Guest guest Posted July 3, 2002 Report Share Posted July 3, 2002 HERES ONE FOR THE GUYS. YOU HAVE IT EASY, LOL.... CINDY > >Damn, It's Good To Be A Man > >Your last name stays put. > >The garage is all yours. > >Wedding plans take care of themselves. > >Chocolate is just another snack. > >You really can be president. > >You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. > >Car mechanics tell you the truth. > >You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new > >haircut. > >The world is your urinal. > >You never have to drive to another gas station because this > >one's just too icky. > >Same work... more pay. > >Wrinkles add character. > >Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100. > >People never stare at your chest when you're talking > >The occasional well-rendered belch or fart is practically > >expected. > >New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. > >Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: " So, notice > >anything different? " > >One mood, ALL the damn time. > >You know stuff about tanks. > >A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. > >You can open all your own jars. > >Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind. > >You can leave the motel bed unmade. > >You can kill your own food. > >You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. > >If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can > >still be your friend. > >Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. > >If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. > >Everything on your face stays its original color. > >Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. > >You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming. > >You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours without > >thinking: " He must be mad at me. " > >You don't mooch off other's desserts. > >You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a > >little gift. > >You are not expected to know the names of more than five > >colors. > >You almost never have strap problems in public. > >You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. > >The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. > >You don't have to shave below your neck. > >Your belly usually hides your big hips. > >One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. > >You can " do " your nails with a pocketknife. > >You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. > >You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December > >24th, in 45 minutes. > >Damn, It's Good To Be A Man > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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