Guest guest Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 I spent the afternoon laughing my butt off at my neighbor. He has these two cats .. and they roam the neighborhood .. night and day ... and do NOT cover their poop! Just where they decide to dump .. thats where it lands .. and lately it seems that is has been in the grass right outside my front door. So this afternoon, I saw him and asked him, " Look, I know it is hard to keep cats in .. I know they like to explore .. but could you at least come over and pick up their poop out of my yard? " Well, he begins harping about how its not his cats that are doing it .. and how did I know it was his cats .. blah blah blah .. while he was getting all red in the face and strutting like a game cock ... his little white precious kitty .. came through the hedge and left the biggest dump ever right in front of my front door! I told him .. " Hey .. is that your cat? " Oh man .. he was turning all kinds of colors .. red .. white .. and when he rushed over and picked up his cat (before it had finished) .. I think he turned a bit green! He scared his kitty so bad, it peed all down the front of him and finished his poop on his shirt. Man .. I was howling .. I laughed until I thought I was going to pass out .. it was worth all the little piles I have had to deal with .. just to see him get his just rewards!! ah .. it was great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 , I would have loved to been there and seen it. Mojo Cat acts > I spent the afternoon laughing my butt off at my neighbor. > > He has these two cats .. and they roam the neighborhood .. night and day > .. and do NOT cover their poop! Just where they decide to dump .. thats > where it lands .. and lately it seems that is has been in the grass > right outside my front door. > > So this afternoon, I saw him and asked him, " Look, I know it is hard to > keep cats in .. I know they like to explore .. but could you at least > come over and pick up their poop out of my yard? " > > Well, he begins harping about how its not his cats that are doing it .. > and how did I know it was his cats .. blah blah blah .. > while he was getting all red in the face and strutting like a game cock > .. > his little white precious kitty .. came through the hedge and left the > biggest dump ever right in front of my front door! > > I told him .. " Hey .. is that your cat? " > > Oh man .. he was turning all kinds of colors .. red .. white .. and when > he rushed over and picked up his cat (before it had finished) .. I think > he turned a bit green! He scared his kitty so bad, it peed all down the > front of him and finished his poop on his shirt. > > Man .. I was howling .. I laughed until I thought I was going to pass > out .. > it was worth all the little piles I have had to deal with .. just to see > him get his just rewards!! > > ah .. it was great! > > > > > > > " The LUPIES Store " Come check out our store... > http://www.cafepress.com/thelupies > > " The LUPIES Web Page " > http://www.itzarion.com/lupusgroup.html > > " The LUPIES online photo albums! " > Check out what your fellow Lupies look like... > http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?username=lupies > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 , I would have loved to been there and seen it. Mojo Cat acts > I spent the afternoon laughing my butt off at my neighbor. > > He has these two cats .. and they roam the neighborhood .. night and day > .. and do NOT cover their poop! Just where they decide to dump .. thats > where it lands .. and lately it seems that is has been in the grass > right outside my front door. > > So this afternoon, I saw him and asked him, " Look, I know it is hard to > keep cats in .. I know they like to explore .. but could you at least > come over and pick up their poop out of my yard? " > > Well, he begins harping about how its not his cats that are doing it .. > and how did I know it was his cats .. blah blah blah .. > while he was getting all red in the face and strutting like a game cock > .. > his little white precious kitty .. came through the hedge and left the > biggest dump ever right in front of my front door! > > I told him .. " Hey .. is that your cat? " > > Oh man .. he was turning all kinds of colors .. red .. white .. and when > he rushed over and picked up his cat (before it had finished) .. I think > he turned a bit green! He scared his kitty so bad, it peed all down the > front of him and finished his poop on his shirt. > > Man .. I was howling .. I laughed until I thought I was going to pass > out .. > it was worth all the little piles I have had to deal with .. just to see > him get his just rewards!! > > ah .. it was great! > > > > > > > " The LUPIES Store " Come check out our store... > http://www.cafepress.com/thelupies > > " The LUPIES Web Page " > http://www.itzarion.com/lupusgroup.html > > " The LUPIES online photo albums! " > Check out what your fellow Lupies look like... > http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?username=lupies > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 , I would have loved to been there and seen it. Mojo Cat acts > I spent the afternoon laughing my butt off at my neighbor. > > He has these two cats .. and they roam the neighborhood .. night and day > .. and do NOT cover their poop! Just where they decide to dump .. thats > where it lands .. and lately it seems that is has been in the grass > right outside my front door. > > So this afternoon, I saw him and asked him, " Look, I know it is hard to > keep cats in .. I know they like to explore .. but could you at least > come over and pick up their poop out of my yard? " > > Well, he begins harping about how its not his cats that are doing it .. > and how did I know it was his cats .. blah blah blah .. > while he was getting all red in the face and strutting like a game cock > .. > his little white precious kitty .. came through the hedge and left the > biggest dump ever right in front of my front door! > > I told him .. " Hey .. is that your cat? " > > Oh man .. he was turning all kinds of colors .. red .. white .. and when > he rushed over and picked up his cat (before it had finished) .. I think > he turned a bit green! He scared his kitty so bad, it peed all down the > front of him and finished his poop on his shirt. > > Man .. I was howling .. I laughed until I thought I was going to pass > out .. > it was worth all the little piles I have had to deal with .. just to see > him get his just rewards!! > > ah .. it was great! > > > > > > > " The LUPIES Store " Come check out our store... > http://www.cafepress.com/thelupies > > " The LUPIES Web Page " > http://www.itzarion.com/lupusgroup.html > > " The LUPIES online photo albums! " > Check out what your fellow Lupies look like... > http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?username=lupies > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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