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ROFL .....I'm sure by now you've seen my "stupidity" but never fear......I'll fix this little back problem....get my butt outta the kitchen and back into the gym where I can think more about our next "little" contest! You'll be having so much fun- you won't think twice about milkin' a cow or two or leaping a few times hahaha!

Melody Moris, Leader

TOPS #Tx1454, Pleasanton

http://www.texastops.org

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-----Original Message-----From: TexasTOPS [mailto:TexasTOPS ] On Behalf Of mwdw@...Sent: Friday, September 02, 2005 5:30 PMTo: TexasTOPS Subject: Melody's back

OK Melody, what in the world did you do this time........I must have not gotten this e-mail cause I would never delete any of Her mail...I'm sure she would find out and come after me. I have got to try and stay on her good side so she will have pity on me for the next contest so I wont have to leap or milk cows....LOL

Love ya,

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Hi Melody! I sure hope your back is feeling alot better today, what's contest about milking a cow? I'm like , don't like to work hard for a meal, lol, I hav'nt been doing too good so far this week, but I got 6 days to get the lead of my off my ass, tops love, Eloy.

-------------- Original message from "Melody Moris" : --------------

ROFL .....I'm sure by now you've seen my "stupidity" but never fear......I'll fix this little back problem....get my butt outta the kitchen and back into the gym where I can think more about our next "little" contest! You'll be having so much fun- you won't think twice about milkin' a cow or two or leaping a few times hahaha!

Melody Moris, Leader

TOPS #Tx1454, Pleasanton

http://www.texastops.org

email: topsmama@...

-----Original Message-----From: TexasTOPS [mailto:TexasTOPS ] On Behalf Of mwdw@...Sent: Friday, September 02, 2005 5:30 PMTo: TexasTOPS Subject: Melody's back

OK Melody, what in the world did you do this time........I must have not gotten this e-mail cause I would never delete any of Her mail...I'm sure she would find out and come after me. I have got to try and stay on her good side so she will have pity on me for the next contest so I wont have to leap or milk cows....LOL

Love ya,

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heh heh the "udder" side ROFLOLOL

Melody Moris, Leader

TOPS #Tx1454, Pleasanton

http://www.texastops.org

email: topsmama@...

Melody's Christmas present to Levona:

Lighting the Way to Century Club In Waiting together!

(the light may be flickering, but it's still lit LOL)

-----Original Message-----From: TexasTOPS [mailto:TexasTOPS ] On Behalf Of Beth Sent: Sunday, September 04, 2005 5:58 PMTo: TexasTOPS Subject: RE: Melody's back

so which end of the cow do I milk?

BethMelody Moris wrote:

Thank you Eloy - it is feeling a lot better than it was yesterday!

I'm working on our next contest to get us through the holidays and thanks to Grammy Pat and her amazing "drugs" we're going to have the 12 weeks of Christmas .....8 maids a milkin', 10 lords a leapin and so on.....it's gonna be a blast!! Don't be afraid - I promise you'll have more fun than you know what to do with!!

Melody Moris, Leader

TOPS #Tx1454, Pleasanton

http://www.texastops.org

email: topsmama@...

-----Original Message-----From: TexasTOPS [mailto:TexasTOPS ] On Behalf Of ramirezej@...Sent: Saturday, September 03, 2005 12:07 PMTo: TexasTOPS Subject: RE: Melody's back

Hi Melody! I sure hope your back is feeling alot better today, what's contest about milking a cow? I'm like , don't like to work hard for a meal, lol, I hav'nt been doing too good so far this week, but I got 6 days to get the lead of my off my ass, tops love, Eloy.

-------------- Original message from "Melody Moris" : --------------

ROFL .....I'm sure by now you've seen my "stupidity" but never fear......I'll fix this little back problem....get my butt outta the kitchen and back into the gym where I can think more about our next "little" contest! You'll be having so much fun- you won't think twice about milkin' a cow or two or leaping a few times hahaha!

Melody Moris, Leader

TOPS #Tx1454, Pleasanton

http://www.texastops.org

email: topsmama@...

-----Original Message-----From: TexasTOPS [mailto:TexasTOPS ] On Behalf Of mwdw@...Sent: Friday, September 02, 2005 5:30 PMTo: TexasTOPS Subject: Melody's back

OK Melody, what in the world did you do this time........I must have not gotten this e-mail cause I would never delete any of Her mail...I'm sure she would find out and come after me. I have got to try and stay on her good side so she will have pity on me for the next contest so I wont have to leap or milk cows....LOL

Love ya,

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Thanks for the laugh!! That's the kind of response my dad would have given me. LOLOLO:):)

BethMelody Moris wrote:

heh heh the "udder" side ROFLOLOL

Melody Moris, Leader

TOPS #Tx1454, Pleasanton

http://www.texastops.org

email: topsmama@...

