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-- " Bledsoe " wrote:

Go ahead, laugh....30 minutes ago some EMT in College Station printed off the

list, grabbed his keys, and headed out the door on the ultimate EMS scavenger

hunt. Be afraid...be very afraid.

Maybe Lou can contain this... unless it WAS Molino :-)

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-- " Bledsoe " wrote:

Go ahead, laugh....30 minutes ago some EMT in College Station printed off the

list, grabbed his keys, and headed out the door on the ultimate EMS scavenger

hunt. Be afraid...be very afraid.

Maybe Lou can contain this... unless it WAS Molino :-)

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All of a sudden, I am very glad that I certified in California, where they only

did a small initiation...with fire hoses and beer.

Carol

> Well, I think Wes Ogilvie, Esq, NREMT should have the standard State

> of Texas EMS Initiation at the Texas EMS Conference. Remember, we will

> need:

>

> 2 baby chickens

> 1 quart mayonaise

> 1 pint mollases

> 1 pair fire boots

> 1 juvenile armadillo

> 2 rattlesnake rattles

> 1 recent copy of " The Advocate " magazine

> 1 whistle

> 1 lock of Gene Gandy's hair

> 1 brake drum from a Houston FD ambulance

> 2 6 " mullets (the fish, not the hair cut)

> 1 copy of " House of God "

> 1 Nitronox set up

> 1 schematic of the new TDH system

> 1 semi-nude photo of Day O'Connor (or Ruth Bader Ginsburg or

> Clarence ) 1 jar crunchy Jif peanut butter 2 pounds of fruit

> cake from Corsicana 1 Arabic translation of Dianetics by L. Ron

> Hubbard 3 toliet plungers 1 cap pistol 3 bags Gummy Bears 1 litre

> Mescal

>

> That should take care of Phase 1

>

>

> E. Bledsoe, DO, FACEP

> Midlothian, TX

>

>

>

>

>

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All of a sudden, I am very glad that I certified in California, where they only

did a small initiation...with fire hoses and beer.

Carol

> Well, I think Wes Ogilvie, Esq, NREMT should have the standard State

> of Texas EMS Initiation at the Texas EMS Conference. Remember, we will

> need:

>

> 2 baby chickens

> 1 quart mayonaise

> 1 pint mollases

> 1 pair fire boots

> 1 juvenile armadillo

> 2 rattlesnake rattles

> 1 recent copy of " The Advocate " magazine

> 1 whistle

> 1 lock of Gene Gandy's hair

> 1 brake drum from a Houston FD ambulance

> 2 6 " mullets (the fish, not the hair cut)

> 1 copy of " House of God "

> 1 Nitronox set up

> 1 schematic of the new TDH system

> 1 semi-nude photo of Day O'Connor (or Ruth Bader Ginsburg or

> Clarence ) 1 jar crunchy Jif peanut butter 2 pounds of fruit

> cake from Corsicana 1 Arabic translation of Dianetics by L. Ron

> Hubbard 3 toliet plungers 1 cap pistol 3 bags Gummy Bears 1 litre

> Mescal

>

> That should take care of Phase 1

>

>

> E. Bledsoe, DO, FACEP

> Midlothian, TX

>

>

>

>

>

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All of a sudden, I am very glad that I certified in California, where they only

did a small initiation...with fire hoses and beer.

Carol

> Well, I think Wes Ogilvie, Esq, NREMT should have the standard State

> of Texas EMS Initiation at the Texas EMS Conference. Remember, we will

> need:

>

> 2 baby chickens

> 1 quart mayonaise

> 1 pint mollases

> 1 pair fire boots

> 1 juvenile armadillo

> 2 rattlesnake rattles

> 1 recent copy of " The Advocate " magazine

> 1 whistle

> 1 lock of Gene Gandy's hair

> 1 brake drum from a Houston FD ambulance

> 2 6 " mullets (the fish, not the hair cut)

> 1 copy of " House of God "

> 1 Nitronox set up

> 1 schematic of the new TDH system

> 1 semi-nude photo of Day O'Connor (or Ruth Bader Ginsburg or

> Clarence ) 1 jar crunchy Jif peanut butter 2 pounds of fruit

> cake from Corsicana 1 Arabic translation of Dianetics by L. Ron

> Hubbard 3 toliet plungers 1 cap pistol 3 bags Gummy Bears 1 litre

> Mescal

>

> That should take care of Phase 1

>

>

> E. Bledsoe, DO, FACEP

> Midlothian, TX

>

>

>

>

>

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Was that chili? I must have missed the listing for the hot peppers.

Carol

> Dr. Bledsoe,

> I thought I had a restraining order preventing you from divulging

> your

> chili recipe to the general public? The CDC declared it a biohazard.

>

> -Wes

>

>

>

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ROFL... and what a scavenger hunt it will be...

Did you exclude the eye of newt because it puts off the flavor?

Carol

> Go ahead, laugh....30 minutes ago some EMT in College Station printed

> off the list, grabbed his keys, and headed out the door on the

> ultimate EMS scavenger hunt. Be afraid...be very afraid.

>

>

> E. Bledsoe, DO, FACEP

> Midlothian, TX

>

> Re: Guess what

>

> Dr. Bledsoe,

> I thought I had a restraining order preventing you from divulging

> your

> chili recipe to the general public? The CDC declared it a biohazard.

>

> -Wes

>

>

>

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ROFL... and what a scavenger hunt it will be...

Did you exclude the eye of newt because it puts off the flavor?

Carol

> Go ahead, laugh....30 minutes ago some EMT in College Station printed

> off the list, grabbed his keys, and headed out the door on the

> ultimate EMS scavenger hunt. Be afraid...be very afraid.

>

>

> E. Bledsoe, DO, FACEP

> Midlothian, TX

>

> Re: Guess what

>

> Dr. Bledsoe,

> I thought I had a restraining order preventing you from divulging

> your

> chili recipe to the general public? The CDC declared it a biohazard.

>

> -Wes

>

>

>

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That must be his chili there are no beans in it.

Ed

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>

> Dr. Bledsoe,

> I thought I had a restraining order preventing you from divulging

your

> chili recipe to the general public? The CDC declared it a biohazard.

>

> -Wes

>

>

>

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That must be his chili there are no beans in it.

Ed

Re: Guess what

>

> Dr. Bledsoe,

> I thought I had a restraining order preventing you from divulging

your

> chili recipe to the general public? The CDC declared it a biohazard.

>

> -Wes

>

>

>

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That must be his chili there are no beans in it.

Ed

Re: Guess what

>

> Dr. Bledsoe,

> I thought I had a restraining order preventing you from divulging

your

> chili recipe to the general public? The CDC declared it a biohazard.

>

> -Wes

>

>

>

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Thank God for at least one small favor!!!

-- Re: Guess what

That must be his chili there are no beans in it.

Ed

Re: Guess what

>

> Dr. Bledsoe,

> I thought I had a restraining order preventing you from divulging

your

> chili recipe to the general public? The CDC declared it a biohazard.

>

> -Wes

>

>

>

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Thank God for at least one small favor!!!

-- Re: Guess what

That must be his chili there are no beans in it.

Ed

Re: Guess what

>

> Dr. Bledsoe,

> I thought I had a restraining order preventing you from divulging

your

> chili recipe to the general public? The CDC declared it a biohazard.

>

> -Wes

>

>

>

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