Guest guest Posted July 29, 2002 Report Share Posted July 29, 2002 FUNNY ROBIN, I KNOW I SAW YOU IN SOME OF THESE. OF COURSE I AM NOT ANYWHERE ON THIS LIST, LOL.... CINDY > JUST PASSING THESE ON, IN CASE ANY OF YOU IDENTIFY WITH THESE. OF COURSE, I > DON'T INDENTIFY AT ALL!!LOL! > GIGGLES, ......UM, ANYONE KNOW WHO I AM!!LOL! > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > SENILITY PRAYER > > > > > > > > God grant me the senility to forget the people I > > never liked anyway, > > the > > > > good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the > > eyesight to tell the > > > > difference. Now that I'm " older " (but refuse to > > grow up), here's what > > > >I've > > > > discovered: > > > > > > > > 1) I started out with nothing, and I still have > > most of it. > > > > > > > > 2) My wild oats have turned into prunes and All > > Bran. > > > > > > > > 3) I finally got my head together; now my body > > is falling apart. > > > > > > > > 4) Funny, I don't remember being absent > > minded... > > > > > > > > 5) Funny, I don't remember being absent > > minded... > > > > > > > > 6) What were we talking about? > > > > > > > > 7) It's easier to get older than it is to get > > wiser. > > > > > > > > 8) Some days you're the dog; some days you're > > the hydrant. > > > > > > > > 9) I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could > > use a few. > > > > > > > > 10) Kids in the back seat cause accidents. > > > > > > > > 11) Accidents in the back seat cause kids. > > > > > > > > 12) It's hard to make a comeback when you > > haven't been anywhere. > > > > > > > > 13) The only time the world beats a path to your > > door is when you're in > > > >the > > > >bathroom. > > > > > > > > 14) If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would > > have put them on my > > > >knees. > > > > > > > > 15) When I'm finally holding all the cards, why > > does everyone else > > decide > > > > to play chess? > > > > > > > > 16) It's not hard to meet expenses... they're > > everywhere! > > > > > > > > 17) The only difference between a rut and a > > grave is the depth. > > > > > > > > 18) These days, I spend a lot of time thinking > > about the here after. I > > go > > > > somewhere to get something and then wonder what > > I'm here after. > > > > > > > > 19) If all is not lost, then where is it? > > > > > > > > 20) Did I send this to you already??? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > > > Join the world's largest e-mail service with MSN > > Hotmail. > > > http://www.hotmail.com > > > > > > > > > ____________________________________________________ > > IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click > > Here > > > > > __________________________________________________ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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