Melody's Christmas present to Levona:

Lighting the Way to Century Club In Waiting together!

(the light may be flickering, but it's still lit LOL)

-----Original Message-----From: TexasTOPS [mailto:TexasTOPS ] On Behalf Of Beth Sent: Sunday, September 04, 2005 5:58 PMTo: TexasTOPS Subject: RE: Melody's back

so which end of the cow do I milk?

BethMelody Moris wrote:

Thank you Eloy - it is feeling a lot better than it was yesterday!

I'm working on our next contest to get us through the holidays and thanks to Grammy Pat and her amazing "drugs" we're going to have the 12 weeks of Christmas .....8 maids a milkin', 10 lords a leapin and so on.....it's gonna be a blast!! Don't be afraid - I promise you'll have more fun than you know what to do with!!

Melody Moris, Leader

TOPS #Tx1454, Pleasanton

http://www.texastops.org

email: topsmama@...

-----Original Message-----From: TexasTOPS [mailto:TexasTOPS ] On Behalf Of ramirezej@...Sent: Saturday, September 03, 2005 12:07 PMTo: TexasTOPS Subject: RE: Melody's back

Hi Melody! I sure hope your back is feeling alot better today, what's contest about milking a cow? I'm like , don't like to work hard for a meal, lol, I hav'nt been doing too good so far this week, but I got 6 days to get the lead of my off my ass, tops love, Eloy.

-------------- Original message from "Melody Moris" : --------------

ROFL .....I'm sure by now you've seen my "stupidity" but never fear......I'll fix this little back problem....get my butt outta the kitchen and back into the gym where I can think more about our next "little" contest! You'll be having so much fun- you won't think twice about milkin' a cow or two or leaping a few times hahaha!

Melody Moris, Leader

TOPS #Tx1454, Pleasanton

http://www.texastops.org

email: topsmama@...

-----Original Message-----From: TexasTOPS [mailto:TexasTOPS ] On Behalf Of mwdw@...Sent: Friday, September 02, 2005 5:30 PMTo: TexasTOPS Subject: Melody's back

OK Melody, what in the world did you do this time........I must have not gotten this e-mail cause I would never delete any of Her mail...I'm sure she would find out and come after me. I have got to try and stay on her good side so she will have pity on me for the next contest so I wont have to leap or milk cows....LOL

Love ya,

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Thanks for the laugh!! That's the kind of response my dad would have given me. LOLOLO:):)

BethMelody Moris wrote:

heh heh the "udder" side ROFLOLOL

Melody Moris, Leader

TOPS #Tx1454, Pleasanton

http://www.texastops.org

email: topsmama@...

Melody's Christmas present to Levona:

Lighting the Way to Century Club In Waiting together!

(the light may be flickering, but it's still lit LOL)

-----Original Message-----From: TexasTOPS [mailto:TexasTOPS ] On Behalf Of Beth Sent: Sunday, September 04, 2005 5:58 PMTo: TexasTOPS Subject: RE: Melody's back

so which end of the cow do I milk?

BethMelody Moris wrote:

Thank you Eloy - it is feeling a lot better than it was yesterday!

I'm working on our next contest to get us through the holidays and thanks to Grammy Pat and her amazing "drugs" we're going to have the 12 weeks of Christmas .....8 maids a milkin', 10 lords a leapin and so on.....it's gonna be a blast!! Don't be afraid - I promise you'll have more fun than you know what to do with!!

Melody Moris, Leader

TOPS #Tx1454, Pleasanton

http://www.texastops.org

email: topsmama@...

-----Original Message-----From: TexasTOPS [mailto:TexasTOPS ] On Behalf Of ramirezej@...Sent: Saturday, September 03, 2005 12:07 PMTo: TexasTOPS Subject: RE: Melody's back

Hi Melody! I sure hope your back is feeling alot better today, what's contest about milking a cow? I'm like , don't like to work hard for a meal, lol, I hav'nt been doing too good so far this week, but I got 6 days to get the lead of my off my ass, tops love, Eloy.

-------------- Original message from "Melody Moris" : --------------

ROFL .....I'm sure by now you've seen my "stupidity" but never fear......I'll fix this little back problem....get my butt outta the kitchen and back into the gym where I can think more about our next "little" contest! You'll be having so much fun- you won't think twice about milkin' a cow or two or leaping a few times hahaha!

