50 things about losing 50---OT

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Fifty things about losing fifty

Some one asked me what it feels like being 50 pounds lighter...

This is what I came up with. Most of which only a person who has been there can

relate to.

1. When I get out of the tub there is more than 2 inches of water left in the

tub.

2. My butt arrives when I expect it to when backing up in tight spaces.

3. Nylons don't bind.

4. I can shave my " bikini " area without a mirror.

5. I can tie my shoes and breathe at the same time.

6. I do not have to lie on the bed to zip my jeans.

7. Our home now has a full length mirror.

8. All seat belts fit.

9. I can bend down to shave my ankles.

10. I don't have to powder in the creases.

11. I fit in movie theater seats.

12. I can buy cloths at the dollar store.

13. When I squat I do not lose my balance and topple over.

14. When I wear a belt it really is to hold my pants up.

15. When I scrub the bathtub I do not feel like I am wearing an inner tube.

16. I do not wear out the inner thighs of my pants first.

17. The turnstiles at the stores don't trap me anymore.

18. I can tuck my shirt in.

19. Heartburn does not keep me up nights.

20. I fit in the swings at the park.

21. Stairs are not a breathless experience.

22. A beach towel is no longer required to wrap in after a shower, a regular

towel will do.

23. A twin bed feels big.

24. My feet are happier.

25. I have a lap.

26. When getting dressed, it is about what looks good, not what fits.

27. Dropped food does not land on my belly.

28. I can do a sit up, without cheating.

29. I can use the pumice stone on my feet,without looking like a contortionist.

30. No more chaffing!

31. I am still a pear, just not the Jumbo size, more the lunch box size.

32. If I step on your foot, I am just sorry, not worried I broke your foot.

33. When laying on the couch, nothing hangs off.

34. I can play tag with the kids for an hour without collapsing.

35. I do not feel like Mobey Dick in a bathing suit.

36. Two people and me can fit in the back seat of the car unsquished.

37. When people take a second glance it is because they can't believe how good I

look, not they can't believe how big I am.

38. I do not make that swishing noise when I walk.

39. My boobs do not slap me in the face when I try to run.

40. Going to the drive through now cost under 10 bucks

41. I no longer leave high heel marks in linoleum.

42. The treadmill no longer needs dusting.

43. I fit in a standard sleeping bag.

44. There are less dirty dishes to wash.

45. I can dive into the pool without causing a tidal wave.

46. I fit in the kids wading pool!

47. People no longer add " BUT she has such a pretty face " .

48. I have toes, I can see them!

49. I can stand from a seated position without pulling up on something.

50. There is less jiggle in my wiggle.