > > Cleaned the stable, > > > Made a casserole, > > > Brought practical gifts and > > > There would be Peace On Earth. > > > > > > Pass it on to the wise women in your life! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, " When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life! " Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68. His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, " Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life? " The wife put down her drink and said, " Let him dig. I had him buried upside down....... " My kinda woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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