Re:MARCY..COCKROACHES!!!

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OH, MARCY !!!! THAT IS SOOOO FUNNY, HON !!!!!! I CAN IMAGINE HOW YOUR

FRIEND FELT !! LUCKY THE COPS DIDNT COME AFTER YA ALL SCREAMING !!!! LOL

!!!

YOU ARE LIKE MIKES MOM WAS !! SHE LEFT SPIDERS LIVE ANYWHERE THEY

WANTED, AND ANTS SHE JUST MOVED OUTSIDE !!! I, ON THE OTHER HAND...

THINK BUGS ARE THE CLOSEST GOD EVER CAME TO MAKING A MISTAKE !!!! LOL

!!! YOU " CANT CRUNCH THEM " !!??? I CANT REMEMBER IF YOU WERE ON THE LIST

WHEN I TOLD MY STORY ABOUT WATER BUGS ??!! SHORTENED... ABOUT 3-4 INCHES

LONG, HARD SHELL !! STEPPED ON ONE...IN THE DARK... IN MY BARE FEET

!!!!!!!!!!!! TALK ABOUT 'CRUNCH' !!!!!!!!!! I TURNED ON THE LIGHT... ITS

STILL RUNNING AROUND... WITH ITS GUTS HANGING OUT !!!!! EEEEWWWWW !!

LMAO !!!! 8^)

YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP DOING THIS TO ME!!! I READ THE MISSIVES ABOUT THE

COCKROACHES AND WELL, YEP I GOT ANOTHER STORY TO TELL IF I CAN TYPE WHILE

LAUGHING HARD ENOUGH TO PIMP! (THAT'S FOR YOU BILL!)

A COUPLE FRIENDS OF MINE AND I DECIDED TO GO ON A GIRL'S GETTAWAY. WE

SCRIMPED AND SAVED AND GOT A BEACH HOUSE AT YOUPON BEACH IN NORTH CAROLINA.

SO AFTER DRIVING DOWN, SITTING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD FOR OVER AN HOUR,

GETTING THE SPEEDING TICKET I SO RICHLY DESERVED, BEGGING THEM NOT TO SAY

ANYTHING TO GET ME LAUGHING AGAIN - THE OFFICER WAS EVEN LAUGHING - STILL

GAVE ME A TICKET THOUGH, WE FINALLY GET THERE AND GET SETTLED IN.

RIGHT OFF THE BAT, FIRST THING THAT HAPPENS IS THIS GIANT COCKROACH - THEY

CALL EM PALMATTO BUGS - CRAWLS OUT FROM UNDER THE CABINET AND IS MOSEYING

HIS WAY TOWARD MY FRIEND SUE. SHE'S SCREAMING AND YELLING AT ME TO KILL IT.

TO KNOW ME IS TO KNOW I DON'T KILL ANYTHING - I JUST CAN'T. NOT EVEN

SPIDERS. I'LL CATCH THEM AND PUT THEM OUT BUT I JUST CAN'T CRUNCH THINGS.

EEEEWWWWE! SO I'M PLEADING WITH HER AND SAYING BUT IT'S THE SIZE OF A SMALL

BIRD - I - CAN - NOT - CRUNCH -THIS THING. IT WILL MAKE A NOISE!!! I CAN'T

DO IT. SO SHE GETS AHOLD OF HERSELF AND GOES AFTER IT. OF COURSE IT CRAWLS

BACK UNDER THE CABINET.

NEXT ------

OUR HOUSE IS NEXT TO A PIER. WE SEE THE POLICE COME CRASHING IN AND START

GOING BACK AND FORTH ON THE PIER SHINING A SPOTLIGHT INTO THE WATER. WE ARE

PEERING OUT THE SMALL SIDE WINDOW GOING THROUGH SCENARIOS ABOUT WHAT MIGHT

BE GOING ON. IN THE DARK NO LESS. (THE WHOLE BACK OF THE HOUSE IS GLASS -

BUT WE ARE IN A CORNER TRYING TO SEE OUT A SMALL WINDOW.) ANYWAY, SHE'S

SHORT SO SHE'S IN FRONT AND I LEAN A LITTLE CLOSER TO SEE. PART OF MY HAIR

BRUSHES AGAINST HER AND SHE LETS OUT THIS BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM. -------

YEP, I SCREAM A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM RIGHT BACK - JUST DON'T KNOW WHY YET.

SHE THINKS IT'S A COCKROACH! THEN SHE - I AM LAUGHING SO HARD JUST

REMEMBERING - TURNS AROUND IN A LITTLE CIRCLE AND YEP, SHE DOES, SHE

PIHP!!!!

BY THIS TIME I HAVE COLLAPSED ON THE FLOOR, LAUGHING AT HER AND HER SWEARING

AT ME WHILE MAKING THIS LITTLE PUDDLE ON THE FLOOR. I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE

MUCH LESS HELP HER! IT WAS TOO FUNNY. MAYBE YOU HAD TO BE THERE!

WE NEVER DID FIND OUT WHAT THE POLICE WERE LOOKING FOR, BUT TO THIS DAY I

CAN'T HEAR OR SEE THE WORD " COCKROACH " WITHOUT RELIVING THAT ONE!!!

MARCY