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This was forwarded on to me. Surely we've all been there one time or

another. Hope I don't offend by posting and that you all get a chuckle out

of it. =o)

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" How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this

house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is

BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house, in the dark, for THREE DAYS

before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out, they wouldn't be

able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME

CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS.

But if they did, by some miracle, find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the

chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID

light bulbs would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE

THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID !@#$% & @ LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!

WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S

A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12

FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!!

OH, AND THE HOUSE!!! DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THIS HOUSE!!! IT WOULD

TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE...

Anyway. One. That's how many. "

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<Hey, you been to my house???!!!>

Actually, that's my house. *L* I take " happy " pills (for depression) and

that's what I'm like when I've forgotten for a few days. <BG>

It's true! Just ask Cricket! She'll verify that. <VBG>

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..:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:.

A Garden of Soap: http://www.GardenofSoap.com

A Place for Tulips: http://Tulips.tripod.com

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<Hey, you been to my house???!!!>

Actually, that's my house. *L* I take " happy " pills (for depression) and

that's what I'm like when I've forgotten for a few days. <BG>

It's true! Just ask Cricket! She'll verify that. <VBG>

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..:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:.

A Garden of Soap: http://www.GardenofSoap.com

A Place for Tulips: http://Tulips.tripod.com

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<Hey, you been to my house???!!!>

Actually, that's my house. *L* I take " happy " pills (for depression) and

that's what I'm like when I've forgotten for a few days. <BG>

It's true! Just ask Cricket! She'll verify that. <VBG>

~

..:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:.

A Garden of Soap: http://www.GardenofSoap.com

A Place for Tulips: http://Tulips.tripod.com

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>Actually, that's my house. *L* I take " happy " pills (for depression) and

>that's what I'm like when I've forgotten for a few days. <BG>

Well, shoot I will trade a bar of soap for some of those " happy " pills, oh

wait your the one making the gorgeous soap, umm, I'll think of something.

Kathy P

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>Actually, that's my house. *L* I take " happy " pills (for depression) and

>that's what I'm like when I've forgotten for a few days. <BG>

Well, shoot I will trade a bar of soap for some of those " happy " pills, oh

wait your the one making the gorgeous soap, umm, I'll think of something.

Kathy P

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>Actually, that's my house. *L* I take " happy " pills (for depression) and

>that's what I'm like when I've forgotten for a few days. <BG>

Well, shoot I will trade a bar of soap for some of those " happy " pills, oh

wait your the one making the gorgeous soap, umm, I'll think of something.

Kathy P

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