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PRESIDENT IN 2012

Here we are, already discussing the future President of the United

States

, beginning with the Year 2012.

For those of you who would like THE VERY BEST

choice for President,

we

have a solution:

It is probably

time we have a woman as President. One

choice is a very special lady who has just about every answer to assist

in helping us to solve our problems.

PLEASE give this a thought when you have a moment...

MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!

Very eloquently put...........don't

you think?

Maxine on "Driver Safety" "I

can't use the cell phone in the car.. I have to keep my hands free for

making gestures.".......

Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The

key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is

muscular

and shirtless."

Maxine on "The Perfect Man"

"All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want,

for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust

Buster,

charged up and ready when needed."

Maxine on "Technology Revolution" "My

idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

Maxine on "Aging" "Take

every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt

accompanies a Margarita."

"The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are

urinate and attend funerals ."

"The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody

has the same size bucket."

"To err is human; to

forgive, highly

unlikely."

"Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of

old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels?" (Now

that's scary!)

"Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry

in a Porsche than a Kia."

"After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you

may be dead.."

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Yeah, baby, Maxine for President! Woot!

in WY

" You get a wonderful view from the point of no return... "

http://www.flickr.com/photos/liadains_fancies

http://practical-blackwork.blogspot.com

http://practicalblackwork.com

[Fwd: Fw: President in 2012-- Please Consider]

PRESIDENT IN 2012

Here we are, already discussing the future President of the United States ,

beginning with the Year 2012.

For those of you who would like THE VERY BEST choice for President, we have

a solution:   It is probably time we have a woman as President. One choice

is a very special lady who has just about every answer to assist in helping

us to solve our problems.

PLEASE give this a thought when you have a moment...

MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!

          Very eloquently put...........don't you think?

Maxine on " Driver Safety " " I can't use the cell phone in the car.. I have

to keep my hands free for making gestures. " .......

Maxine on " Lawn Care " " The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I

recommend one who is muscular and shirtless. "

Maxine on " The Perfect Man "   " All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I

want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby,

like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed. "

Maxine on " Technology Revolution " " My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody

in the butt twice. "

Maxine on " Aging " " Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works

much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita. "

" The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate

and attend funerals . "

" The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size

bucket. "

" To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely. "

" Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of old ladies

running around with tattoos and pierced navels? " (Now that's scary!)

" Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a

Porsche than a Kia. "

" After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may be

dead.. "

The information contained in this message may be CONFIDENTIAL and is for the

intended addressee only. Any unauthorized use, dissemination of the

information, or copying of this message is prohibited. If you are not the

intended addressee, please notify the sender immediately and delete this

message.

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Yeah, baby, Maxine for President! Woot!

in WY

" You get a wonderful view from the point of no return... "

http://www.flickr.com/photos/liadains_fancies

http://practical-blackwork.blogspot.com

http://practicalblackwork.com

[Fwd: Fw: President in 2012-- Please Consider]

PRESIDENT IN 2012

Here we are, already discussing the future President of the United States ,

beginning with the Year 2012.

For those of you who would like THE VERY BEST choice for President, we have

a solution:   It is probably time we have a woman as President. One choice

is a very special lady who has just about every answer to assist in helping

us to solve our problems.

PLEASE give this a thought when you have a moment...

MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!

          Very eloquently put...........don't you think?

Maxine on " Driver Safety " " I can't use the cell phone in the car.. I have

to keep my hands free for making gestures. " .......

Maxine on " Lawn Care " " The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I

recommend one who is muscular and shirtless. "

Maxine on " The Perfect Man "   " All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I

want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby,

like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed. "

Maxine on " Technology Revolution " " My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody

in the butt twice. "

Maxine on " Aging " " Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works

much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita. "

" The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate

and attend funerals . "

" The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size

bucket. "

" To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely. "

" Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of old ladies

running around with tattoos and pierced navels? " (Now that's scary!)

" Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a

Porsche than a Kia. "

" After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may be

dead.. "

The information contained in this message may be CONFIDENTIAL and is for the

intended addressee only. Any unauthorized use, dissemination of the

information, or copying of this message is prohibited. If you are not the

intended addressee, please notify the sender immediately and delete this

message.

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Yeah, baby, Maxine for President! Woot!

in WY

" You get a wonderful view from the point of no return... "

http://www.flickr.com/photos/liadains_fancies

http://practical-blackwork.blogspot.com

http://practicalblackwork.com

[Fwd: Fw: President in 2012-- Please Consider]

PRESIDENT IN 2012

Here we are, already discussing the future President of the United States ,

beginning with the Year 2012.

For those of you who would like THE VERY BEST choice for President, we have

a solution:   It is probably time we have a woman as President. One choice

is a very special lady who has just about every answer to assist in helping

us to solve our problems.

PLEASE give this a thought when you have a moment...

MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!

          Very eloquently put...........don't you think?

Maxine on " Driver Safety " " I can't use the cell phone in the car.. I have

to keep my hands free for making gestures. " .......

Maxine on " Lawn Care " " The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I

recommend one who is muscular and shirtless. "

Maxine on " The Perfect Man "   " All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I

want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby,

like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed. "

Maxine on " Technology Revolution " " My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody

in the butt twice. "

Maxine on " Aging " " Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works

much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita. "

" The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate

and attend funerals . "

" The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size

bucket. "

" To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely. "

" Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of old ladies

running around with tattoos and pierced navels? " (Now that's scary!)

" Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a

Porsche than a Kia. "

" After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may be

dead.. "

The information contained in this message may be CONFIDENTIAL and is for the

intended addressee only. Any unauthorized use, dissemination of the

information, or copying of this message is prohibited. If you are not the

intended addressee, please notify the sender immediately and delete this

message.

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