Shoes

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Subject: ShoesA young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way,butwas very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude ofone of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "well then, maybe I'll just goout and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "little lady, just go andgive it a try!" The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined tocatch an alligator.Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to theside of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deepin the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. Withlightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto theslimy bank of the swamp.Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all on their backs. Theshopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blondestruggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenwardand screaming in great frustration, she shouts out... "DARN... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!!!"