Melody Moris, Leader

TOPS #Tx1454, Pleasanton

http://www.texastops.org

email: topsmama@...

-----Original Message-----From: TexasTOPS [mailto:TexasTOPS ] On Behalf Of mwdw@...Sent: Friday, September 02, 2005 5:30 PMTo: TexasTOPS Subject: Melody's back

OK Melody, what in the world did you do this time........I must have not gotten this e-mail cause I would never delete any of Her mail...I'm sure she would find out and come after me. I have got to try and stay on her good side so she will have pity on me for the next contest so I wont have to leap or milk cows....LOL

Love ya,

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MELODY THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN!! I'M ALL READY FOR SOME CHALLENGES!! LET'S GET BUSY! THANKS FOR ALL YOU DO!Melody Moris wrote:

Thank you Eloy - it is feeling a lot better than it was yesterday!

I'm working on our next contest to get us through the holidays and thanks to Grammy Pat and her amazing "drugs" we're going to have the 12 weeks of Christmas .....8 maids a milkin', 10 lords a leapin and so on.....it's gonna be a blast!! Don't be afraid - I promise you'll have more fun than you know what to do with!!

Melody Moris, Leader

TOPS #Tx1454, Pleasanton

http://www.texastops.org

email: topsmama@...

-----Original Message-----From: TexasTOPS [mailto:TexasTOPS ] On Behalf Of ramirezej@...Sent: Saturday, September 03, 2005 12:07 PMTo: TexasTOPS Subject: RE: Melody's back

Hi Melody! I sure hope your back is feeling alot better today, what's contest about milking a cow? I'm like , don't like to work hard for a meal, lol, I hav'nt been doing too good so far this week, but I got 6 days to get the lead of my off my ass, tops love, Eloy.

-------------- Original message from "Melody Moris" : --------------

ROFL .....I'm sure by now you've seen my "stupidity" but never fear......I'll fix this little back problem....get my butt outta the kitchen and back into the gym where I can think more about our next "little" contest! You'll be having so much fun- you won't think twice about milkin' a cow or two or leaping a few times hahaha!

Melody Moris, Leader

TOPS #Tx1454, Pleasanton

http://www.texastops.org

email: topsmama@...

-----Original Message-----From: TexasTOPS [mailto:TexasTOPS ] On Behalf Of mwdw@...Sent: Friday, September 02, 2005 5:30 PMTo: TexasTOPS Subject: Melody's back

OK Melody, what in the world did you do this time........I must have not gotten this e-mail cause I would never delete any of Her mail...I'm sure she would find out and come after me. I have got to try and stay on her good side so she will have pity on me for the next contest so I wont have to leap or milk cows....LOL

Love ya,

TOPS ((HUGS)), GLORIA

CONTEST CHAIRPERSON AND PROGRAM LEADER

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REMEMBER: YOU CONTROL THE FORK!

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MELODY THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN!! I'M ALL READY FOR SOME CHALLENGES!! LET'S GET BUSY! THANKS FOR ALL YOU DO!Melody Moris wrote:

Thank you Eloy - it is feeling a lot better than it was yesterday!

I'm working on our next contest to get us through the holidays and thanks to Grammy Pat and her amazing "drugs" we're going to have the 12 weeks of Christmas .....8 maids a milkin', 10 lords a leapin and so on.....it's gonna be a blast!! Don't be afraid - I promise you'll have more fun than you know what to do with!!

Melody Moris, Leader

TOPS #Tx1454, Pleasanton

http://www.texastops.org

email: topsmama@...

-----Original Message-----From: TexasTOPS [mailto:TexasTOPS ] On Behalf Of ramirezej@...Sent: Saturday, September 03, 2005 12:07 PMTo: TexasTOPS Subject: RE: Melody's back

Hi Melody! I sure hope your back is feeling alot better today, what's contest about milking a cow? I'm like , don't like to work hard for a meal, lol, I hav'nt been doing too good so far this week, but I got 6 days to get the lead of my off my ass, tops love, Eloy.

-------------- Original message from "Melody Moris" : --------------

ROFL .....I'm sure by now you've seen my "stupidity" but never fear......I'll fix this little back problem....get my butt outta the kitchen and back into the gym where I can think more about our next "little" contest! You'll be having so much fun- you won't think twice about milkin' a cow or two or leaping a few times hahaha!

Melody Moris, Leader

TOPS #Tx1454, Pleasanton

http://www.texastops.org

email: topsmama@...

