Guest guest Posted May 18, 2000 Report Share Posted May 18, 2000 Hey, you been to my house???!!! Kathy P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 18, 2000 Report Share Posted May 18, 2000 This was forwarded on to me. Surely we've all been there one time or another. Hope I don't offend by posting and that you all get a chuckle out of it. =o) +++++++++++++++++++ " How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house, in the dark, for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulbs would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID !@#$% & @ LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!! WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!! OH, AND THE HOUSE!!! DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THIS HOUSE!!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE... Anyway. One. That's how many. " ~ ..:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. A Garden of Soap: http://www.GardenofSoap.com A Place for Tulips: http://Tulips.tripod.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 18, 2000 Report Share Posted May 18, 2000 <Hey, you been to my house???!!!> Actually, that's my house. *L* I take " happy " pills (for depression) and that's what I'm like when I've forgotten for a few days. <BG> It's true! Just ask Cricket! She'll verify that. <VBG> ~ ..:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. A Garden of Soap: http://www.GardenofSoap.com A Place for Tulips: http://Tulips.tripod.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 18, 2000 Report Share Posted May 18, 2000 <Hey, you been to my house???!!!> Actually, that's my house. *L* I take " happy " pills (for depression) and that's what I'm like when I've forgotten for a few days. <BG> It's true! Just ask Cricket! She'll verify that. <VBG> ~ ..:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. A Garden of Soap: http://www.GardenofSoap.com A Place for Tulips: http://Tulips.tripod.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 18, 2000 Report Share Posted May 18, 2000 <Hey, you been to my house???!!!> Actually, that's my house. *L* I take " happy " pills (for depression) and that's what I'm like when I've forgotten for a few days. <BG> It's true! Just ask Cricket! She'll verify that. <VBG> ~ ..:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. A Garden of Soap: http://www.GardenofSoap.com A Place for Tulips: http://Tulips.tripod.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 18, 2000 Report Share Posted May 18, 2000 >Actually, that's my house. *L* I take " happy " pills (for depression) and >that's what I'm like when I've forgotten for a few days. <BG> Well, shoot I will trade a bar of soap for some of those " happy " pills, oh wait your the one making the gorgeous soap, umm, I'll think of something. Kathy P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 18, 2000 Report Share Posted May 18, 2000 >Actually, that's my house. *L* I take " happy " pills (for depression) and >that's what I'm like when I've forgotten for a few days. <BG> Well, shoot I will trade a bar of soap for some of those " happy " pills, oh wait your the one making the gorgeous soap, umm, I'll think of something. Kathy P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 18, 2000 Report Share Posted May 18, 2000 >Actually, that's my house. *L* I take " happy " pills (for depression) and >that's what I'm like when I've forgotten for a few days. <BG> Well, shoot I will trade a bar of soap for some of those " happy " pills, oh wait your the one making the gorgeous soap, umm, I'll think of something. Kathy P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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