Re: Fw: Fw: workplace humor

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Hey, girl. Having worked as a secretary most of my life, I reeeeeaaaaallly like this one.

Fw: Fw: workplace humor> CEO> > > Leaps tall buildings in a single bound> > > Is more powerful than a locomotive> > > Is faster than a speeding bullet> > > Walks on water> > > Gives Policy to God> > >> > > Project Manager> > > Leaps short buildings in a single bound> > > Is more powerful than a switch engine> > > Is just as fast as a speeding bullet> > > Walks on water if sea is calm> > > Talks to God> > >> > > Senior Analyst> > > Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds> > > Is almost as powerful as a switch engine> > > Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool> > > Talks with God if special permission is approved> > >> > > Systems Analyst> > > Barely clears a Quonset hut> > > Loses tug of war with a switch engine> > > Can fire a speeding bullet> > > Swims well> > > Is occasionally addressed by God> > >> > > Programmer Analyst> > > Makes high marks on walls when trying to leap tall buildings> > > Is run over by locomotives> > > Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury> > > Calls swimming " Staying Alive In The Water " > > > Talks to animals> > >> > > Programmer> > > Runs into buildings> > > Recognizes locomotives two out of three times> > > Is not issued ammunition> > > Can stay afloat with a life jacket> > > Talks to walls> > > Barks at the moon> > >> > > Project Clerk> > > Falls over doorstep when trying to enter building> > > Says look at the choo-choo> > > Wets himself with a water pistol> > > Plays in mud puddles> > > Mumbles to himself> > >> > > Executive Secretary> > > Lifts buildings and walks under them> > > Kicks locomotives off the tracks> > > Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them> > > Freezes water with a single glance> > > She is god!> > >> > >> > >> > ________________________________________________________________________> > > Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at> > http://www.hotmail.com> > >> > >DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU