Guest guest Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 I know I'm a day late, but it seems to me we've been neglecting the humor lately. So, even though it's not Friday, here goes! Regards, Carolyn B. in SC =============================== With all the new technology regarding fertility, an 88-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, various relatives came to visit. " May we see the new baby? " one of them asked. " Not yet, " said the mother. " I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first. " Another half hour passed before another relative asked, " May we see the new baby now? " " No, not yet, " said the mother. A while later and again the guests asked, " May we see the baby now? " " No, not yet, " replied the mother. Growing impatient, they asked, " Well, when can we see the baby? " " When it cries! " she told them. " When it cries? " they gasped. " Why do we have to wait until it cries? " " Because, I forgot where I put it. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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