Guest guest Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 > > > Please forgive us for any disturbance, but we have an important subject > to address to you regarding FAITH, and we Don't intend to overload your > email with unnecessary messages... Please forgive me for any fair-use, but I have an important parody to address to you regarding SPAM, and I do intend to overload your email with unnecessary replies to unnecessary messages... > What is Ramadhan? A: A Ramada Inn in the northeast where they pahk the cahs? > Ramadhan is that time of the year when Muslims recharge their spiritual > batteries. Nickel Cadmium or Lithium Ion? 1.5V, 3V or 9V? > For a whole month, they fast from dawn to sunset, and offer > additional prayers at night. Translation: They do in the dark that which they don't in the daylight. Smacks of hypocrisy to me - we can do it, we just need to do it after dark to hide it. Matter of fact, sounds like a lot of criminals I know, too... but I'd never make the assumption that Muslims are more likely to be, or support, criminals... because the Muslim community made such a strong stand against terrorism on 9/11/01 and has continued to give us nothing but aid and support in flushing out that small minority of terrorists in the otherwise peaceul Muslim community, right? > After the end of Ramadhan comes one of the two > Muslim festivals, a day of Eid. On this day, Muslims thank God for His > guidance and grace in helping them to control their baser desires and > fulfill their spiritual needs. Note to self: Replace " Alllah " with " God " so as to not offend Americans. It's better to lie about our religion than to cause Americans to understand the differences between them. And " God " for them is doing such a wonderful job in controlling their baser desires. All those good Muslim people who desire to kill American soldiers who liberated them from an utterly oppressive government in which some of them were KILLED for practicing their flavor is Islam are keeping that in check, right? The good people of Fallujah, those Muslims who follor al-Sahd? Their " God " is helping them control that baser desire to murder those who help them, right? Oh, and they're controlling that desire to beat women and suppress them, right? Yeah... okay. > Muslims agree on all the fundamentals of the fast. This makes the fasting a > worldwide phenomenon observed by the devoted among the world's more than > one billion Muslims as one international community. Even though we shoot each other, and shoot other people, we all agree that fasting is good. And, as a bonus, since so many of us actually live in such abject poverty that we're starving, we can call it a fast and feel worthy to have starved to death for such a gracious god as " Allah " and his prophet Mohammed. If only the whole world could experience that worthiness in the eyes of a false god... > Ramadhan is the ninth > month of the Muslim year, which follows the lunar calendar. Because Allah knows how confusing it could be if we standardized on a system of dates and times for the world. > Each month > begins with a sighting of the moon's crescent and lasts for 29 or 30 days > until a sighting of the next month's crescent. So if all Muslims were blind and couldn't see the crescent, would it always be the same month? > Ramadhan is the month in > which the Qur'an was revealed as guidance for all mankind. * Note: All mankind willing to submit to ritual religious oppression and blindly follow the flavor-of-islam-of-the-day from some Mullah who got where he got by being good at suppressing his baser desires to step on other people to get there? > It is a > criterion by which to distinguish truth from falsehood. The prophet > Muhammad, on whom be peace, said that on each day of Ramadhan God frees > many souls from the Fire of Hell. Right, because God wouldn't ever want there to be an absolute system of accountability... this way, even if you happen to end up in hell, God might still save you... so go ahead and do whatever you want to go to Hell and the repent once you're already there. Uh-huh. > Muslims should introduce the Quran's > teachings to others so that they too can have the opportunity to be free. Free to practice Islam, and only Islam, that is. > Fasting is a major feature of Islam. Many religions recognize the benefits > of fasting, but only Islam institutes a whole month of it to secure its > benefits for all its adherents. God prescribes in His Book that all > able-bodied Muslims must fast. This will develop in them a consciousness > that will help them towards right conduct and prevent them from wrongdoing. > To obtain this result, a Muslim must stick to both the formal and informal > aspects of the fast. The formal aspects include abstaining from food, drink > and sexual intercourse. The informal aspects of the fast are just as > important. The fasting person must abstain from lying, cheating, > argumentation, fighting, foul language and every sort of evil. So we can expect a FULL MONTH of none of our soldiers being shot in the daylight by ANY muslim, and if it does happen, we can expect SEVERE REPRISALS from the religious leaders, right? I can expect my cousin, my friends, my countrymen to be completely and absolutely safe for the entire month of Ramadan during the day? Right... > In this > month, one has to cultivate a lasting awareness of God, and a keen sense to > observe His commandments throughout the year. The Prophet Muhammad, on whom > be peace, said that if someone does not give up falsehood in speech and > actions, God has no need for such a one to give up his food and drink. Then there's gonna be a lot of Muslims eating and drinking during the daylight this year... > For more information about Islam: Go to hell. Mike :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 > > > Please forgive us for any disturbance, but we have an important subject > to address to you regarding FAITH, and we Don't intend to overload your > email with unnecessary messages... Please forgive me for any fair-use, but I have an important