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WHAT SEX ARE THEY??

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in,

but you can always see right through them.

SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with

its tongue hanging out.

COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a

while to warm up.

TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over

inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go

anywhere you have to light a fire under it and, of

course, there's the hot air part.

SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable

and retain water.

SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to

pick people up.

HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight

shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the

last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL - female .. Ha! You thought I'd say

male. But consider this: it gives men pleasure, he'd

be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know

the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.