's future life OT LOL

[Guest guest]

Paris Hilton’s

Chihuahua.

Mom of Zoe (13) My very normal (teenager normal) soccer player;

Noah (8) Indeterminate colitis, PSC, Osteopenia (1-4 lumbar

vertebrae);

Aidan (4 1/2) Moderately-severe SNHL bilaterally

Recycle

Yourself

Become an

Organ Donor

[Guest guest]

but I gotta tell ya, if I belonged to Paris I would need two pet

> psychiatrists!! I'm open to further suggestions though.

>

> (MO)

Oh, ,

I don't contribute very often....but I had to reply to THIS one. I

was laughing so hard. Paris Hilton, phooie! That would be hell. You

need to become a golden retriever and come back as my sister's dog.

My sister is one of those who people who would rather release a

spider outside rather than " squish and flush " as we normal people

do. Believe me, you would want to come back as her dog, cat, goat or

horse. Take your pick. You will live like a queen whatever animal

you choose. Her golden is 16 years old and still acts like a pup.

This dog has an acupunturist, a chiropractor, and eats better than

my kids. (He is also the coolest dog in the world and makes Lassie

look like a delinquent).In fact, my sister moved to her present digs

in Washington state to be near a certain holistic vet who takes care

of all her four legged friends. In one recent winter, it was so cold

that she actually brought her 2 goats INTO HER HOUSE...not the

garage...the HOUSE.... because she was afraid their hut wasn't warm

enough for them. You can eat off the floor of the horse barn, its so

clean, and I swear there is not a fly anywhere on her property. I

could never bring my boxer to visit her....he would never want to

come back home. ( " What, all I get is a daily walk to the beach and

an occasional raw egg in my kibble?...this is abuse. " )

Okay, this was wayyyy off psc subjects, but I just hadda do it.

Mom to Libby, psc (03) turning 21 TOMORROW!!