parody to address to you regarding SPAM, and I do intend to overload your email with unnecessary replies to unnecessary messages... > What is Ramadhan? A: A Ramada Inn in the northeast where they pahk the cahs? > Ramadhan is that time of the year when Muslims recharge their spiritual > batteries. Nickel Cadmium or Lithium Ion? 1.5V, 3V or 9V? > For a whole month, they fast from dawn to sunset, and offer > additional prayers at night. Translation: They do in the dark that which they don't in the daylight. Smacks of hypocrisy to me - we can do it, we just need to do it after dark to hide it. Matter of fact, sounds like a lot of criminals I know, too... but I'd never make the assumption that Muslims are more likely to be, or support, criminals... because the Muslim community made such a strong stand against terrorism on 9/11/01 and has continued to give us nothing but aid and support in flushing out that small minority of terrorists in the otherwise peaceul Muslim community, right? > After the end of Ramadhan comes one of the two > Muslim festivals, a day of Eid. On this day, Muslims thank God for His > guidance and grace in helping them to control their baser desires and > fulfill their spiritual needs. Note to self: Replace " Alllah " with " God " so as to not offend Americans. It's better to lie about our religion than to cause Americans to understand the differences between them. And " God " for them is doing such a wonderful job in controlling their baser desires. All those good Muslim people who desire to kill American soldiers who liberated them from an utterly oppressive government in which some of them were KILLED for practicing their flavor is Islam are keeping that in check, right? The good people of Fallujah, those Muslims who follor al-Sahd? Their " God " is helping them control that baser desire to murder those who help them, right? Oh, and they're controlling that desire to beat women and suppress them, right? Yeah... okay. > Muslims agree on all the fundamentals of the fast. This makes the fasting a > worldwide phenomenon observed by the devoted among the world's more than > one billion Muslims as one international community. Even though we shoot each other, and shoot other people, we all agree that fasting is good. And, as a bonus, since so many of us actually live in such abject poverty that we're starving, we can call it a fast and feel worthy to have starved to death for such a gracious god as " Allah " and his prophet Mohammed. If only the whole world could experience that worthiness in the eyes of a false god... > Ramadhan is the ninth > month of the Muslim year, which follows the lunar calendar. Because Allah knows how confusing it could be if we standardized on a system of dates and times for the world. > Each month > begins with a sighting of the moon's crescent and lasts for 29 or 30 days > until a sighting of the next month's crescent. So if all Muslims were blind and couldn't see the crescent, would it always be the same month? > Ramadhan is the month in > which the Qur'an was revealed as guidance for all mankind. * Note: All mankind willing to submit to ritual religious oppression and blindly follow the flavor-of-islam-of-the-day from some Mullah who got where he got by being good at suppressing his baser desires to step on other people to get there? > It is a > criterion by which to distinguish truth from falsehood. The prophet > Muhammad, on whom be peace, said that on each day of Ramadhan God frees > many souls from the Fire of Hell. Right, because God wouldn't ever want there to be an absolute system of accountability... this way, even if you happen to end up in hell, God might still save you... so go ahead and do whatever you want to go to Hell and the repent once you're already there. Uh-huh. > Muslims should introduce the Quran's > teachings to others so that they too can have the opportunity to be free. Free to practice Islam, and only Islam, that is. > Fasting is a major feature of Islam. Many religions recognize the benefits > of fasting, but only Islam institutes a whole month of it to secure its > benefits for all its adherents. God prescribes in His Book that all > able-bodied Muslims must fast. This will develop in them a consciousness > that will help them towards right conduct and prevent them from wrongdoing. > To obtain this result, a Muslim must stick to both the formal and informal > aspects of the fast. The formal aspects include abstaining from food, drink > and sexual intercourse. The informal aspects of the fast are just as > important. The fasting person must abstain from lying, cheating, > argumentation, fighting, foul language and every sort of evil. So we can expect a FULL MONTH of none of our soldiers being shot in the daylight by ANY muslim, and if it does happen, we can expect SEVERE REPRISALS from the religious leaders, right? I can expect my cousin, my friends, my countrymen to be completely and absolutely safe for the entire month of Ramadan during the day? Right... > In this > month, one has to cultivate a lasting awareness of God, and a keen sense to > observe His commandments throughout the year. The Prophet Muhammad, on whom > be peace, said that if someone does not give up falsehood in speech and > actions, God has no need for such a one to give up his food and drink. Then there's gonna be a lot of Muslims eating and drinking during the daylight this year... > For more information about Islam: Go to hell. Mike :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 > > > Please forgive us for any disturbance, but we have an important subject > to address to you regarding FAITH, and we Don't intend to overload your > email with unnecessary messages... Please forgive me for any fair-use, but I have an important parody to address to you regarding SPAM, and I do intend to overload your email with unnecessary replies to unnecessary messages... > What is Ramadhan? A: A Ramada Inn in the northeast where they pahk the cahs? > Ramadhan is that time of the year when Muslims recharge their spiritual > batteries. Nickel Cadmium or