Guest guest Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Three EMTs were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team's response times. " Since we installed our new satellite navigation system, " bragged one, " we've cut our emergency response time by ten percent. " " Not bad, " the second EMT commented. " But by using a a computer model of traffic patterns, we've cut our average time by 20 percent. " " That's nothing! " said the third EMT. " Since our Attorney Ogilvie passed the EMT exam, we've cut our emergency response time in half! " E. Bledsoe, DO, FACEP Midlothian, TX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 19, 2004 Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 I'm not sure who said it but, Wes, EMS can be 23 1/2 hours of sheer, mind-numbing boredom and 30 minutes of stark-raving terror! But I love it. Welcome aboard! > Ya'll are just so bad. Poor Wes. Welcome to the ranks of the lost and hysterical!! > > Jane Hill > > -------------- Original message from " Bledsoe " : ------------- - > Three EMTs were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance > team's response times. " Since we installed our new satellite navigation > system, " bragged one, " we've cut our emergency response time by ten > percent. " " Not bad, " the second EMT commented. " But by using a a computer > model of traffic patterns, we've cut our average time by 20 percent. " > " That's nothing! " said the third EMT. " Since our Attorney Ogilvie passed the > EMT exam, we've cut our emergency response time in half! " > > E. Bledsoe, DO, FACEP > Midlothian, TX > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 19, 2004 Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 I'm not sure who said it but, Wes, EMS can be 23 1/2 hours of sheer, mind-numbing boredom and 30 minutes of stark-raving terror! But I love it. Welcome aboard! > Ya'll are just so bad. Poor Wes. Welcome to the ranks of the lost and hysterical!! > > Jane Hill > > -------------- Original message from " Bledsoe " : ------------- - > Three EMTs were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance > team's response times. " Since we installed our new satellite navigation > system, " bragged one, " we've cut our emergency response time by ten > percent. " " Not bad, " the second EMT commented. " But by using a a computer > model of traffic patterns, we've cut our average time by 20 percent. " > " That's nothing! " said the third EMT. " Since our Attorney Ogilvie passed the > EMT exam, we've cut our emergency response time in half! " > > E. Bledsoe, DO, FACEP > Midlothian, TX > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 19, 2004 Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 My question is, who's going to buy Hizzoner a booster seat? The newest boxes are quite a step up from the ground. Of course, if the unit has one of those built-in kiddie carseats. R Re: EMT Ogilvie I'm not sure who said it but, Wes, EMS can be 23 1/2 hours of sheer, mind-numbing boredom and 30 minutes of stark-raving terror! But I love it. Welcome aboard! > Ya'll are just so bad. Poor Wes. Welcome to the ranks of the lost and hysterical!! > > Jane Hill > > -------------- Original message from " Bledsoe " : ------------- - > Three EMTs were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance > team's response times. " Since we installed our new satellite navigation > system, " bragged one, " we've cut our emergency response time by ten > percent. " " Not bad, " the second EMT commented. " But by using a a computer > model of traffic patterns, we've cut our average time by 20 percent. " > " That's nothing! " said the third EMT. " Since our Attorney Ogilvie passed the > EMT exam, we've cut our emergency response time in half! " > > E. Bledsoe, DO, FACEP > Midlothian, TX > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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