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>RETIREMENT PLANNING

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>If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would

>now be worth $49.00.

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>With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

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>With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

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>If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have

>$49.00 left

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>If you had purchased United Airlines you would have nothing left.

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>But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank

>all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling

>REFUND, You would have had $214.00.

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>Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink

>heavily and recycle.

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>It's called the 401-Keg Plan

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