Lithium Ion? 1.5V, 3V or 9V? > For a whole month, they fast from dawn to sunset, and offer > additional prayers at night. Translation: They do in the dark that which they don't in the daylight. Smacks of hypocrisy to me - we can do it, we just need to do it after dark to hide it. Matter of fact, sounds like a lot of criminals I know, too... but I'd never make the assumption that Muslims are more likely to be, or support, criminals... because the Muslim community made such a strong stand against terrorism on 9/11/01 and has continued to give us nothing but aid and support in flushing out that small minority of terrorists in the otherwise peaceul Muslim community, right? > After the end of Ramadhan comes one of the two > Muslim festivals, a day of Eid. On this day, Muslims thank God for His > guidance and grace in helping them to control their baser desires and > fulfill their spiritual needs. Note to self: Replace " Alllah " with " God " so as to not offend Americans. It's better to lie about our religion than to cause Americans to understand the differences between them. And " God " for them is doing such a wonderful job in controlling their baser desires. All those good Muslim people who desire to kill American soldiers who liberated them from an utterly oppressive government in which some of them were KILLED for practicing their flavor is Islam are keeping that in check, right? The good people of Fallujah, those Muslims who follor al-Sahd? Their " God " is helping them control that baser desire to murder those who help them, right? Oh, and they're controlling that desire to beat women and suppress them, right? Yeah... okay. > Muslims agree on all the fundamentals of the fast. This makes the fasting a > worldwide phenomenon observed by the devoted among the world's more than > one billion Muslims as one international community. Even though we shoot each other, and shoot other people, we all agree that fasting is good. And, as a bonus, since so many of us actually live in such abject poverty that we're starving, we can call it a fast and feel worthy to have starved to death for such a gracious god as " Allah " and his prophet Mohammed. If only the whole world could experience that worthiness in the eyes of a false god... > Ramadhan is the ninth > month of the Muslim year, which follows the lunar calendar. Because Allah knows how confusing it could be if we standardized on a system of dates and times for the world. > Each month > begins with a sighting of the moon's crescent and lasts for 29 or 30 days > until a sighting of the next month's crescent. So if all Muslims were blind and couldn't see the crescent, would it always be the same month? > Ramadhan is the month in > which the Qur'an was revealed as guidance for all mankind. * Note: All mankind willing to submit to ritual religious oppression and blindly follow the flavor-of-islam-of-the-day from some Mullah who got where he got by being good at suppressing his baser desires to step on other people to get there? > It is a > criterion by which to distinguish truth from falsehood. The prophet > Muhammad, on whom be peace, said that on each day of Ramadhan God frees > many souls from the Fire of Hell. Right, because God wouldn't ever want there to be an absolute system of accountability... this way, even if you happen to end up in hell, God might still save you... so go ahead and do whatever you want to go to Hell and the repent once you're already there. Uh-huh. > Muslims should introduce the Quran's > teachings to others so that they too can have the opportunity to be free. Free to practice Islam, and only Islam, that is. > Fasting is a major feature of Islam. Many religions recognize the benefits > of fasting, but only Islam institutes a whole month of it to secure its > benefits for all its adherents. God prescribes in His Book that all > able-bodied Muslims must fast. This will develop in them a consciousness > that will help them towards right conduct and prevent them from wrongdoing. > To obtain this result, a Muslim must stick to both the formal and informal > aspects of the fast. The formal aspects include abstaining from food, drink > and sexual intercourse. The informal aspects of the fast are just as > important. The fasting person must abstain from lying, cheating, > argumentation, fighting, foul language and every sort of evil. So we can expect a FULL MONTH of none of our soldiers being shot in the daylight by ANY muslim, and if it does happen, we can expect SEVERE REPRISALS from the religious leaders, right? I can expect my cousin, my friends, my countrymen to be completely and absolutely safe for the entire month of Ramadan during the day? Right... > In this > month, one has to cultivate a lasting awareness of God, and a keen sense to > observe His commandments throughout the year. The Prophet Muhammad, on whom > be peace, said that if someone does not give up falsehood in speech and > actions, God has no need for such a one to give up his food and drink. Then there's gonna be a lot of Muslims eating and drinking during the daylight this year... > For more information about Islam: Go to hell. Mike :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Is this a new medical conditon? Should it be treated? i think not!!! Jim Bryson FF/EMT-B __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Is this a new medical conditon? Should it be treated? i think not!!! Jim Bryson FF/EMT-B __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Is this a new medical conditon? Should it be treated? i think not!!! Jim Bryson FF/EMT-B __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 > > Is this a new medical conditon? Should it be treated? i think not!!! There probably is a DSM-IV code for it. Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 > > Is this a new medical conditon? Should it be treated? i think not!!! There probably is a DSM-IV code for it. Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 > > Is this a new medical conditon? Should it be treated? i think not!!! There probably is a DSM-IV code for it. Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Good one Mike.. lol Ya know, for the last 2 months, all we've heard about over here is preparing for Ramadhan, how nothing will move, open, or be available until it gets dark. I get it. Thanks Majdi. When Allah writes the next Paramedic series for Brady, you'll have my undivided attention. Mike wrote: > > > Please forgive us for any disturbance, but we have an important subject > to address to you regarding FAITH, and we Don't intend to overload your > email with unnecessary messages... Please forgive me for any fair-use, but I have an important parody to address to you regarding SPAM, and I do intend to overload your email with unnecessary replies to unnecessary messages... > What is Ramadhan? A: A Ramada Inn in the northeast where they pahk the cahs? > Ramadhan is that time of the year when Muslims recharge their spiritual > batteries. Nickel Cadmium or Lithium Ion? 1.5V, 3V or 9V? > For a whole month, they fast from dawn to sunset, and offer > additional prayers at night. Translation: They do in the dark that which they don't in the daylight. Smacks of hypocrisy to me - we can do it, we just need to do it after dark to hide it. Matter of fact, sounds like a lot of criminals I know, too... but I'd never make the assumption that Muslims are more likely to be, or support, criminals... because the Muslim community made such a strong stand against terrorism on 9/11/01 and has continued to give us nothing but aid and support in flushing out that small minority of terrorists in the otherwise peaceul Muslim community, right? > After the end of Ramadhan comes one of the two > Muslim festivals, a day of Eid. On this day, Muslims thank God for His > guidance and grace in helping them to control their baser desires and > fulfill their spiritual needs. Note to self: Replace " Alllah " with " God " so as to not offend Americans. It's better to lie about our religion than to cause Americans to understand the differences between them. And " God " for them is doing such a wonderful job in controlling their baser desires. All those good Muslim people who desire to kill American soldiers who liberated them from an utterly oppressive government in which some of them were KILLED for practicing their flavor is Islam are keeping that in check, right? The good people of Fallujah, those Muslims who follor al-Sahd? Their " God " is helping them control that baser desire to murder those who help them, right? Oh, and they're controlling that desire to beat women and suppress them, right? Yeah... okay. > Muslims agree on all the fundamentals of the fast. This makes the fasting a > worldwide phenomenon observed by the devoted among the world's more than > one billion Muslims as one international community. Even though we shoot each other, and shoot other people, we all agree that fasting is good. And, as a bonus, since so many of us actually live in such abject poverty that we're starving, we can call it a fast and feel worthy to have starved to death for such a gracious god as " Allah " and his prophet Mohammed. If only the whole world could experience that worthiness in the eyes of a false god... > Ramadhan is the ninth > month of the Muslim year, which follows the lunar calendar. Because Allah knows how confusing it could be if we standardized on a system of dates and times for the world. > Each month > begins with a sighting of the moon's crescent and lasts for 29 or 30 days > until a sighting of the next month's crescent. So if all Muslims were blind and couldn't see the crescent, would it always be the same month? > Ramadhan is the month in > which the Qur'an was revealed as guidance for all mankind. * Note: All mankind willing to submit to ritual religious oppression and blindly follow the flavor-of-islam-of-the-day from some Mullah who got where he got by being good at suppressing his baser desires to step on other people to get there? > It is a > criterion by which to distinguish truth from falsehood. The prophet > Muhammad, on whom be peace, said that on each day of Ramadhan God frees > many souls from the Fire of Hell. Right, because God wouldn't ever want there to be an absolute system of accountability... this way, even if you happen to end up in hell, God might still save you... so go ahead and do whatever you want to go to Hell and the repent once you're already there. Uh-huh. > Muslims should introduce the Quran's > teachings to others so that they too can have the opportunity to be free. Free to practice Islam, and only Islam, that is. > Fasting is a major feature of Islam. Many religions recognize the benefits > of fasting, but only Islam institutes a whole month of it to secure its > benefits for all its adherents. God prescribes in His Book that all > able-bodied Muslims must fast. This will develop in them a consciousness > that will help them towards right conduct and prevent them from wrongdoing. > To obtain this result, a Muslim must stick to both the formal and informal > aspects of the fast. The formal aspects include abstaining from food, drink > and sexual intercourse. The informal aspects of the fast are just as > important. The fasting person must abstain from lying, cheating, > argumentation, fighting, foul language and every sort of evil. So we can expect a FULL MONTH of none of our soldiers being shot in the daylight by ANY muslim, and if it does happen, we can expect SEVERE REPRISALS from the religious leaders, right? I can expect my cousin, my friends, my countrymen to be completely and absolutely safe for the entire month of Ramadan during the day? Right... > In this > month, one has to cultivate a lasting awareness of God, and a keen sense to > observe His commandments throughout the year. The Prophet Muhammad, on whom > be peace, said that if someone does not give up falsehood in speech and > actions, God has no need for such a one to give up his food and drink. Then there's gonna be a lot of Muslims eating and drinking during the daylight this year... > For more information about Islam: Go to hell. Mike :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Good one Mike.. lol Ya know, for the last 2 months, all we've heard about over here is preparing for Ramadhan, how nothing will move, open, or be available until it gets dark. I get it. Thanks Majdi. When Allah writes the next Paramedic series for Brady, you'll have my undivided attention. Mike wrote: > > > Please forgive us for any disturbance, but we have an important subject > to address to you regarding FAITH, and we Don't intend to overload your > email with unnecessary messages... Please forgive me for any fair-use, but I have an important parody to address to you regarding SPAM, and I do intend to overload your email with unnecessary replies to unnecessary messages... > What is Ramadhan? A: A Ramada Inn in the northeast where they pahk the cahs? > Ramadhan is that time of the year when Muslims recharge their spiritual > batteries. Nickel Cadmium or Lithium Ion? 1.5V, 3V or 9V? > For a whole month, they fast from dawn to sunset, and offer > additional prayers at night. Translation: They do in the dark that which they don't in the daylight. Smacks of hypocrisy to me - we can do it, we just need to do it after dark to hide it. Matter of fact, sounds like a lot of criminals I know, too... but I'd never make the assumption that Muslims are more likely to be, or support, criminals... because the Muslim community made such a strong stand against terrorism on 9/11/01 and has continued to give us nothing but aid and support in flushing out that small minority of terrorists in the otherwise peaceul Muslim community, right? > After the end of Ramadhan comes one of the two > Muslim festivals, a day of Eid. On this day, Muslims thank God for His > guidance and grace in helping them to control their baser desires and > fulfill their spiritual needs. Note to self: Replace " Alllah " with " God " so as to not offend Americans. It's better to lie about our religion than to cause Americans to understand the differences between them. And " God " for them is doing such a wonderful job in controlling their baser desires. All those good Muslim people who desire to kill American soldiers who liberated them from an utterly oppressive government in which some of them were KILLED for practicing their flavor is Islam are keeping that in check, right? The good people of Fallujah, those Muslims who follor al-Sahd? Their " God " is helping them control that baser desire to murder those who help them, right? Oh, and they're controlling that desire to beat women and suppress them, right? Yeah... okay. > Muslims agree on all the fundamentals of the fast. This makes the fasting a > worldwide phenomenon observed by the devoted among the world's more than > one billion Muslims as one international community. Even though we shoot each other, and shoot other people, we all agree that fasting is good. And, as a bonus, since so many of us actually live in such abject poverty that we're starving, we can call it a fast and feel worthy to have starved to death for such a gracious god as " Allah " and his prophet Mohammed. If only the whole world could experience that worthiness in the eyes of a false god... > Ramadhan is the ninth > month of the Muslim year, which follows the lunar calendar. Because Allah knows how confusing it could be if we standardized on a system of dates and times for the world. > Each month > begins with a sighting of the moon's crescent and lasts for 29 or 30 days > until a sighting of the next month's crescent. So if all Muslims were blind and couldn't see the crescent, would it always be the same month? > Ramadhan is the month in > which the Qur'an was revealed as guidance for all mankind. * Note: All mankind willing to submit to ritual religious oppression and blindly follow the flavor-of-islam-of-the-day from some Mullah who got where he got by being good at suppressing his baser desires to step on other people to get there? > It is a > criterion by which to distinguish truth from falsehood. The prophet > Muhammad, on whom be peace, said that on each day of Ramadhan God frees > many souls from the Fire of Hell. Right, because God wouldn't ever want there to be an absolute system of accountability... this way, even if you happen to end up in hell, God might still save you... so go ahead and do whatever you want to go to Hell and the repent once you're already there. Uh-huh. > Muslims should introduce the Quran's > teachings to others so that they too can have the opportunity to be free. Free to practice Islam, and only Islam, that is. > Fasting is a major feature of Islam. Many religions recognize the benefits > of fasting, but only Islam institutes a whole month of it to secure its > benefits for all its adherents. God prescribes in His Book that all > able-bodied Muslims must fast. This will develop in them a consciousness > that will help them towards right conduct and prevent them from wrongdoing. > To obtain this result, a Muslim must stick to both the formal and informal > aspects of the fast. The formal aspects include abstaining from food, drink > and sexual intercourse. The informal aspects of the fast are just as > important. The fasting person must abstain from lying, cheating, > argumentation, fighting, foul language and every sort of evil. So we can expect a FULL MONTH of none of our soldiers being shot in the daylight by ANY muslim, and if it does happen, we can expect SEVERE REPRISALS from the religious leaders, right? I can expect my cousin, my friends, my countrymen to be completely and absolutely safe for the entire month of Ramadan during the day? Right... > In this > month, one has to cultivate a lasting awareness of God, and a keen sense to > observe His commandments throughout the year. The Prophet Muhammad, on whom > be peace, said that if someone does not give up falsehood in speech and > actions, God has no need for such a one to give up his food and drink. Then there's gonna be a lot of Muslims eating and drinking during the daylight this year... > For more information about Islam: Go to hell. Mike :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Good