-----Original Message-----From: TexasTOPS [mailto:TexasTOPS ] On Behalf Of mwdw@...Sent: Friday, September 02, 2005 5:30 PMTo: TexasTOPS Subject: Melody's back

OK Melody, what in the world did you do this time........I must have not gotten this e-mail cause I would never delete any of Her mail...I'm sure she would find out and come after me. I have got to try and stay on her good side so she will have pity on me for the next contest so I wont have to leap or milk cows....LOL

Love ya,

TOPS ((HUGS)), GLORIA

CONTEST CHAIRPERSON AND PROGRAM LEADER

#TX 1268, JOSHUA

REMEMBER: YOU CONTROL THE FORK!

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I don't know how to milked a cow

I actually di milk cows when I was younger and it wasn't in no dairy where they have the machines. We did it by hand.....just poor old dirt farmers. In Indiana we were farmers, moved to Texas and they call the same thing down here Rancher's.

If Melody finds us a cow I'll show you how to milk her!

Love ya,

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I don't know how to milked a cow

I actually di milk cows when I was younger and it wasn't in no dairy where they have the machines. We did it by hand.....just poor old dirt farmers. In Indiana we were farmers, moved to Texas and they call the same thing down here Rancher's.

If Melody finds us a cow I'll show you how to milk her!

Love ya,

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I don't know how to milked a cow

I actually di milk cows when I was younger and it wasn't in no dairy where they have the machines. We did it by hand.....just poor old dirt farmers. In Indiana we were farmers, moved to Texas and they call the same thing down here Rancher's.

If Melody finds us a cow I'll show you how to milk her!

Love ya,

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Melody! I don't know how to milked a cow, but it sounds like alot fun, you and all my pals on the loop, have a great week, Eloy.

Believ e me Eloy its no fun. First you have to get your fingers just right, then you doge the tail that she switches . Also stinks!!!!!!!!!! Is that more than you wanted to know lol.

Betty 2

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actually di milk cows when I was younger and it wasn't in no dairy where they have the machines. We did it by hand.....just poor old dirt farmers. In Indiana we were farmers, moved to Texas and they call the same thing down here Rancher's.

If Melody finds us a cow I'll show you how to milk her!

Love ya,

I'm right there with you I grew up on a farm in Kansas. Never had much luck milking my Dad never let me do much, he was afraid I'ld let the cows go dry.

Betty 2

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actually di milk cows when I was younger and it wasn't in no dairy where they have the machines. We did it by hand.....just poor old dirt farmers. In Indiana we were farmers, moved to Texas and they call the same thing down here Rancher's.

If Melody finds us a cow I'll show you how to milk her!

Love ya,

I'm right there with you I grew up on a farm in Kansas. Never had much luck milking my Dad never let me do much, he was afraid I'ld let the cows go dry.

Betty 2

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Melody! I don't know how to milked a cow, but it sounds like alot fun, you and all my pals on the loop, have a great week, Eloy.

-------------- Original message from gloria scott : --------------

MELODY THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN!! I'M ALL READY FOR SOME CHALLENGES!! LET'S GET BUSY! THANKS FOR ALL YOU DO!Melody Moris wrote:

Thank you Eloy - it is feeling a lot better than it was yesterday!

I'm working on our next contest to get us through the holidays and thanks to Grammy Pat and her amazing "drugs" we're going to have the 12 weeks of Christmas .....8 maids a milkin', 10 lords a leapin and so on.....it's gonna be a blast!! Don't be afraid - I promise you'll have more fun than you know what to do with!!

Melody Moris, Leader

TOPS #Tx1454, Pleasanton

http://www.texastops.org

email: topsmama@...

-----Original Message-----From: TexasTOPS [mailto:TexasTOPS ] On Behalf Of ramirezej@...Sent: Saturday, September 03, 2005 12:07 PMTo: TexasTOPS Subject: RE: Melody's back

Hi Melody! I sure hope your back is feeling alot better today, what's contest about milking a cow? I'm like , don't like to work hard for a meal, lol, I hav'nt been doing too good so far this week, but I got 6 days to get the lead of my off my ass, tops love, Eloy.

-------------- Original message from "Melody Moris" : --------------

ROFL .....I'm sure by now you've seen my "stupidity" but never fear......I'll fix this little back problem....get my butt outta the kitchen and back into the gym where I can think more about our next "little" contest! You'll be having so much fun- you won't think twice about milkin' a cow or two or leaping a few times hahaha!

Melody Moris, Leader

TOPS #Tx1454, Pleasanton

http://www.texastops.org

email: topsmama@...

