Guest guest Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 The police tell the party animal to stay put, they will be right back and > they hop a fence and run down > the street to the robbery. > > The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home. > > When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell > anyone who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in > bed all day. > > A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr. Joe is > there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he > is in bed with the flu and has been so all day. > > The police have his driver's license. They ask to see his car and she asks > why. They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage. She > opens the door. There sitting in the garage is the police car, with all > its lights still flashing. > > True story, told by the driver at his first AA meeting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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