one Mike.. lol Ya know, for the last 2 months, all we've heard about over here is preparing for Ramadhan, how nothing will move, open, or be available until it gets dark. I get it. Thanks Majdi. When Allah writes the next Paramedic series for Brady, you'll have my undivided attention. Mike wrote: > > > Please forgive us for any disturbance, but we have an important subject > to address to you regarding FAITH, and we Don't intend to overload your > email with unnecessary messages... Please forgive me for any fair-use, but I have an important parody to address to you regarding SPAM, and I do intend to overload your email with unnecessary replies to unnecessary messages... > What is Ramadhan? A: A Ramada Inn in the northeast where they pahk the cahs? > Ramadhan is that time of the year when Muslims recharge their spiritual > batteries. Nickel Cadmium or Lithium Ion? 1.5V, 3V or 9V? > For a whole month, they fast from dawn to sunset, and offer > additional prayers at night. Translation: They do in the dark that which they don't in the daylight. Smacks of hypocrisy to me - we can do it, we just need to do it after dark to hide it. Matter of fact, sounds like a lot of criminals I know, too... but I'd never make the assumption that Muslims are more likely to be, or support, criminals... because the Muslim community made such a strong stand against terrorism on 9/11/01 and has continued to give us nothing but aid and support in flushing out that small minority of terrorists in the otherwise peaceul Muslim community, right? > After the end of Ramadhan comes one of the two > Muslim festivals, a day of Eid. On this day, Muslims thank God for His > guidance and grace in helping them to control their baser desires and > fulfill their spiritual needs. Note to self: Replace " Alllah " with " God " so as to not offend Americans. It's better to lie about our religion than to cause Americans to understand the differences between them. And " God " for them is doing such a wonderful job in controlling their baser desires. All those good Muslim people who desire to kill American soldiers who liberated them from an utterly oppressive government in which some of them were KILLED for practicing their flavor is Islam are keeping that in check, right? The good people of Fallujah, those Muslims who follor al-Sahd? Their " God " is helping them control that baser desire to murder those who help them, right? Oh, and they're controlling that desire to beat women and suppress them, right? Yeah... okay. > Muslims agree on all the fundamentals of the fast. This makes the fasting a > worldwide phenomenon observed by the devoted among the world's more than > one billion Muslims as one international community. Even though we shoot each other, and shoot other people, we all agree that fasting is good. And, as a bonus, since so many of us actually live in such abject poverty that we're starving, we can call it a fast and feel worthy to have starved to death for such a gracious god as " Allah " and his prophet Mohammed. If only the whole world could experience that worthiness in the eyes of a false god... > Ramadhan is the ninth > month of the Muslim year, which follows the lunar calendar. Because Allah knows how confusing it could be if we standardized on a system of dates and times for the world. > Each month > begins with a sighting of the moon's crescent and lasts for 29 or 30 days > until a sighting of the next month's crescent. So if all Muslims were blind and couldn't see the crescent, would it always be the same month? > Ramadhan is the month in > which the Qur'an was revealed as guidance for all mankind. * Note: All mankind willing to submit to ritual religious oppression and blindly follow the flavor-of-islam-of-the-day from some Mullah who got where he got by being good at suppressing his baser desires to step on other people to get there? > It is a > criterion by which to distinguish truth from falsehood. The prophet > Muhammad, on whom be peace, said that on each day of Ramadhan God frees > many souls from the Fire of Hell. Right, because God wouldn't ever want there to be an absolute system of accountability... this way, even if you happen to end up in hell, God might still save you... so go ahead and do whatever you want to go to Hell and the repent once you're already there. Uh-huh. > Muslims should introduce the Quran's > teachings to others so that they too can have the opportunity to be free. Free to practice Islam, and only Islam, that is. > Fasting is a major feature of Islam. Many religions recognize the benefits > of fasting, but only Islam institutes a whole month of it to secure its > benefits for all its adherents. God prescribes in His Book that all > able-bodied Muslims must fast. This will develop in them a consciousness > that will help them towards right conduct and prevent them from wrongdoing. > To obtain this result, a Muslim must stick to both the formal and informal > aspects of the fast. The formal aspects include abstaining from food, drink > and sexual intercourse. The informal aspects of the fast are just as > important. The fasting person must abstain from lying, cheating, > argumentation, fighting, foul language and every sort of evil. So we can expect a FULL MONTH of none of our soldiers being shot in the daylight by ANY muslim, and if it does happen, we can expect SEVERE REPRISALS from the religious leaders, right? I can expect my cousin, my friends, my countrymen to be completely and absolutely safe for the entire month of Ramadan during the day? Right... > In this > month, one has to cultivate a lasting awareness of God, and a keen sense to > observe His commandments throughout the year. The Prophet Muhammad, on whom > be peace, said that if someone does not give up falsehood in speech and > actions, God has no need for such a one to give up his food and drink. Then there's gonna be a lot of Muslims eating and drinking during the daylight this year... > For more information about Islam: Go to hell. Mike :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 