-----Original Message-----From: TexasTOPS [mailto:TexasTOPS ] On Behalf Of mwdw@...Sent: Friday, September 02, 2005 5:30 PMTo: TexasTOPS Subject: Melody's back

OK Melody, what in the world did you do this time........I must have not gotten this e-mail cause I would never delete any of Her mail...I'm sure she would find out and come after me. I have got to try and stay on her good side so she will have pity on me for the next contest so I wont have to leap or milk cows....LOL

Love ya,

TOPS ((HUGS)), GLORIA

CONTEST CHAIRPERSON AND PROGRAM LEADER

#TX 1268, JOSHUA

REMEMBER: YOU CONTROL THE FORK!

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But I did in my married life learn to milk a goat,

Well, now maybe Melody will let you milk a goat instead of a cow......gotta be real careful what you say on here....she has really big ears.....LOL

Love ya,

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LOL That's what (one of the ladies in my chapter) always says when she sees that "gleam" in my eye! (they know me all too well!)

Melody Moris, Leader

TOPS #Tx1454, Pleasanton

http://www.texastops.org

email: topsmama@...

-----Original Message-----From: TexasTOPS [mailto:TexasTOPS ] On Behalf Of mwdw@...Sent: Monday, September 05, 2005 12:21 PMTo: TexasTOPS Subject: Re: Melody's back

Don't be afraid...mmm, isn't that what they say in the horror flicks right before someone buys the farm?

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! Iwould like to learn too, is it ture that have to put some kind cream in your hands? Eloy.

-------------- Original message from hj c : --------------

hi mary i,ll help you milk the cow done that when I was a kid, my uncle had a farm and I.d go there for a few wksevery summer and did what the kids did .. but they coulnt make me drink the milk I didnt like it so they had to go to the grocery store and buy milk for the city girl.. Hugs Helen

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I don't know how to milked a cow

I actually di milk cows when I was younger and it wasn't in no dairy where they have the machines. We did it by hand.....just poor old dirt farmers. In Indiana we were farmers, moved to Texas and they call the same thing down here Rancher's.

If Melody finds us a cow I'll show you how to milk her!

Love ya,

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! Iwould like to learn too, is it ture that have to put some kind cream in your hands? Eloy.

-------------- Original message from hj c : --------------

hi mary i,ll help you milk the cow done that when I was a kid, my uncle had a farm and I.d go there for a few wksevery summer and did what the kids did .. but they coulnt make me drink the milk I didnt like it so they had to go to the grocery store and buy milk for the city girl.. Hugs Helen

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I don't know how to milked a cow

I actually di milk cows when I was younger and it wasn't in no dairy where they have the machines. We did it by hand.....just poor old dirt farmers. In Indiana we were farmers, moved to Texas and they call the same thing down here Rancher's.

If Melody finds us a cow I'll show you how to milk her!

Love ya,

Find your next car at Yahoo! Canada Autos

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Thanks for the reply Betty2! you're right, sounds like alot of work, it's best just to go the H E B, Eloy.

-------------- Original message from Beja92430@...: --------------

Melody! I don't know how to milked a cow, but it sounds like alot fun, you and all my pals on the loop, have a great week, Eloy.

Believ e me Eloy its no fun. First you have to get your fingers just right, then you doge the tail that she switches . Also stinks!!!!!!!!!! Is that more than you wanted to know lol.

Betty 2

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Thanks for the reply Betty2! you're right, sounds like alot of work, it's best just to go the H E B, Eloy.

-------------- Original message from Beja92430@...: --------------

Melody! I don't know how to milked a cow, but it sounds like alot fun, you and all my pals on the loop, have a great week, Eloy.

Believ e me Eloy its no fun. First you have to get your fingers just right, then you doge the tail that she switches . Also stinks!!!!!!!!!! Is that more than you wanted to know lol.

Betty 2

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I loved those flouor sack dresses. It was really fun when I started to school. We had just moved to Houston and became "city" people so my dresses were always different from everyone else's. I liked that. Then when I was in college we moved to the country outside of Houston. Well, the city of Pearland took me into the city limits about six years ago and it is very populated here now, but I still have cows and horses on my property because of the grandfather clause. Don't have chickens any more though, just don't have the time for them, being alone now.

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Does breastfeeding your kids count?

BethBestGran1937@... wrote:

I've only milked a cow one time......once when I was a kid. I think it was my granddad who showed us the correct way to milk a cow.

Barbara

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Does breastfeeding your kids count?

BethBestGran1937@... wrote:

I've only milked a cow one time......once when I was a kid. I think it was my granddad who showed us the correct way to milk a cow.

Barbara

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