Way off topic. Couldn't resist sharing

[Guest guest]

A couple were dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a

night light, turned the answering machine on the phone, covered their pet

parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and

the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had

put out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat

shut in the house because " she " always tries to eat the bird.

The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat.

The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. The wife doesn't want the

driver

to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that her

husband will be out soon. " He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my

mother " .

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. " Sorry I took so

long, " he says, as they drive away. " Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed.

Had to poke

her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a

blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass

downstairs and threw her out into the back yard! "

The cabdriver hit a parked car...

[Guest guest]

I like the joke.

Martha

> A couple were dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They

turned on a

> night light, turned the answering machine on the phone, covered

their pet

> parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

>

> They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi

arrived and

> the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they

had

> put out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want

the cat

> shut in the house because " she " always tries to eat the bird.

>

> The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get

the cat.

> The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. The wife doesn't

want the

> driver

> to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver

that her

> husband will be out soon. " He's just going upstairs to say goodbye

to my

> mother " .

>

> A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. " Sorry I took

so

> long, " he says, as they drive away. " Stupid bitch was hiding under

the bed.

> Had to poke

> her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap

her in a

> blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled

her fat ass

> downstairs and threw her out into the back yard! "

>

> The cabdriver hit a parked car...

[Guest guest]

I like the joke.

Martha

> A couple were dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They

turned on a

> night light, turned the answering machine on the phone, covered

their pet

> parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

>

> They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi

arrived and

> the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they

had

> put out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want

the cat

> shut in the house because " she " always tries to eat the bird.

>

> The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get

the cat.

> The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. The wife doesn't

want the

> driver

> to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver

that her

> husband will be out soon. " He's just going upstairs to say goodbye

to my

> mother " .

>

> A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. " Sorry I took

so

> long, " he says, as they drive away. " Stupid bitch was hiding under

the bed.

> Had to poke

> her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap

her in a

> blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled

her fat ass

> downstairs and threw her out into the back yard! "

>

> The cabdriver hit a parked car...

[Guest guest]

I like the joke.

Martha

> A couple were dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They

turned on a

> night light, turned the answering machine on the phone, covered

their pet

> parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

>

> They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi

arrived and

> the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they

had

> put out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want

the cat

> shut in the house because " she " always tries to eat the bird.

>

> The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get

the cat.

> The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. The wife doesn't

want the

> driver

> to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver

that her

> husband will be out soon. " He's just going upstairs to say goodbye

to my

> mother " .

>

> A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. " Sorry I took

so

> long, " he says, as they drive away. " Stupid bitch was hiding under

the bed.

> Had to poke

> her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap

her in a

> blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled

her fat ass

> downstairs and threw her out into the back yard! "

>

> The cabdriver hit a parked car...