On Fri, 8 Oct 2004 12:18:30 -0700 (PDT), Jeff Ellison wrote: > > Good one Mike.. lol > > Ya know, for the last 2 months, all we've heard about over here is preparing for Ramadhan, how nothing will move, open, or be available until it gets dark. I get it. Thanks Majdi. When Allah writes the next Paramedic series for Brady, you'll have my undivided attention. Scary to think about the tactical implications of that. Now, all those movements in the dark you could discern before will be hidden among the movements in the dark of those who are ligitimately fasting, etc. Mike :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 On Fri, 8 Oct 2004 12:18:30 -0700 (PDT), Jeff Ellison wrote: > > Good one Mike.. lol > > Ya know, for the last 2 months, all we've heard about over here is preparing for Ramadhan, how nothing will move, open, or be available until it gets dark. I get it. Thanks Majdi. When Allah writes the next Paramedic series for Brady, you'll have my undivided attention. Scary to think about the tactical implications of that. Now, all those movements in the dark you could discern before will be hidden among the movements in the dark of those who are ligitimately fasting, etc. Mike :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 On Fri, 8 Oct 2004 12:18:30 -0700 (PDT), Jeff Ellison wrote: > > Good one Mike.. lol > > Ya know, for the last 2 months, all we've heard about over here is preparing for Ramadhan, how nothing will move, open, or be available until it gets dark. I get it. Thanks Majdi. When Allah writes the next Paramedic series for Brady, you'll have my undivided attention. Scary to think about the tactical implications of that. Now, all those movements in the dark you could discern before will be hidden among the movements in the dark of those who are ligitimately fasting, etc. Mike :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 I can't beleive the nerve of these people. They want us as Americans to be tolerant of a religion whose believers are responsible for the deaths of thousands of Americans. I've got an idea. Send Allah to me I'll shove The Koran up his ***. Mike wrote: Scary to think about the tactical implications of that. Now, all those movements in the dark you could discern before will be hidden among the movements in the dark of those who are ligitimately fasting, etc. Mike :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 I can't beleive the nerve of these people. They want us as Americans to be tolerant of a religion whose believers are responsible for the deaths of thousands of Americans. I've got an idea. Send Allah to me I'll shove The Koran up his ***. Mike wrote: Scary to think about the tactical implications of that. Now, all those movements in the dark you could discern before will be hidden among the movements in the dark of those who are ligitimately fasting, etc. Mike :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 I can't beleive the nerve of these people. They want us as Americans to be tolerant of a religion whose believers are responsible for the deaths of thousands of Americans. I've got an idea. Send Allah to me I'll shove The Koran up his ***. Mike wrote: Scary to think about the tactical implications of that. Now, all those movements in the dark you could discern before will be hidden among the movements in the dark of those who are ligitimately fasting, etc. Mike :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 And people wonder why Americans are hated in many parts of the world. . If a similar email were posted on a Arabic listserver discussing a Christian holiday, e.g. Easter, would you be appalled to read these replies? Do we really want to behave this way? Several things come to mind: 7:12 - So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets. Luke 6:31 - Do to others as you would have them do to you. 8:7 - So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her. Just in case you believe that the golden rule is a strictly Christian concept: Confucianism Do not do to others what you would not like yourself. Then there will be no resentment against you, either in the family or in the state. Analects 12:2 Buddhism Hurt not others in ways that you yourself would find hurtful. Udana-Varga 5,1 Hinduism This is the sum of duty; do naught onto others what you would not have them do unto you. Mahabharata 5,1517 Islam No one of you is a believer until he desires for his brother that which he desires for himself. Sunnah Judaism What is hateful to you, do not do to your fellowman. This is the entire Law; all the rest is commentary. Talmud, Shabbat 3id Taoism Regard your neighbor's gain as your gain, and your neighbor's loss as your own loss. Tai Shang Kan Yin P'ien Zoroastrianism That nature alone is good which refrains from doing another whatsoever is not good for itself. Dadisten-I-dinik, 94,5 from: http://www.teachingvalues.com/goldenrule.html Nile Re: Ramadhan > > I can't beleive the nerve of these people. They want us as Americans to be tolerant of a religion whose believers are responsible for the deaths of thousands of Americans. I've got an idea. Send Allah to me I'll shove The Koran up his ***. > > Mike wrote: > > Scary to think about the tactical implications of that. Now, all > those movements in the dark you could discern before will be hidden > among the movements in the dark of those who are ligitimately fasting, > etc. > > Mike :/ > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Do they forego beheading people for Rahmadan? If you can read this, thank a teacher If you can comment freely on this, thank a soldier Larry RN LP EMSI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest guest Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Do they forego beheading people for Rahmadan? If you can read this, thank a teacher If you can comment freely on this, thank a soldier Larry RN LP EMSI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Well said, Nile! Re: Ramadhan And people wonder why Americans are hated in many parts of the world. . If a similar email were posted on a Arabic listserver discussing a Christian holiday, e.g. Easter, would you be appalled to read these replies? Do we really want to behave this way? Several things come to mind: 7:12 - So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets. Luke 6:31 - Do to others as you would have them do to you. 8:7 - So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her. Just in case you believe that the golden rule is a strictly Christian concept: Confucianism Do not do to others what you would not like yourself. Then there will be no resentment against you, either in the family or in the state. Analects 12:2 Buddhism Hurt not others in ways that you yourself would find hurtful. Udana-Varga 5,1 Hinduism This is the sum of duty; do naught onto others what you would not have them do unto you. Mahabharata 5,1517 Islam No one of you is a believer until he desires for his brother that which he desires for himself. Sunnah Judaism What is hateful to you, do not do to your fellowman. This is the entire Law; all the rest is commentary. Talmud, Shabbat 3id Taoism Regard your neighbor's gain as your gain, and your neighbor's loss as your own loss. Tai Shang Kan Yin P'ien Zoroastrianism That nature alone is good which refrains from doing another whatsoever is not good for itself. Dadisten-I-dinik, 94,5 from: http://www.teachingvalues.com/goldenrule.html Nile Re: Ramadhan > > I can't beleive the nerve of these people. They want us as Americans to be tolerant of a religion whose believers are responsible for the deaths of thousands of Americans. I've got an idea. Send Allah to me I'll shove The Koran up his ***. > > Mike wrote: > > Scary to think about the tactical implications of that. Now, all > those movements in the dark you could discern before will be hidden > among the movements in the dark of those who are ligitimately fasting, > etc. > > Mike :/ > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Well said, Nile! Re: Ramadhan And people wonder why Americans are hated in many parts of the world. . If a similar email were posted on a Arabic listserver discussing a Christian holiday, e.g. Easter, would you be appalled to read these replies? Do we really want to behave this way? Several things come to mind: 7:12 - So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets. Luke 6:31 - Do to others as you would have them do to you. 8:7 - So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her. Just in case you believe that the golden rule is a strictly Christian concept: Confucianism Do not do to others what you would not like yourself. Then there will be no resentment against you, either in the family or in the state. Analects 12:2 Buddhism Hurt not others in ways that you yourself would find hurtful. Udana-Varga 5,1 Hinduism This is the sum of duty; do naught onto others what you would not have them do unto you. Mahabharata 5,1517 Islam No one of you is a believer until he desires for his brother that which he desires for himself. Sunnah Judaism What is hateful to you, do not do to your fellowman. This is the entire Law; all the rest is commentary. Talmud, Shabbat 3id Taoism Regard your neighbor's gain as your gain, and your neighbor's loss as your own loss. Tai Shang Kan Yin P'ien Zoroastrianism That nature alone is good which refrains from doing another whatsoever is not good for itself. Dadisten-I-dinik, 94,5 from: http://www.teachingvalues.com/goldenrule.html Nile Re: Ramadhan > > I can't beleive the nerve of these people. They want us as Americans to be tolerant of a religion whose believers are responsible for the deaths of thousands of Americans. I've got an idea. Send Allah to me I'll shove The Koran up his ***. > > Mike wrote: > > Scary to think about the tactical implications of that. Now, all > those movements in the dark you could discern before will be hidden > among the movements in the dark of those who are ligitimately fasting, > etc. > > Mike :/ > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Well said, Nile! Re: Ramadhan And people wonder why Americans are hated in many parts of the world. . If a similar email were posted on a Arabic listserver discussing a Christian holiday, e.g. Easter, would you be appalled to read these replies? Do we really want to behave this way? Several things come to mind: 7:12 - So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets. Luke 6:31 - Do to others as you would have them do to you. 8:7 - So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her. Just in case you believe that the golden rule is a strictly Christian concept: Confucianism Do not do to others what you would not like yourself. Then there will be no resentment against you, either in the family or in the state. Analects 12:2 Buddhism Hurt not others in ways that you yourself would find hurtful. Udana-Varga 5,1 Hinduism This is the sum of duty; do naught onto others what you would not have them do unto you. Mahabharata 5,1517 Islam No one of you is a believer until he desires for his brother that which he desires for himself. Sunnah Judaism What is hateful to you, do not do to your fellowman. This is the entire Law; all the rest is commentary. Talmud, Shabbat 3id Taoism Regard your neighbor's gain as your gain, and your neighbor's loss as your own loss. Tai Shang Kan Yin P'ien Zoroastrianism That nature alone is good which refrains from doing another whatsoever is not good for itself. Dadisten-I-dinik, 94,5 from: http://www.teachingvalues.com/goldenrule.html Nile Re: Ramadhan > > I can't beleive the nerve of these people. They want us as Americans to be tolerant of a religion whose believers are responsible for the deaths of thousands of Americans. I've got an idea. Send Allah to me I'll shove The Koran up his ***. > > Mike wrote: > > Scary to think about the tactical implications of that. Now, all > those movements in the dark you could discern before will be hidden > among the movements in the dark of those who are ligitimately fasting, > etc. > > Mike :/ > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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